White House Is Fine With Using Aborted Fetuses

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said Tuesday that Joe Biden, supposedly a "devout" Catholic, and the White House “respectfully disagrees” with the Catholic Church on the use of aborted fetal tissue for research. They say it's fine to spend taxpayer dollars to fund research on aborted fetuses. Such a stance means that Biden thinks it's perfectly okay for women to deliberately get pregnant, obtain an abortion and sell the baby tissue.  

Well, remember that Hitler used to make lamp shades out of human skin. 

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Whenever cops are responding to what could turn into a violent scene, such as a domestic violence call, they always have backup. Nevertheless, a cop in Yorkshire Estates in Delaware was severely beaten when he was forced to report alone to a fight over a house. The department says it couldn't send a backup officer due to lack of funding.  I hope the cop sues the pants off the town council. 

Time's Man-of-the-Year is probably going to be John Kerry.

Liz Cheney gives all Americans a bad name.   

Uncle Joe says the January 6th Capitol protests were akin to another "Civil War." The dumb ass doesn't realize that when you're in a civil war, you show up with guns and ammo.  

Nineteen-year-old Sage Curry has pleaded guilty to the savage knife murders of two Florida women. It's time for more gun control.  

The ratings for Biden's speech the other night were actually far lower than a snake's belly. 

The Epoch Times has been banned from the Congressional Press Pool.  

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT: "We're going to shut down the Maricopa County election audit!" ~ Joe Biden

WHY? WHY? WHY?

Why do we allow one man, George Soros, to have more control over what goes on in our country than we allow the entire Congress or the President to have?  More control than even all of us collectively have together?  Why?

If we can't have a fair election in November, why have an election at all?



Why are America's professional sports teams going to such lengths to stand behind Black Lives Matter when BLM is burning down buildings and conducting warfare against our cities? 

Why won't the Democrats at least pass a bill to give citizens a stimulus check?  Why do they have to insist on getting their pork first? 

Why did a Florida man fire a gun inside a Miami Beach hotel?  He was angry that a mother and son weren't social distancing. 

Why can't President Trump change Election Day?  The Constitution gives Congress the authority to determine Election Day and they statutorily set it for the first Tuesday in November.  Only Congress can change it.  

Why is Trump so afraid of rampant election fraud in November?  Because, without such fraud, there's no way the Democrats can win.    

Why is Vice President Pence just like Jerry Nadler?  Both were involved in vehicle accidents this week.  

Why did the Surgeon General of the United States call President Trump a "badass" to his face?  Because the President was wearing a face mask.  “You look badass in a face mask!” 

Why are we sending another Rover to Mars?  We're looking for a place to send all of America's domestic terrorist Democrats.  

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT:
"There's no way I'm going to talk about my relationship with the Clintons!" ~ Jeffrey Epstein

THE ENEMIES WITHIN

By their actions in support defund police department movements, the Democrats have proven to be the enemies of civility, peace, and freedom.  They have become our worst enemies!

If we end up going to war with China, (and the way things are shaping up, we just might end up there), would you really want to be stuck in the same foxhole as one of these idiots?  They probably would just as soon shoot you in the back as to look at you!

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Speaking of China, word now comes that they are actively trying to sabotage and prevent us from developing a vaccine against the Chinese Virus!  How... nice!

A George Floyd protester in Alamosa, Colorado shot an unarmed, disabled veteran last Thursday. 

That "cult" couple from Idaho has been arrested after police discovered human remains at a home they owned prior to going on the lam.  The remains are presumably those of Lori Vallow's children.  What a sick world we live in! 

E.T is calling!  Another series of extremely low-frequency  and timed radio signals has popped up from outer space!  In a regular pattern, it shows activity for 90 days and then goes silent for 67 days.  What makes you think E.T. would want to show his face on this planet?

Why would Iran build a fake aircraft carrier?  To practice bombing aircraft carriers, of course.

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT:
"There was no Civil War and the Confederacy never existed!" ~ Steny Hoyer

 

PELOSI CALLS READE A LIAR

Faced with a party in increasing turmoil, Nancy Pelosi is scurrying around like the despot she is, warning the rest of the Congressional Democrats and the Democrat Party that they had damned well better stand united and together behind Joe Biden... or else.  She has also come out calling accuser Tara Reade an outright liar, saying there is absolutely no record of the allegations from 1993 and that Reade's silence during all of that time speaks for itself.

