Fauci, Smauci, Pudnin' Pie!

Anthony Fauci, the nation's health prevaricator-in-chief, now insists that everyone get their vaccine booster shot. "It's a high priority." But it won't prevent you from getting the Wuhan virus and won't keep you from spreading it. Yes, there are side effects, some deadly, but the risk is worth it. And, of course, 98.5% of the people who get the virus won't get hospitalized anyway, and fewer will die. Just put on your masks, people, and do as you're told!  

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How many is a real mass shooting? Would 461 be a mass shooting? That's how many shootings they had in gun-controlled Chicago in July, but Biden's not talking about it! 

Rumor has it that the Cuomo brothers have been seen hanging out in Biden's basement with Hunter.    

Portland Christians were gathered on the waterfront over the weekend for a prayer session when Antifa, the darlings of the Democrat Party, descended upon the event carrying black umbrellas and shields while they sprayed red and yellow gas on the worshipers.  Other Antifa members stole sound equipment, lawn chairs and wagons left across the lawn by families who had come to listen to the pastor speak. Another proud moment for American Democracy.  

Residents of Washington, D.C., have come under siege by a plague of microscopic Oak Leaf Itch Mites whose bite leaves a raft of painful and itchy sores on their victims. I am just so, so sorry... Maybe Biden should move back to Delaware? 

If the GOP thinks we're going to vote for their candidates this time around just because we don't like the Dems, they're going to be in for a rude awakening. We're not going to vote for anyone who isn't doing their job! 

Biden has millions of friends, most of whom live in China. 

I live in northern California. Yesterday, I went to the grocery store and noticed for the first time that every one... employees and customers alike... were wearing their masks! The smoke from nearby fires was stifling!

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT: "The only time when inflation is good is when it's used to cure erectile dysfunction." ~ Bill Clinton

How Much More? How Much?

California's Governor Newsom is going to spend billions of taxpayer dollars on housing the homeless and illegals in hotels, while forest fires rage in northern California due to lack of manpower and other resources. Newsom has also been responsible for the failure to clean up forest overgrowth, thereby adding to the risk of disastrous fires.  How much more of this crap are we going to take?

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Former Assistant Secretary for Homeland Security under President Obama, Juliette Kayyem, is demanding that unvaccinated Americans be placed on the "no-fly" list. Untested and unvaccinated illegals, however, can go wherever and do whatever they want.  How much more of this crap are we going to take? 

High potentate Anthony Fauci warned Wednesday that another, new super-infectious delta variant coronavirus could emerge as the nation's daily case rate continues to climb. He said that the country could be "in trouble" unless unvaccinated Americans decide to get the shots! Wow, yet another Fauci story appears! F**k you, Fauci! How much more of this crap are we going to take?

A Federal Judge has ruled that Texas Governor Abbott cannot send buses full of illegal aliens back to the border. How much more of this crap are we going to take?

The Biden administration has defied a ruling from the Supreme Court and issued a 60-day moratorium on evictions nationwide after Congress failed to extend it before leaving Washington on summer recess. The ban was issued through the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and it prohibits landlords from acting to evict renters after a nationwide moratorium imposed during the COVID-19 pandemic expired on Saturday. This amounts to confiscation of property and is unconstitutional! How much more of this crap are we going to take?

Word has it that the infrastructure bill provides that all new cars have built-in breathalyzers, eye scanners and information systems that will prevent unvaccinated individuals from starting their cars. How much more of this crap are we going to take?

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT: "The New York Attorney General won't prosecute me and I am NOT going to resign, so up yours!" ~ Andrew Cuomo 

  

You LIke the Idea of a Mileage Tax?

A slim majority of Americans now support a mileage tax, as opposed to a gas tax. It makes sense, since there are more electric cars on the roads now.  To enforce such a scheme, however, would require some type of GPS device to be placed in every car to keep track of miles actually driven; the device would have to report the mileage to the revenue people.   

Do you really want the federal government to know everywhere you go?  

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Today is Cinco De Mayo. Twenty-one million illegals will be celebrating.  

Famed attorney Alan Dershowitz says the warrants served on Giuliani remind him of a banana republic, where the winners of an election go after their political enemies. He's correct... the orders, or at least the consent to do so, must have come directly from the Oval Office. 

