Friday, December 21, 2018

LET THE RANCOR END

ABOLISH CONGRESS

AND

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS! 

I'LL BE BACK JANUARY 2ND

WATCH OUT FOR SOME PISSY NEWS TODAY


President Trump did a double reversal Thursday when he found out that Americans were frothing at their mouths over the prospect that he and the Congressional Republicans were going to cave in on the border wall.  He was stuck between a rock and a hard post: if he shut down the government, he might lose the 2020 election; but, if he allowed the border wall to be scuttled, there would be no chance... zero chance... that he'd get reelected in 2020.  

Well, today marks the start of the Christmas holidays.  There's going to be very little, if anything, done in the remainder of this Congressional session.  So, expect some half-baked cram-down answer that we are going to be very angry about... and they will expect that, as usual, we'll get over it before the holidays end. 

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Can there be any doubt?  The next two years are probably going to go down as being the worst in our government's history.  The only thing that can jar Members of Congress into acting together responsibly would be a nuclear strike against us and I'm not even sure that could accomplish the job.  

Meanwhile, up here in Burney, drug activity and street crime are running rampant; the sheriff's department, prosecutors and courts don't seem to give a damn.  It won't be much longer before citizens take  matters into their own hands.


TODAY'S QUOTE:
"There's absolutely no difference between a boneless chicken and a spineless politician." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

Thursday, December 20, 2018

THE DEATH OF A NATION

After watching the shameful decision on the border wall, it is apparent that the voice of Americans has died.  

Merry Christmas (Not)

 

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

MR. AMERICAN DEMOCRAT

Meet Mr. American Democrat: Pittsburgh Mayor William Peduto (D) says he doesn't care what the Constitution or Pennsylvania State Law says... he's going to confiscate all guns and magazines in the city.  Nor does he care that the people who got shot to death in a Pittsburgh Synagogue were unable to have guns or to shoot back.  He's even suggested that congregations have no inherent right to defend themselves. 

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I don't know why nobody has ever thought of this but... instead of shutting down the government, why don't we shut down Congress?  I mean... Congress hasn't done a damned thing in 20 years worthy of mention, so why are we paying them

The Democrats are quick to say that if we feel they've been mean and nasty obstructionists... just wait until next year.  It is becoming evident to me that they intend to force this country into a revolution.  Merry Christmas.

Ponder this: If everyone who voted for Trump would kick in $80, we can build that wall and the Democrats can kiss our behinds.  

Yes, Paul Ryan did propose raising the Social Security retirement age to 70.  That way, I presume, more people will die before being able to collect benefits and the government can steal more money from the fund.  

Should President Trump cave on the border wall, or should he give in to demands for another huge spending bill, he can kiss 2020 goodbye.  Either move will be seen as his supporters as a sign he had become a member of the "establishment."  

TODAY'S QUOTE:

Once again we come to  the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." ~ Dave Berry








Monday, December 17, 2018

PGE IN DEEP DEEP DOO DOO


I alluded in my post last Friday to the possibility that PGE in California may have gone out to the Camp Fire site and shot up some transformers to make it look like the cause of the fire was vandalism as opposed to any failures by PGE to maintain a safe electrical line.  Little did I know what was coming. 

An investigation by the California Public Utilities Commission has determined that Pacific Gas & Electric Co. allegedly falsified data from 2012 to 2017 regarding its natural gas distribution lines because it lacked enough employees to find and mark them.  According to investigators, PG&E "had common knowledge among its supervisors that locators falsified data." And, I suppose, PG&E will want rate payers to cover that expense, too? 

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There is no truth to the rumor... at least at this point... that Joe Biden is going to pick Paul Ryan to be his running mate in 2020.  But, given everything that we know about both of them....???

A 39-year-old woman ended up hospitalized with a rapidly deteriorating mental status.  Earlier that day the woman had been performing a “soy sauce colon cleanse,” a dangerous internet fad which involves people drinking a liter of soy sauce in two hours.  She has since been declared brain dead, which leads me to believe that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has tried the same recipe... at least once. 

Tijuana residents are angry that hundreds of illegals, stuck with nothing to do and no place to go, have taken to burglarizing and looting homes and businesses.  These are the down-trodden, peace loving people Pellosi and her fascist friends want us to welcome with open arms into our country. 

ObamaCare has been ruled unconstitutional.  As Nancy Pelosi would put it, "What difference does that make?"

On behalf of all U.S. Veterans... thanks to those who lay Christmas wreaths on the graves of those who served before us. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The Democrats are even trying to turn Christmas into a pile of crap." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

Friday, December 14, 2018

PELOSI WANTS PRESIDENT TRUMP IN HER BED?

After the now famous White House dressing down, Pelosi is said to have questioned Trump's manhood.  Is she inviting him to the sack, or what?

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President Trump has canceled the annual White House Press Christmas Party.  Good for him.  Why should he host an expensive party for people who despise him and want him dead?  Let them huddle in an alley someplace and scarf down a piece or two of crow.  They need to learn that what goes around must surely, eventually come around.