The problem is that there have been credible corroborations of Reade's story.   Biden is refusing access to records stored at the University of Delaware which could prove his guilt or innocence.  When Pelosi was pressed on whether or not the Dems have a "double standard," Pelosi thundered back with her typical "Don't lecture me!"  Don't you dare!

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What does a riot control act have to do with a health emergency?  New Mexico's Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham used such an act to close down all roads and streets in Gallup, New Mexico, saying the Chinese Virus is out of control there.  Actually, I agree with the move if it's truly that bad in Gallup, but what are people going to do when they run out of food?  And, isn't the move unconstitutional?  But, what difference does that make these days, anyway?

Dear Governors Newsom, Whitmer and Sisolak:  With all of your degrees and pedigrees, you should know by now that when you treat people like crap, they're eventually going to revolt. 

Kim Jong Un is alive, well and kicking.  Rumors are that he's been holed up in top secret meetings with Chinese officials to plot against President Trump and the U.S. 

Another accuser has come forth to claim Joe Biden, now 77, sexually harassed her in 2008 by complimenting her for being “very well endowed” for a 14-year-old child.  

The bad news is that the Asian giant hornet, also known as "murder hornets," the "Giant Sparrow Bee," and the "yak killer" is now invading the U.S.  The good news is that they only like Democrats. 

Chicago's Mayor Lightfoot says, "We will shut you down, we will cite you, and if we need to, we will arrest you and we will take you to jail."  I think that's why they don't want any gun shops in Chicago. 

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT:
"Those who tolerate the existence of evil will eventually be consumed by it." ~ Hannibal Lecter

CORONAVIRUS: GET PROACTIVE NOW!

With the number of cases of Coronavirus worldwide approaching 100,000 and deaths over 3,000, the CDC is saying that yes... we will have a massive infection in the U.S.  My suggestion to you is this: take proactive steps to build up your immune system now.  Start taking zinc tablets and extra vitamin C and get plenty of bed rest.  Eat your fruits and veggies and stay out of crowds.  Wash your hands often... word is that the bug can thrive on surfaces for more than nine days.  Word is also that you can get it more than once. 

Oh... you might consider buying some face masks; just don't wear one in the bank.  

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Will the last person to leave California please turn out the lights?

Pelosi now bares her fangs at Trump over Coronavirus.  There's no other way I can put it: she's a mean-spirited, spite-filled bitch... the "leader" of the Democrat Party.  Offense intended.

Election Tampering Already in Full Swing: Voters in Florida, Michigan and Colorado are preparing to sue their states after an independent  discovery that each has counties with unusually high voter registration rates; in some cases, they found more registered voters than actual people eligible to vote. 

Pocahontas, now pregnant with her 23rd child and still unable to find meaningful employment, is being called out by members of the Cherokee Tribe stating that her past claims of Cherokee heritage were "harmful" and "dangerous," and her apologies and statements on the issue leave much to be desired. Oh my... maybe she should change her name to "Spotted Pony." 

Researchers say they have found the first animal out of millions of known species that can survive its entire life without oxygen.  It's called the Biden Dangler. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." ~ Milton Berle

GIULIANI INVESTGATION OF UKRAINE & BIDEN ABOUT TO ERRUPT

The Democrats are shuddering in fear over Rudy Giuliani's investigation of U.S. State Department and Ukraine collusion in a corruption scheme that may make the Teapot Dome Scandal of the 1920's look like chicken feed.  Various sources indicate that the "mysterious" disappearance of U.S. aid funds ostensibly destined to provide aid to Ukraine is tied to both Hunter and Joe Biden; other names being mentioned include Barack Obama, Adam Schiff, John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton.  The implication is that the aid funds were split up among top Ukraine officials and that a large portion of the funds were diverted through overseas channels to the pockets of the aforementioned U.S. officials. 