The Dems say it's okay for them to pass laws creating sanctuary cities and states, but it's not okay for states or local governments to pass laws creating sanctuary cities for gun ownership.  

Sen. Susan Collins says that she was “appalled” when Utah Sen. Mitt Romney was booed by GOP delegates during the Republican convention held there over the weekend. She warns Republicans that if they do not allow for opposing viewpoints, they risk becoming like the Democratic Party that is controlled by the progressive left. I guess it's okay for her to have her opinions, but nobody else can have theirs?

Coca Cola is backing away from its anti-American "woke" attitude.  Stockholders are griping about plummeting sales. 

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT: "I had no idea the election was rigged." ~ Maricpoa County Supervisors.  

 

Revolution Brewing in California?

A week or so ago, the rumor emerged that the California Air National Guard, at the direction of California Governor Newsom, had a F15-C fighter jet readied to do flyovers to disperse protest crowds. Subsequently, the Air Guard and the Governor's office issued screaming denials that such a maneuver had been contemplated.  

Over this past weekend, several top officers in the Air Guard were fired and, although the rumors had been firmly squelched, orders were just now issued "reverting F-15 aircraft to a reduced state of readiness for civil support missions.” Anyone who can't read through that should pull his head out of his ass.   

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California is going to release 76,000 felons, some convicted of violent crimes, and close some prisons.  My guess is that they need to cut the budget so that they can afford to house, feed and educate all of those illegal aliens they're harboring!

California is considering new legislation to make it illegal to sell, buy or use gas-powered lawn mowers, leaf blowers and similar small-engine devices.  So, what's a guy with a large tract of land to do?  If he can't reach it with an electrical cord and allows his weeds and grass to grow, he's going to go to prison for failure to keep his yard up? 

Gavin Newsom has labeled anyone who signed the recall petition against him as being a "white supremacist." In the future, anyone who signs such a petition may have his name and address released to the general public! 

California Dems are scrambling like hell trying to salvage Newsom from his recall.  They're circling the wagons, calling people names, and making flat-out threats  None of them... none of them... has given the slightest consideration as to why the recall effort started in the first place, and what they should do to appease the electorate.  Frankly, they don't give a rat's behind what people want 

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT: "Why should I give a damn whether or not California businesses fold up or leave the state? There are 3 million people living here who we can tax to make up for it." ~ Gavin Newsom

 

Our Healthcare Crisis Dwarfs Covid-19

A critical shortage of medical professionals, coupled with an aging population, is threatening to bring our healthcare system to a grinding halt. Tens of thousands of frustrated and over-worked medical professionals have recently retired or become ill themselves. Looking forward, the number of students entering medical schools is in sharp decline.  

The shortage among specialists, such as cardiologists, oncologists and neurosurgeons is staggering. Already, patients are waiting weeks if not months to see life-saving physicians. There currently seems to be no attempt to address the ominous problem. 

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Yesterday was Easter Sunday, a religious holiday traditionally involving church, egg hunts and family ham dinners. At least one church in Canada was in for a rude awakening when the cops showed up and tried to shut down services because attendees were not wearing masks. To his credit, the attending priest chased the cops out the door while chastising them for their actions on such a religious day. "Don't come back until you have a warrant!"

Joe Biden flew transgender flags at the White House last Wednesday to celebrate "Transgender Day of Visibility." There's only one flag that should be flown at the White House: the American flag. Biden is no patriotic American! 

Around the world, every minute of every day, three million used Covid masks are tossed out! Let that sink in. THREE million masks containing unknown quantities of nasty germs and snot are tossed out every MINUTE! And they don't all end up in landfills, either! Check around your tomato plants! 

Hunter has emerged from his hole in the ground. Now, we'll have six more weeks of bullshit! 

Conservatives take note: Every time you are in proximity of a liberal, your blood pressure goes up by 30%. 

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D THAT: "With my tax and spend plan, everyone in America will soon be dependent upon the government for their very survival. And... there's not a damned thing they can do about it!" ~ Joe Biden 

When the Fires Start, When the Power Goes Out, Blame Newsom!

