Mitt Romney has purchased a new pad in La Jolla,
California. It’ll have 3,600 feet of underground
living space, elevators for four of his cars, and hot and cold running
water. He also has mansions in
Massachusetts and New Hampshire.
COMMENTS:
Yes, he’s
obviously a real, down-to-earth middle income American. Wasn’t it him who said, “I'm not concerned
about the very poor?” And he pays 15% in
income taxes, while I live in a modest cottage, don’t have any elevators, and
pay 21%? Gosh, I’m soooo
enthralled. He's going to make such a great President...
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I see that German workers are on strike for higher
wages. With the world’s economy in the
horrible shape that it is, aren’t they lucky just to have a job? (Bellamy ~ Malibu, CA)
A. Yes, it seems that the short-sightedness among union
workers is universal, doesn’t it?
Employers don’t really need much pushing to simply shut down operations
and walk away.
Q. How are the Health Care hearings going in the Supreme
Court? (Ledora ~ Durango, CO)
A. That depends on whose side you’re on. I do need to say that while the oral
arguments are not going in Obama’s favor, the Court will be looking more to the
Constitutional argument than the flamboyant mistakes of, say, Donald Verilli Jr,
Obama’s Solicitor General. When asked
why the government can’t force Americans to buy broccoli or burial insurance if
they are required to buy health insurance, Verilli broke into a cold sweat,
gulped down a glass of water and started stumbling over words. Please pass the gray poop on.
Q. What do you think the Pope had to say to Raul
Castro? (Tonya ~ Pahrump, NV)
A. “How’s Fidel?”
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Above all, we shall wage no more
unilateral, ill-planned, ill-considered, and ill-prepared invasions of foreign
countries that pose no actual threat to our security.” ~ Theodore C. Sorensen
TODAY’S VIDEO:
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