One America News Network has recently run an investigative series on the subject, hosted by OANN's Chanel Rion and featuring Giuliani in interviews of top Ukraine officials who have been barred by our State Department from entering the United States for the purpose of testifying.  This is one of many reasons why the House tried to impeach Trump, so they could stop the investigations. It's also why Jerry Nadler fired off a nasty letter to Lindsey Graham asking him why he was accepting investigation information from Giuliani.

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Did you see Adam Schiff at the Academy Awards Sunday night, receiving an Oscar for writing "Worst Political Screenplay of the Year?"

In the meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi has received a five-star rating from the Kathy Griffin Fan Club.

President Trump has at long last been scrubbing the leftover Obama scum out of the White House.  It's now up to us to clean out the Congress in November.

There's a mysterious radio signal coming from 500 million light years away; it appears for four days, goes silent for 12 days, and then repeats itself.  It was first detected in the middle of September 2018, during the Senate confirmation hearings for Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

Just salivate... If you were one of those thousands of people stuck in the Coronavirus quarantine on a cruise ship right now, you'd have unfettered access to a free porn site.

There could be truth to the rumor that Mitt Romney is thinking about switching back to the Democrat  Party and running for president against Trump in November.  Where there's smoke, there's fire. 

Attorney General William Barr says he's going after sanctuary cities.  Hopefully, he'll crack a few heads and throw some bodies into the clinker along the way.  Sanctuary cities are the antithesis to democracy.  

Joe Biden bolted out of New Hampshire like a speeding bullet yesterday and headed for South Carolina, where he thinks he has a chance to win.  He didn't stick around for excuse time.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"You're a lying, dog-faced pony soldier."~ Joe Biden to New Hampshire voter. 

SO... THAT'S WHERE SCHIFF CAME FROM?

Nearly 1 million "cannibal" ants have been found trapped in an abandoned Soviet-era bunker in Poland, once used to store nuclear weapons. The insane insects, which have been trapped "for years," have resorted to eating the corpses of their dead brethren to survive. Therefore, they must be Democrats.

Reports from usually reliable sources are that they are all highly radioactive and bear a striking resemblance to Adam Schiff.  

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Now that she's been out campaigning for him, will Bernie Sanders pick Ilhan Omar as his running mate?

There's no truth to the rumor that Arby's is changing its name to Barfy's.

A whole lot of pundits are clucking that Democrats will rue the day they started their "impeachment inquiry."  Don't bank on it... first, we all have to get out there and vote.

I was just informed that the horse Pocahontas rides in on every morning is named El Toro PuPu.

There's nothing we can do about the Mexican cartel that massacred nine Americans.  Mexico is a sanctuary country. 

Mitch McConnell, who has been insisting that any impeachment resolution reaching the Senate would be voted down, is now saying... “I will say I’m pretty sure how it’s likely to end."  Sounds to me like he's already starting to waffle.

Why... Just why would E.U. Ambassador Gordon Sondland testify under oath, allow depositions recording his testimony to come out, and then suddenly ask to have his testimony changed?  The time to change his testimony was when he was allowed to review his deposition for accuracy... not after it was released to the public. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Deception is everywhere." ~ James Sanborn

 

FREDO

Chris Cuomo went off the deep edge of rage at being called "Fredo."  Here, Fredo, Fredo.  Come on, Fredo!  Nice little boy, Fredo!  Want a bone, Fredo?  Where's Guido when you need him? 

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Something allegedly more dangerous to the planet than George Soros is rapidly approaching... an asteroid the size of the Washington Monument.

Somehow, I don't think we'll ever know what went on in Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell until after we are told what actually went on in Benghazi.  So, why does a fellow who fears for his life because his cellmate is a multiple killer, commit suicide after the killer is removed from the cell?  Just askin'...

Wah!  Fancy Nancy was down in Guatemala trying to tell those folks how to run their country and who to elect in their recent elections.  He choice lost by a landslide.  Wah!  So, I guess this means our illustrious Dems now not only have to impeach President Trump, but also impeach the new guy in Guatemala, Alejandro Giammattei?  After all, he is a conservative, too.  I wonder of the Russians were involved? 