While Gavin Newsom is throwing away the taxpayer's money on sheltering and educating illegals, he is also claiming poverty when it comes to cleaning up our forests by removing dangerous overgrowth of underbrush vegetation. As a result, when fires do start in California, they spread rapidly and become much more difficult to contain and extinguish.  

The power companies have just been ordered by a judge to shut down the power grid more frequently in order to prevent electrical-caused fires during bad fire conditions. Simultaneously, available electricity has been on the decline as Newsom was instrumental on closing down a nuclear power plant without securing replacement electricity. This means Californians will be without electrical energy during the hot summer months more often.  

Newsom needs to be removed.  

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Black lives matter! Others do not!

4,300 viewers tuned in yesterday to watch Biden's unveiling of his new spending spree. 4,200 of them switched channels within 15 seconds...

Is this country SICK or not? Second graders in Greenwich, Connecticut, were shown an animated video that displays the silhouette of a man with a graphic, full erection standing over what has been described as a "sad" girl during a "lesson on social and emotional learning."     

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT: "No one should be allowed to own a gun or buy ammo unless they have their vaccination card." ~ Dr. Anthony Fauci

The government says over 500,000 people have died from the Chinese virus. I don't doubt that people have died; I don't think the disease is a farce. I do believe it has been totally politicized, over-emphasized and over counted.   

If you had any hope at all that the Supreme Court would restore the Constitution to its rightful place, forget it.  

Dems are going after One America News, Newsmax and other conservative outlets to shut them down. It was their fault, the Dems allege, that January 6th Capitol riots occurred. What's the next step, shutting down cellphones owned by conservatives so they have no communication?   

$1.9 trillion in stimulus spending, of which less than 10% goes to target economic stimulus and Covid shots. The rest goes to bail out New York, California and other states that are in a sea of deficit due to Damocrat mismanagement!  

Tiger Woods had a bad drive yesterday...

Fox News is losing viewers faster than CNN?

Hoards of disgruntled Republicans are begging for a new party.  

First-time gun buyers continue to push the number of background checks into record territory! Better you buy now before they slap exorbitant taxes on the purchase of guns and ammo, like they're talking about! Good investment for your stimulus money!     

Just as Biden and his thugs continue to celebrate shutting down the Keystone Pipeline, a train full of oil-tank cars collides with a big rig in Texas and causes evacuations and an environmental catastrophe.  

Governor Newsom is fixing to give $600 stimulus checks to illegals. How nice. Maybe he thinks thay can save him from his recall?  

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT: "I didn't say that!" ~ Jen Psaki

Tribes Get The Shaft Under Biden

The Biden administration's halt to drilling for oil and natural gas on federal lands is adversely and illegally impacting Native American Tribes that are trying to develop oil and natural gas leases on their reservation lands.  The government claims that reservation lands are federal lands, which is not the case.  The lands are held "in trust" for the tribes by the government, but the government does not own the lands.  

Since tribal lands are "in trust," they cannot be sold or encumbered without permission of the government.  The government had to give permission for the tribes to enter into agreements with the companies, but once permission was granted, it cannot be revoked unless there has been a fraud or misrepresentation. 

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Dr. Anthony Fauci, the guy who has lied, changed his mind countless times, and misrepresented the facts about Covid-19, gets paid $417,000 a year plus benefits from the U.S. Government! 

The Los Angeles Times says those of us who signed on to recall California Governor Newsom are "right-wing extremists." I suppose that means we'll be added to the no-fly list and the FBI "watch" list?   

There are 30+ cases in U.S. courts right now involving election fraud! 

The Biden mafia is considering reallocating Covid-19 relief funds to climate control. 

I believe in unity, alright... the unity of American patriots! 

Hollywood elites are offering $10,000 to get a Covid shot.  

89% of Americans are not satisfied with the way the country is going.   

Five out of 50 Republican Senators refused to vote down the impeachment of President Trump on the basis of constitutionality, and you know who they were: Mitt Romney, Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Ben Sasse and Patrick Toomey.  

Joe Biden is so comfortable that he is in total command that he has ordered National Guard troops to stay in Washington DC until at least the end of March. Actually, I think Pelosi ordered him to do it.  