The recent break of a sewage pipe across the border in Mexico is allowing millions of gallons of sewage to flow into the Tijuana River... and eventually the Pacific Ocean... impacting coastal areas in California.  My advice to you: Don't drink the water.

The word from PGE, the electric company so far being blamed for the disastrous Camp Fire in northern California, is that they have discovered bullet holes in transformers and other indicators of foul play at the site where the fire started.  Now, we surely know that no one from PGE would have gone out there after the fire and shot at the burned-out transformer in order to alleviate PGE from the liability, right?  Just sayin'...

A human heart was desperately needed by a Seattle hospital for a transplant, but it was busy traveling around the west on a Southwest Airlines plane; crews had forgotten to unload it earlier when it was in Seattle from Sacramento.  Those things can only survive outside a human body for a matter of time and time was running out, so Southwest interrupted the flight and headed back to Seattle.  It is not known if the recipient was charged for the extra mileage or not.

California Democrat Ted Lieu wants to trash the Constitution.  He cried out Wednesday that he would “love to be able to regulate the content of speech,” but...he can’t do it because of the U.S. Constitution.  Presumably, rules of regulation would be written by the Democrats, because they... and only they... have the intellectual capacity to do so.

The Constitution also says you have to be at least 35 years old to become President.  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who is only 29, and her liberal-leftist cohorts want the Constitution changed.

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"It's not the idiots of the world who are dangerous; it's those who idolize them." ~ The Unknown Scribbler 




Wednesday, December 12, 2018

MUELLER TEAM WILL BE AROUND FOR AT LEAST TWO MORE YEARS

Now that Jerome Corsi has sued the Robert Mueller team and filed criminal complaints, they'll certainly have to stick around to defend themselves,  so that means for at least two more years they will have to stay in business.  Isn't that just lovely?

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Since illegal immigration costs US taxpayers more than $113 billion every year,we can close the border and we'll have enough money to build two walls... one along the Mexican border and one around the Barack Obama Clinton castle.

CNN and the rest of the media are salivating at the prospect Trump supporters will all end up in insane asylums after Pelosi and Waters get Trump impeached.

France is investigating whether or not Russia is behind the Paris riots.  Perhaps they should be looking at George Soros?

The Chicago Teachers Union has suspended its strike against private charter schools in return for a guarantee the none of the schools will participate in any manner in the deportation of illegals.  I presume this also means they can't suspend an illegal from school under any circumstance? 

Kamala Harris has her teats in a wringer at the prospect President Trump may charge $50 a person to process asylum applications unless the applications are presented at legal ports of entry.  Someone should send her a case of Kaopectate for Christmas. 

The country's top Democrat, Tom Perez, has virtually come out and said that we have to get rid of religion in this country.  He says messages from the pulpits are allowing dictates of the Democrat Party to fall on deaf ears.  Let there be no mistake: the sounds of the Gestapo and the thump, thump of SS boots are coming to the streets in your neighborhood soon.  

I'm sorry, President Trump, but as much as I admire you for how you are helping this country, I have to ask: If Rex Tillerson is "dumb as a rock" and "lazy as hell," why did you hire him in the first place?  For that matter, why did you hire Jeff Sessions?  You are the guy in charge, aren't you? 

Why was James Comey allowed to have a DOJ attorney by his side when he testified? 

Lindsey Graham says the House may be run by Democrats, but the Senate will get to the bottom of FISA abuse and other issues.   Why bother to BS the American public, Lindsey?  You guys have had two years to work on it already and have nothing... absolutely nothing... to show for it.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"New Years on Capitol Hill means that soon it will be out with the old scumbags and in with the new ones." ~ The Unknown Scribbler






Monday, December 10, 2018

SO, YOU THINK CLINTON IS NOW GOING TO GET SOME JUSTICE?

Those of us who believe in justice appear to be ecstatic that a Federal judge has ordered a reopening of the Clinton Email investigation.  Well... do you remember the name John Huber?  He's the Judge from Utah that Sessions ordered to look into allegations of wrongdoing within the FBI about a year ago.  We haven't heard a peep about that issue since.  So, don't get your hopes up. 

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It's easy to see that President Emmanuel Macron is French.  When the going gets tough, the French go hiding.

Minnesota State University associate professor Eric Sprankle accused God of impregnating the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus, without her consent.  Further investigation reveals that it was actually Donald Trump who did that; if you don't believe me, ask any Democrat. 

There's a mysterious, cigar-shaped object coming through our solar system.  Scientists are absolutely certain that, whatever it is, it comes from a different solar system.   Scientists are extremely concerned that it might be an alien spaceship.  I mean, suppose the thing landed and 10,000 little Obamas came out?  

Many lawmakers carry guns for self-protection on Capitol Hill.  A group of Democrats is now trying to make rules against that.  Obviously, they would prefer to get shot as opposed to giving up on gun control.  That's how Democrats think, and they say they are smarter than we are?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:  

"They say that the only good Democrat is a dead Democrat.  The problem is that even dead Democrats vote." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

 


Friday, December 7, 2018

KATHY GRIFFIN AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS


Kathy Griffin has decorated her entire Christmas tree with hate-Trump ornaments.  She's even selling them on-line: https://store.kathygriffin.com/  I think that if you buy enough of her merchandise, you should get a free douche bag.