The Department of Veterans Affairs has pulled all residents from an assisted living home in Van Nuys, California, after finding a veteran who was dead for four days.  A VA social worker visited the facility and found the dead veteran.  An investigation also detailed abuses of veterans including a 100-year-old diagnosed with sepsis. The California Villa home denied prescribed antibiotics because they were “not covered by Medicare.” The patient had to be hospitalized a second time due to the error.  If they had been illegal aliens, they undoubtedly would have been housed in a suite at the Marriott.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Never attempt to murder a man who is committing suicide." ~ Woodrow Wilson

THE LEFT CALLS OUT: KILL ALL THE DEPLORABLES!

Universal Pictures is about to release a movie about elitists flying around the country and murdering "deplorables" for sport.  It's called "The Hunt."  Let me tell you folks:  This movie will provoke murder and mass shootings.  My best advice to you is get a gun, get lots of ammo, learn how to use it and be ready to defend yourselves.  The fomenting of anger is feeding on itself. 

What they are advocating for, in reality, is killing anybody who doesn't agree with you.  This is pure evil and the people responsible for even thinking of the idea must be jailed for inciting violence and murder.  Universal must lose its corporate charter.  It certainly appears the New Civil War has begun.  

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A man has been arrested in Santa Ana for stabbing four people to death.  That doesn't make national news because it doesn't fit the gun control narrative.  Maybe I should grab my guns and go shoot a slew of "journalists" because I don't agree with their tactics?  Why doesn't Universal make a movie about that idea? 


It's a sad day, but President Trump is correct when he says FOX NEWS is moving left, darkening one of the few remaining voices of sanity in the country.  I've been watching One America News Network for many months, (OANN.com or check your cable listings for OAN,).

A day that will forever be etched in the annals of history: the Washington Post has admitted it is embarrassed and it has apologized after the paper was forced to issue 15 corrections to a story about black families struggling to keep their southern farmland.  

E.T. may be on the way: Scientists have discovered a new series of mysterious signals coming from billions of light-years away in outer space, getting louder and louder.  Maybe they're coming after your neighbor?  

Lightening struck a septic tank cover in Florida, resulting in an explosion that blew the toilet up in the house.  I'll bet they got a rise out of that...

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"Extraterrestrials would be out of their minds to visit this world." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

JUST SHOOT ME

Would the mass shooting at the Gilroy Garlic Festival been avoided if the authorities had seized your guns?  Interestingly enough, the shooter bought the weapon in Nevada and illegally transported it across state lines into California.  Evidently, a gun law didn't stop him.

California's Governor Gavin Newsom is blaming President Trump for that mass shooting.  Come on, Guv... Get a life. 

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Kathy Griffin is griping that her gig with the severed head of President Trump made her unemployable.  Well, if you don't want to suffer the consequences of your actions, don't do them.  It was beyond distasteful; it was disgusting and vile. Of course, being a dingbat left-wing liberal, you never would apologize, would you? 


Keep this in mind: If you disagree with any Democrat about any thing at any time... you're a racist. Have you noticed how flagrantly and nonchalantly they call us racists, but if you point out some of their own blatant racism you're a despicable bastard?

A father in Minnesota burned down his mobile home with his 22-year-old daughter in it.  He has been charged with murder... but, isn't it just actually a late-term abortion?

They're going to dig John Dillinger up.  Evidently, his nephew thinks John might have a gold tooth worth extracting, but nobody knows for sure why his body is being exhumed.  By the way, he's under 2-1/2 tons of concrete.  Grab a shovel...

The body of a young Alabama woman reported missing more than a month ago was recovered Monday in a well.  Don't drink the water. 

Save energy: don't drain your bathtub.  Researchers have found a way to make electricity from both seawater and salt water and they're carping about it.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"You must never be satisfied with losing.  You must get angry, terribly angry, about losing.  But, the mark of the good loser is that he takes his anger out on himself and not his victorious opponents or on his teammates." ~ Richard M. Nixon

NADLER CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

Looks as if there's a minuet going on between Nadler and Mueller.  Nadler wants to tell Mueller what to say at the upcoming House Committee hearings and Mueller wants no part of a charade, regardless of what good it might do the Democrats.  I also don't think Mueller wants to be grilled like a hamburger by the committee Republicans and that Nadler is trying to figure out how to prevent such grilling from happening... like, maybe the Republicans won't be allowed to ask any questions at all? 