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT: "Impeachment of a president is solely up to the Congress. The people have no say." ~ Nancy Pelosi

Biden Wants Out!

The Fake News polls show Biden leading Trump by a 20% margin! That shows beyond any reasonable doubt why Trump fills stadiums with throngs of people and Biden has to stick cardboard cutouts of fans on the lawn in order to make it appear like people really do love him!

Late yesterday, Joe said he won't debate Trump again next week because Trump has Covid-19!

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The latest rumor is that the Democrats, with willing collusion by the Chinese, deliberately spread Covid-19 i Washington in order to force the Senate to delay hearings on Amy Coney Barrett.  Of course, we know the Dems would never, ever stoop that low... right?  

Michigan's Governor Gretchen Whitless relentlessly continued in her snit against the state's supreme court this week.  She's beyond angry that they had the audacity to rule against her use of "emergency powers" to close down the state during the Chinese virus.  "The Supreme Court in Michigan undermined my emergency rule, my emergency orders!" she lamented.  

California smoke persists after over 4 million acres have been burned! Hopefully, they'll find a better way to manage the forests soon!  

Joe Biden is no slouch! While President Trump has been nominated three times for the Nobel Prize for Peace, Biden has been nominated three times for the Ding Dong Award! 

"What a bunch of bullshit!" That was Chris Cuomo bellyaching over the audacity of President Trump to get better.  

How do astronauts vote from space? They use the USPS, of course! 

The NBA may shut down its playoff games due to lack of interest, but it will continue to support BLM! 

President Trump's decision late yesterday to declassify all of the Russian hoax documents will certainly stir up the criminals in the Democrat machine. Hold on to your saddles for what is about to happen! It's commonly referred to as "Karma!"

Tonight is the night Kamalala is going to try and convince Americans that she's not a Marxist. 

 

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT: "We're going to win this election, no matter what it takes to do it!" ~ Nancy Pelosi

It's No Wonder People Are Buying Guns And Ammo!

A Brooklyn Minnesota man who hung a “Trump 2020” flag on his truck awoke early Wednesday to find his family’s garage and three vehicles in flames, local police said. The house itself sustained only minor damage and the family escaped without injuries. People sleeping in the house could have died of smoke inhalation or of the fire itself, had it spread to the main residence.  

This is a hate crime, domestic terrorism, pure and simple! It's only going to get worse, so you'd be wise to arm yourselves!

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California's Fuhrer Gavin Newsom has decreed that no gas powered cars can be sold in California starting in 2035! Back to coal-fired Stanley Steamers, I guess...

The main reason Kamalalala is holding no press conferences is that she's been busy selecting names for her presidential cabinet! 

It's the consensus of opinion that if we elect another Democrat-controlled House, AOC will become the new Speaker. In a typical show of lack of intelligence, AOC is calling on Cuomo and DeBlasio to raise taxes to cover budget shortfalls caused by people packing up and leaving the state due to... high taxes!  

A ten-year-old girl in Medford, Oregon, has raised thousands of dollars by selling lemonade to help those who lost their homes in the recent Almeda Fire. She couldn't do that in California: she'd need a business license, a health certificate, an environmental impact study and a court ruling allowing her to work as a juvenile.  

Will the next mayor of Seattle be a tulip or a daisy, to replace the daffodil currently in charge? How about a skunk cabbage?

John Durham is rumored to be investigating the investigation of the Clinton Foundation and its hundreds of millions of dollars in illicit foreign donations. I've got news for him: There's nothing left to investigate! It's like those thousands of emails Clinton was subpoenaed for... evaporated into thin air! 

Joe Biden can't seem to function in public for more than a couple of hours at a time. If he is out and about before noon, he has been putting a "lid" on his day of activities at noon or shortly thereafter, retreating to his bunker in Delaware.  If he's out in the afternoon, he's nowhere to be seen before noon.  These facts, coupled with his growing lack of coherence and ability to respond to even the most simple of questions, underscore his inability to withstand the vigors of a full day of presidential business. 

Three trays of mail containing absentee presidential ballots have been found in a Wisconsin ditch. Absentee ballots cast by members of the military in Pennsylvania were "accidentally" discarded. All of them were votes for Trump. So, if you're not supposed to open and count absentee ballots until election day, and it is known that the votes were cast for Trump, how can this be an "accident?"  