Doesn't anyone want to know where Dan Quayle was during the Bush funeral proceedings?

House Democrats plan to pass a bill making it illegal for you to sell or give away your guns, even to your children or siblings.  It doesn't matter to them that such a law would not have prevented mass shootings; they just want to stick it to you for voting for Trump.

Meanwhile, in California they pan to add a huge excise tax to the purchase of firearms, ostensibly to cover the cost of increased public education about the dangers of guns and ammo.  Criminals, who get their guns off the streets, naturally won't have to pay the additional taxes and will not be attending any gun safety courses.

Nebraska elementary school principal Jennifer Sinclair has banned a long list of Christmas-related items, including candy canes because... the 'J' shape stands 'for Jesus. 

A fellow in England picked up a jug in a flea market for about $5.00.  Some time later, he was informed by a friend that the pottery, which was being used as a toothbrush holder, was around 4,000 years old.  Yes... that's even  older than Justice Ginsberg. 

Given what is going on in Mexico these days, especially at the border, any American who visits down there must truly be considered as being "loco en la cabeza."  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
 "Old age is like everything else;  to make a success of it, you've got to start young." ~ Theodore Roosevelt

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

A NEW VOICE FOR CONSERVATIVES

Welcome news for conservatives:  A few years ago, Glenn Beck had one of the most popular shows on Fox News.  He seemed to hit the nail on the head on many issues of the day, but he eventually changed the format of his program and to some extent it started to have religious overtones.  Fox and Beck drifted apart and Beck eventually formed his own network, The Blaze.  It has been modestly successful. 

In the the meantime, several other conservative media types got together and joined Mark Levin in the creation of CRTV.  They include Levin, Michelle Malkin, Eric Bolin and others.  Now, the two networks are joining together in Blaze Media and this promises to be a breath of fresh air on the conservative front.  Keep a close eye on this new venue.
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It appears that Joy Behar has not been seeing her psychiatrist lately.  She and Meghan McCain got into a shouting match on live TV and they had to go to a commercial break.  Behar has demanded that the producers“get this bitch under control” or she's going to quit the show.  Meow.  

Ford may lay off 25,000 workers, according to a report yesterday.  Exact numbers are not known, but predictions are that the bulk of the layoffs will be in Europe with "some" occurring in the U.S.  

Over there in France, there have been riots in the streets over an increased gas tax.  The government has finally relented.  Maybe Californians should take a lesson from this and start rioting in the streets themselves over their new gas taxes?  

California's Kamala Harris, who is widely assumed to be a presidential candidate in 2020, has proclaimed that the 2020 race is "going to get ugly."  I guess the Kavanaugh hearings were merely the precursor of things to come.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"A fool and his money are soon elected." ~ Will Rogers

Monday, December 3, 2018

RUISSIA POISED TO INVADE UKRAINE?

Breaking yesterday came news that Russia has for months been establishing missile launch facilities which could enable them to deploy S-400 surface-to-air missiles and that those facilities have recently been loaded with missile batteries.  In other words, there is strong evidence that the Russian seizure of Ukraine ships and sailors has been in the planning stages for weeks, if not months.  

This escalation in military posture and activity is mostly like the precursor to another invasion, similar to the one that Putin undertook against Crimea. 

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Somewhere around November 11th about miles off the shores of Mayotte, a French island that sits between Africa and the northern tip of Madagascar, seismic waves began to work their way around the planet; they went largely undetected.  It's features were uncommon, from its low-frequency ring to the way it spread.  Maybe Elton John has finally been learning how to play the piano?

Never walk into an Anchorage bar and ask, "What's shakin'?"

Remember that Stoneman-Douglas school shooting in Parkland, Florida, where the commanding officer froze while kids died?  Turns out the only reason she was hired was to fill diversity requirements.  Captain Jan Jordan, the commanding officer on the scene of the shooting, instead of instructing officers to rush into the building to find the shooter, evidently was focused on setting up a perimeter and directed emergency responders to “stage” outside.  And they're blaming your and my guns?   

I am shocked to discover that it is now legal in California for paid political campaign workers to go to homes and collect absentee ballots that were not mailed in and take them to polling places, effectively eliminating chain of custody controls by election officials.  Such workers were caught in the mid-terms completing or altering those ballots, and that doesn't appear to be against the law, either. 

An Air Force Lt. Colonel in charge of a B-52 Squadron has been fired for drawing pictures of penises inside the cockpit of his airplane.  I do not know if he is related to Bill Clinton or Anthony Weiner.  

Remember the days when you'd buy the lightest possible fold-over tissue stationery,  write your letter, pay a high price per half-ounce, mail it overseas and then expect it to be delivered in a couple of weeks... if it was sent airmail?  These days, you can hunt and peck on your keyboard and send your email over the Internet to arrive within seconds and it doesn't cost you anything.  No wonder the post office is in a sea of red ink.  Maybe they should reinvent themselves as dinosaurs?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"In war, events of importance are the result of trivial causes." ~ Julius Caesar