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I gather than Nancy Pelosi laid down the law and told Dems that they had better marginalize AOC, Tlaib and Omar pronto... or else.  Do you think Fancy Nancy might be trying to seize back control of the House?
President Trump thinks the Three Mouseketeers should go back to where they came from: Omar to Somalia, Tlaib to Palestine and Ocasio-Cortez to a Puerto Rico bar.  

Once you determine how many non-citizens are in the country, all you have to do is to subtract the numbers of whose here on passports and visas, and you then know how many illegals you have.  My bet is that it's about 25 million... or more.  

India had to cancel its planned trip to the far side of the moon.  Something out there... something is keeping us earthlings from going there.  Voo doo doo doo....

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"If you would kick every worthless politician out of Washington, D.C.... you would have plenty of houses, offices and seedy hotel rooms to house the illegals in." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

PELOSI: "JAIL TRUMP"

NEWSMAX.COM reports that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi reiterated in a meeting with top Democrats earlier this week that she doesn't want to see President Donald Trump impeached — she wants him behind bars.  Her stated objective came during a meeting with top Democrat leaders, during which Jerry Nadler demanded that his committee be allowed to start impeachment proceedings immediately. 

Why are the Republicans in Congress remaining so docile, while the man who helped them get elected gets relentlessly attacked by such incredulous scumbags? 

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Mired down with exorbitant taxes,  plagued by thousands of people fleeing the state, and infested with the likes of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the New York  State Legislature is passing a law to... make it illegal to declaw cats, because that's cruelty to animals.  These are the same cretins who support the right to abort a human fetus. 

Australian climatologists are claiming civilization will end by the year 2050.  As far as I can tell, civilization in the United States has already ended.

Yes, ISIS has actually been sending terrorists into the United States across the Mexican border.  They're probably drawing welfare and getting free health care while they're plotting how to destroy our country. 

I wonder where in the Constitution it says that our government can force us to do things against our will, such as to provide flowers for a gay wedding or to teach five-year-old boys that they can become a girl? 

The announced plans of Rudy Giuliani to leave as President Trump's personal attorney will be s severe and adverse blow to the President... and the good of the nation. 

I guarantee you that if 80% or more of the employees in that Virginia public works building had been armed and trained, the mass shooting would never have even been attempted, let alone executed. 

John Kerry says has hasn't discussed anything "substantively" with Iran behind America's back.  So, he traveled all of the way to Tehran to talk about golf and the grand kids?  

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"American hate is not new, and it is not scarce." ~ Ilhan Omar

MUELLER HIMSELF REFUSES TO TESTIFY?

The Democrats have been demanding that Robert Mueller testify before Congress about his Trump investigation and Attorney General Barr's synopsis of the resulting report. Initially, they engineered Mueller into the position because they figured he'd be the one to nail Trump doing something.   Well, that didn't happen.  Lately, they've been certain that Mueller would disavow Barr's synopsis and let lose with some tidbit that they could use to go after Trump themselves.  

Unfortunately for them, Mueller has thus far refused to testify.  One can surmise that Mueller has nothing to say that would make the Dems happy. 

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Diane Feinstein was recently spotted talking on the phone with Iran's Foreign Minister, Javad Zarif.  Now, what's up with that?  Was she doing a John Kerry and telling them not to worry about Donald Trump, because he won't be President much longer?

I wonder how many Jews Rashida Tlaib employs in her various offices?

Pete Butthead wants the name "Jefferson" removed from everything, because Jefferson owned slaves.  I guess Bill Clinton is going to have to change his middle name.  Maybe "Lewinsky" would be fitting...


Democrats, RINOs and liberals alike are foaming at their mouths over Alabama's tough new anti-abortion laws, and they are sounding the alarms over the prospect that more and more states have decided they no longer wish to participate in infanticide or murder.  Remember: these are the same people who are openly in favor of allowing illegal criminals into the country to rape, pillage and plunder.