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT: "Given what we know today, it's difficult to imagine that Joe Biden is the best candidate out of an original field of some 30 Democrat candidates." ~ Nancy Pelosi

Did Omar Order Shooting Of Opponent's Aides?

Two outreach staffers for Republican candidate Lacy Johnson, who is challenging Ilhan Omar in Minnesota’s 5th District, were shot Wednesday while outside a gas station in north Minneapolis. Andre Conley, a 17-year-old, died. There have been no statements about the tragedy from Omar's team.    

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With New York City facing a $2 billion deficit, Mayor DeBlasio is seriously attacking the problem by having a one week furlough in the Mayor's Office, thereby saving $860,000... including his $5,000 share.  Let's see... overall, that's .000043%.  Good job, Mayor! You show them just how lean your machine really is! Go get 'em, dimwit! 

Why is it that Coronavirus stats are lower in Republican-controlled states than in Democrat-controlled states? 

Many moderate Dems, some in key swing states, are asking Pelosi to get a Covid-19 relief bill passed, citing unhappy constituents. Pelosi's response? Stuff it! 

A woman caught a guy preparing to light matches on her Oregon property, grabbed her gun and detained the suspect until police arrived. Some Dems are now demanding that her guns be confiscated.  They are truly mean and evil, aren't they?  

Anti-mask protesters stormed a Florida Target Store, demanding that customers take off their masks. Let me be clear: I don't like Target and I don't like masks! But people do have the right to make their own choices, whether or not to wear masks!   

A recent scientific study concludes that global emissions could be cut by as much as 50% if Democrats would just keep their mouths shut! 

You wanna get rid of Pelosi as Speaker? The only way to do that is to put the Republicans back in control of the House! Vote accordingly.  

Aren't you damned-well sick and tired of the numbers games the Democrats are playing with the Covid-19 stats? And they want you to vote for them? 

Yesterday was the day, according to an OANN report, Antifa, BLM and anarchists were supposed to invade Washington and storm the White House. 

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT: "Thank God, the last Republican has already packed up and left the state. The remaining Democrats won't sqwuak at all when I raise their taxes!" ~ California Governor Gavin Newsom

PELOSI CALLS READE A LIAR

Faced with a party in increasing turmoil, Nancy Pelosi is scurrying around like the despot she is, warning the rest of the Congressional Democrats and the Democrat Party that they had damned well better stand united and together behind Joe Biden... or else.  She has also come out calling accuser Tara Reade an outright liar, saying there is absolutely no record of the allegations from 1993 and that Reade's silence during all of that time speaks for itself.

The problem is that there have been credible corroborations of Reade's story.   Biden is refusing access to records stored at the University of Delaware which could prove his guilt or innocence.  When Pelosi was pressed on whether or not the Dems have a "double standard," Pelosi thundered back with her typical "Don't lecture me!"  Don't you dare!

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What does a riot control act have to do with a health emergency?  New Mexico's Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham used such an act to close down all roads and streets in Gallup, New Mexico, saying the Chinese Virus is out of control there.  Actually, I agree with the move if it's truly that bad in Gallup, but what are people going to do when they run out of food?  And, isn't the move unconstitutional?  But, what difference does that make these days, anyway?

Dear Governors Newsom, Whitmer and Sisolak:  With all of your degrees and pedigrees, you should know by now that when you treat people like crap, they're eventually going to revolt. 

Kim Jong Un is alive, well and kicking.  Rumors are that he's been holed up in top secret meetings with Chinese officials to plot against President Trump and the U.S. 

Another accuser has come forth to claim Joe Biden, now 77, sexually harassed her in 2008 by complimenting her for being “very well endowed” for a 14-year-old child.  

The bad news is that the Asian giant hornet, also known as "murder hornets," the "Giant Sparrow Bee," and the "yak killer" is now invading the U.S.  The good news is that they only like Democrats. 

Chicago's Mayor Lightfoot says, "We will shut you down, we will cite you, and if we need to, we will arrest you and we will take you to jail."  I think that's why they don't want any gun shops in Chicago. 