Back between 1946 and 1958, the U.S. conducted over 60 nuclear tests in the Pacific.  From 1977 to 1980, the U.S. scraped up what nuclear waste they could and deposited it in a "temporary" concrete tomb on Runit Island in the Marshall Island chain.  Now, 38 years later, there is  concern that the "temporary" repository could be leaking radioactive sludge into the Pacific.  Just what is the definition of "temporary," anyway? 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"All things in life are temporary, including Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez." ~ The Unknown Scribbler 

SPEAKING OF PROSTITUTES

With Attorney General William Barr now on the trail of graft, corruption, spying and crime among the Dems, damsel Kamala Harris has fired a letter off to the DOJ Inspector General demanding an investigation into whether or not President Trump ordered Barr to target Democrats.  As we say in northern California, that takes balls.  

Not to be outdone, Nancy Pelosi is warning America that President Trump will refuse to acknowledge the results if he loses in 2020.  As we say in northern California, that also takes balls.


And pundits are saying it's far more likely that you know one of those prostitutes than knowing someone who watches CNN.  

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Amidst warnings by the CDC that washing raw chicken can spread bacteria and disease, Rep. Steve Cohen is warning Attorney General William Barr not to take any more baths.  

The U.S. Navy is telling Americans that there is no way they will ever release any pictures of UFOs again.  You cannot see a picture of them; therefore, they do not exist.

If you give your wife wine before sex, you could be jailed.  Several states are in stages of enacting laws that could bring a rape charge against you if you drug your spouse before sex, which in turn causes them to be unconscious or otherwise incapacitated.  

Scientists say they have found a meteorite in Antarctica that is older than our solar system.  It's even older than Joe Biden...

It now appears that Obama and his mafia thugs were using government agencies and, possibly, foreign entities such as the Russian government to spy on the Romney campaign back in 2012... something "brilliant" Mitt has yet to figure out.    

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Why is it that there are many, many prostitutes who know politicians but... there are no politicians who admit to knowing a prostitute?" ~ The Unknown Scribbler 

TAX, TAX, TAX & TAX

Not to be outdone by California Governor Newsom's proposed tax on drinking water, New Jersey is working on a rainwater tax.  They say rainwater on your driveway or parking lot runs into city drainage and sewer systems, so you should be taxed on it.  Undoubtedly, they also have a law that says you also must have so many paved parking spaces per so many square feet of building space. 

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It turns out that delightful Elizabeth Warren has been claiming she's a Native American Indian for decades on various papers and applications... obviously in a blatant attempt to gain some extra consideration in her endeavors.  Do Democrats ever tell the truth?

James Comey came right out and said the other said that it will be a cold day in hell before anyone ever prosecutes Hillary Clinton over her Emails or anything else.  The sad fact is that he might be correct.  We already know that nobody is ever going to be held accountable for the Benghazi Massacre...

Virginia's embattled Lt. Governor held a closed door meeting earlier this week to discuss the sexual assault charges against him.  His response to the allegations, according to NBC News: "Fuck that bitch."  My golly... those Dems sure get verbose when they're caught, don't they?

That bastion of liberal news, the New York Times, quietly changed the story on Virginia's Attorney General from his wearing blackface to... wearing "dark makeup."  Watch this laundry story, folks: they're on the spin cycle!


While President Trump called for an end to drug cartels and human smuggling, Kamala Harris shook her head.  We now know where she really stands.

Another empty-headed liberal, this one from India, has stepped forth to sue his parents for having him born without his permission.   He needs to move to Virginia and join the Democrat Party. 

A huge hole, almost the size of Manhattan, is growing under the ice in the Antarctic and has scientists concerned that melting may cause the oceans to rise and bury San Francisco, Los Angeles and other liberal cities under water.  My suggestion is to fill the hole with Democrats, who are as cold-hearted as they come, which in turn would ensure that the hole refreezes. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"There is no news media.  There's simply a bunch of people on television and in newspapers who are ranking members of the Democrat Party." ~ Rush Limbaugh

BULLYING 101

Elizabeth Pipko, a 23-year-old model who has appeared in Maxim, has kept a secret from her industry colleagues out of fear it could derail her career: She was a Donald Trump supporter and worked full-time on his 2016 presidential campaign.  What a country we live in when we are afraid to be who we are.

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Authorities have discovered an abandoned 139-seat MD-87 aircraft at the Madrid Airport; it's been sitting there for years.  It's probably filled with passengers still waiting for clearance to taxi. 

Fifteen years after NASA's Opportunity rover touched down on the surface of Mars, scientists fear they may never hear from the spacecraft again, because its batteries evidently died during a Martian dust storm. Where's the EverReady Bunny when you really need him?

Kamala Harris' plan to provide a single-payer health plan for all Americans could jack up the average income tax bills by 60%.  One way or another, they want their "crumbs" back... and then some.

The Catholic Church is considering excommunication of New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo after he signed a bill legalizing late-term abortion up to the moment before birth... and then bragging about it.  I'm not a Catholic, so I have no skin in that game, but... he's a murderer and no better than Nazi's who burned Jews because they didn't like them.

Just think: If Kamala Harris gets elected, it'll be like having a combination of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton in office.  Isn't that exciting?  

Government-run, single payer health care: Let's see now... give me your guns or you can't have your heart surgery?  You don't think Kamala, or Alexandria or Nancy are capable of that? 

If Howard Schultz wins the presidency, it'll be free latte's for everybody and cafe' con leche for the illegals!

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"If the freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." ~ George Washington

PELOSI'S WINGS GET CLIPPED

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and a Congressional Committee were about to board an Air Force jet when they were informed that President Trump had canceled their trip.   “Due to the Shutdown, I am sorry to inform you that your trip to Brussels, Egypt, and Afghanistan has been postponed. We will reschedule this seven-day excursion when the Shutdown is over. In light of the 800,000 great American workers not receiving pay, I am sure you would agree that postponing this public relations event is totally appropriate,” Trump wrote.

I can imagine that three or four cases of toilet tissue were immediately delivered to the scene.

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Four freshmen congresswomen, including New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, chased Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell around the Capitol Wednesday in hopes of hand-delivering a letter aimed at persuading him to take up legislation to reopen the government.  “He seems to be running away from us,” Cortez whined.  As of writing this post, it is not known whether or not she and her left-wing, nutcase friends ever did catch up with McConnell.  My guess is that he thought all of the rambunctious cooing was coming from pigeons.

Two future Democrats, one 17 and one 18, were arrested in Texas for making a false police report.  They had reported they sold an item online and when the buyers showed up, they stole the item.  As it turns out, the "item" was pot.  

Someone is running around and selling "mini-pigs" as pets.  The "mini-pigs" quickly grow into 200+ pound real pigs and subsequently get dropped off at animal shelters.  My guess is that they'll make a law against that long before they build a border wall. 

They've found rain on Titan, Saturn's moon.  Now, they're saying this could be evidence of other life in our solar system.  Wouldn't it be something if there was actually an ancient God named Titan?  That is Chuck Schumer's middle name, you know. 

Does anyone know: where is Jeff Sessions?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"When President Trump canceled Nancy Pelosi's military flight, she hollered: 'Do you know who I am?' And the Sergeant at the gate got on his cell phone and asked headquarters for help: 'There's some old lady here who doesn't know who she is.'" ~ The Unknown Scribbler

ONE NAVY COMMANDER AND TEN HOOKERS

A U.S. Navy submarine commander has been demoted after admitting to paying for female prostitutes while stationed in the Philippines.  He allegedly ordered 10 women up to his hotel suite.  From my perspective, any man who can handle ten girls in the sack should be promoted to Chief of Staff.

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If there is any Democrat out there who is not running for president in 2020, please raise your hand.
 
Scientists have said alien life may exist on a giant super-Earth some 30 trillion miles away.  The out-of-this-world planet has been named after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who is also far out in space. 

A 6-year-old boy has been found carrying a gun onto a school campus.  He should be ashamed of himself; any responsible gun owner knows that it's against the law to carry a gun onto a school campus.  I wonder if he had a concealed carry permit?  Well, if he was an illegal alien, nothing will come of it.

Democrats gave the nation a huge "up yours" when they left 350 million Americans at the mercy of drug cartels and illegal aliens while they vacationed in the Caribbean.

There are whispers about it already in the media: The nation could have its first Muslim president by 2030. 

Since Beto O'Rourke broadcast his teeth cleaning at his dentist's office, Joe Biden may be thinking about inviting the TV cameras in for his colonoscopy...