THEY PROBABLY WISH THEY'D SAID THAT:
"Those who tolerate the existence of evil will eventually be consumed by it." ~ Hannibal Lecter

WATER WARS

Las Vegas is in a bind.  It has grown beyond the current availability of water, a precious commodity in the desert.  Not to have its growth limited by the availability of water, Sin City has been seeking ways to steal water from other parts of the State.  A District Court Judge has just ruled against their plan to swipe water from the Spring Valley in the north-eastern part of the state where the Goshute Indians live.  It appears that Vegas is now going to roll the dice with the Nevada State Supreme Court. 

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There has never been a Democrat who was unwilling to convert an emergency or disaster to fulfill their own sinister objectives.  The Mayor of Champagne, Illinois, is using her Coronavirus emergency declaration to give her unrestricted power to “Order the discontinuance of selling, distributing, dispensing or giving away of explosives or explosive agents, firearms or ammunition of any character whatsoever.”

The latest rumor is that if you can't hold your breath for two minutes, you have the Coronavirus.

Due to fears of Coronavirus, I recommend that Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler not be allowed to speak in a public venue until further notice.  That's to protect them from the possibility of getting the virus, of course.

Timely news is out there about how to treat hands that are dry and cracked from over-washing...

Vlad Putin is asking a Russian court to allow him to sidestep their constitution and remain as the country's president until 2036.  The judge can rule as he wishes, of course, but he should be aware that Putin has a firing squad waiting in the hallway.

When Trump's doctor told him he tested negative for Coronavirus, Dems and the liptards got very, very angry... rants against the doc.   

In the latest and most bizarre Coronavirus twist, California's beloved Gavin Newsom wants all bars to close immediately... before St. Paddy's Day!  He can take my olive toothpick and stuff it. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"The Coronavirus is stripping us of all of our Constitutional rights." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

HEALTHCARE NUMBER ONE ISSUE

The quality and price of healthcare is the number one issue Americans are concerned about as we head toward the 2020 elections.  People are sick and tired of rising insurance premiums and deductions, and they are fed up with the liberal attempts to take individual choices out of their hands  by moving toward some type of government controlled system.  Frankly, it appears to me that it's time for the Justice Department to start breaking up some of the medical conglomerates. 
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Don't worry about the Republican representatives who have decided not to seek reelection.  They are all RINOs and we really don't want them in office anyway.

Buttigieg, Steyer and Klobuchar are just rats deserting the sinking Democrat ship.

Media hype: The media is foaming at their mouths over the Coronavirus bug.  After all, there are now over 100 cases in the United States and at least nine confirmed deaths.  On the other hand, the CDC says there have been 32 million cases of flu and 18,000 deaths and you don't hear a word about that.

My heart goes out to those in Nashville.

Doesn't it scare the hell out of you when you realize that Biden is the best they've got?

One good thing about the Coronavirus: work has come to a standstill in China as industrial plants shut down and pollution dissipates.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Elections are run by the same people who sell Preparation H on television." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

BIG STINK

Fort Lauderdale reeks of millions of gallons of raw sewage that permeated its drinking water and spilled into other waterways.  The Democrats in charge are pleading for federal and state help, claiming they just don't have the funds to cover the costs to fix the problem.  Responsible cities set aside a percentage of their revenues in a "reserve" fund to deal with such unforeseen events, so why should American taxpayers have to bail them out of this mess?

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Bloomberg has more than proven that he is a left-wing bigot.

Just about the entire populace of the State of New York wants to run against AOC in November.

Pelosi says Trump was NOT acquitted because the Senate trial did not meet her standards and requirements.

Some 2,000 former DOJ officials have signed a letter demanding that President Trump be censured and/or removed from office over the Roger Stone comments.  100 million Americans say those 2,000 are full of el toro poopoo. 