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The next Supreme Court Justice should be an illegal immigrant." ~ Maxine Waters... A Democrat

SCIENTIFIC REASON FOR SCHUMER'S AND PELOSI'S OBSTINANCE

The major reason neither Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer will conduct themselves like the public servants they are supposed to be, and the main reason the two of them have switched from being for a border wall to being 100% against the border wall has been discovered.  Scientists have determined that the earth's magnetic field is shifting, moving the magnetic north pole away from Canada and toward Siberia.

Since we all know that both of the above individuals has a mixture of iron and lead in their butts, the shifting of the magnetic pole explains the shift in their own positions... and why they are magnetically joined at the hip.   

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Democrats are in a hissy because Mark Morgan, who was the chief of the U.S. Border Patrol under former President Obama, has come forward to fully support President Trump's proposed border wall.  “If you look in the past, you don’t have to go too far back in history, that bipartisan legislation Secure Fence Act in 2006 and 2012, bipartisan legislation passed where they built the wall or fence or physical barrier, whatever you want to call it, it’s a wall. It works.” Ewww... he's not going to be making any guest appearances on CNN or MSNBC very soon...  

Rod Rosenstein has said he will leave his fiefdom at the Department of Justice right after (1) Mueller's investigation is complete and (2) a new Attorney General is confirmed.  So, don't expect Rosenstein to leave before the end of President Trump's second term in office.  

If Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburgh dies, resigns or retires before the end of President Trump's second term, expect a huuuge sewer backup in the Democrat toilets.  Maybe they'll keep her artificially alive in an obscure basement closet underneath the Capitol? 

A recent article suggests Robert Mueller is investigating whether or not Manafort shared presidential polls with the Russians.  Wow!  I wonder why the Russians just didn't pick up a copy of the New York Times?  


TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"Has it occurred to anyone that the Dems are pushing the country toward civil war on purpose?" ~ The Unknown Scribbler 

RUISSIA POISED TO INVADE UKRAINE?

Breaking yesterday came news that Russia has for months been establishing missile launch facilities which could enable them to deploy S-400 surface-to-air missiles and that those facilities have recently been loaded with missile batteries.  In other words, there is strong evidence that the Russian seizure of Ukraine ships and sailors has been in the planning stages for weeks, if not months.  

This escalation in military posture and activity is mostly like the precursor to another invasion, similar to the one that Putin undertook against Crimea. 

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Somewhere around November 11th about miles off the shores of Mayotte, a French island that sits between Africa and the northern tip of Madagascar, seismic waves began to work their way around the planet; they went largely undetected.  It's features were uncommon, from its low-frequency ring to the way it spread.  Maybe Elton John has finally been learning how to play the piano?

Never walk into an Anchorage bar and ask, "What's shakin'?"

Remember that Stoneman-Douglas school shooting in Parkland, Florida, where the commanding officer froze while kids died?  Turns out the only reason she was hired was to fill diversity requirements.  Captain Jan Jordan, the commanding officer on the scene of the shooting, instead of instructing officers to rush into the building to find the shooter, evidently was focused on setting up a perimeter and directed emergency responders to “stage” outside.  And they're blaming your and my guns?   

I am shocked to discover that it is now legal in California for paid political campaign workers to go to homes and collect absentee ballots that were not mailed in and take them to polling places, effectively eliminating chain of custody controls by election officials.  Such workers were caught in the mid-terms completing or altering those ballots, and that doesn't appear to be against the law, either. 

An Air Force Lt. Colonel in charge of a B-52 Squadron has been fired for drawing pictures of penises inside the cockpit of his airplane.  I do not know if he is related to Bill Clinton or Anthony Weiner.  

Remember the days when you'd buy the lightest possible fold-over tissue stationery,  write your letter, pay a high price per half-ounce, mail it overseas and then expect it to be delivered in a couple of weeks... if it was sent airmail?  These days, you can hunt and peck on your keyboard and send your email over the Internet to arrive within seconds and it doesn't cost you anything.  No wonder the post office is in a sea of red ink.  Maybe they should reinvent themselves as dinosaurs?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"In war, events of importance are the result of trivial causes." ~ Julius Caesar