Bernie says that if you're against abortion, there's no room for you in the Democrat Party. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Think of how much we could cut taxes if only we would totally shut down Congress for just one week." ~ The Unknown Scribbler 
 

NANCY PELOSI TO RESIGN!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpNSgJVVv0A&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR3q_7bXHirNTfkwsl-MYhy6LXnY0pkvctkW7i0Y2gmQNSCiScgpBGqCjTI

So, who cares what Pelosi has to say about Anything?  She's now irrelevant.   
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Let's pray for global warming.  If the glaciers melt as predicted, water levels will rise 3+ feet and coastal cities will be flooded... cities like San Francisco, Los Angeles, New York, Seattle... you get the picture.  The Dems will be drowning.  

As of late last last night, it appears the impeachment proceedings will NOT end on Wednesday as scheduled.  Word is that Diane Feinstein is going to present Christine Blasey Ford as a material witness to the Trump-Ukraine telephone call and Spartacus Booker is going to demand that Republicans cave and allow witness testimony.  

Mitt Romney has been nominated by Reptile Kingdom Magazine for the prestigious  "Snake of the Year" Award.  

A prisoner has been found beaten to death in his Chicago jail cell.  I wonder what he did to piss off Hillary? 

Superbowl may be the epitome of pro-football, but Superbowel is the epitome of  impeachment.  

The Coronavirus is something to sneeze at.   

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"The worst and most poisonous snake bite comes from a politician." ~ The Unknown Scribbler. 

POCAHONTASCARE COMING TO YOU?

Elizabeth Warren has admitted that tens of thousands of employees in the health insurance industry will have to find other jobs under her "Medicare Care for All" plan.  "Some of the people currently working in health insurance will work in other parts of insurance -- in life insurance, in auto insurance, in car insurance, some will work for Medicaid," she said.  The rest will have to suck it up.

As for the $52 trillion price tag over ten years, she denies the middle class will have increased taxes.  She says the rich and the businesses will have to pay, as if to say businesses won't pass the costs on to you.  Her "program" really should be called Pocahontas-scare.  Remember... you supposedly are the dummies and you simply don't know when they're screwing you.  

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Another Fox News poll has over half the nation favoring President Trump's impeachment and removal from office.  And we all know from past experience that their polls are as worthless as teats on a jackass, (sorry Hillary... no offense intended.) 

Climate change activist Greta Thunberg is in a quandry... she wants to attend the U.N. environmental summit, but she won't fly.  The summit is in Spain and she's in Chile.  Well, she could take the train... nope.  Car?  Nope.  Let's see... row, row, row her boat?

I hear the so-called whistleblower is now willing to take GOP questions, but... only if they're in writing and after Schiff screens them to determine which ones should be allowed. 

Beto can now go back to getting his ear hairs trimmed and sitting in his dentist's chair, and life can finally move on. 

Using modern scientific methods, archaeologists have now determined that the great pyramids were built by Pharaoh Enoch Trump. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Adam Schiff despises all villains except, of course, himself." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

CITIZENS... UNITE AND REVOLT!!!

So, the Brits voted in June of 2016 to exit the European Union and those against withdrawal have bitterly fought tooth and nail to overcome the will of the people ever since.  It must be contagious: we had an election in November of 2016 and the enemy within has been fighting tooth and nail ever since to overturn the results. 

It's time for the citizens of both countries to take to the streets and revolt until the results of their elections are validated and complied with. 

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I hear Nancy Pelosi said last Thursday it'll be a cold day in hell before the American voters get to decide on impeachment.  

Remember this: Mitt Romney should be ashamed of himself.  But... he's not.

Tulsi Gabbard  would do well to recognize that her Democrat "friends" have no intentions of letting her fulfill her dreams.  Fascists don't allow you to think for yourself.  

PGE would have you believe that if they shut off power totally and year around in California, there would be no more fires.   Sounds just like the Dems who say that if they confiscated all guns in the country, there would be no more crime.  Where do these guys get their brains, anyway... Cracker Jack boxes?  

All of those in favor of taking a look at Joe Biden's and Hunter Biden's tax returns say "aye!"

Megyn Kelly is considering starting her own TV news network.  Maybe she'll label it "KNN" after her beloved CNN?  

An Illinois man facing arrest gave police the wrong name.  Problem was, his real name was tattooed on his neck.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"I've always wanted a tattoo.  Maybe I'll get one that reads, 'Screw Nancy!'"

POCAHONTAS: THE LIES JUST CAN'T STOP

Elizabeth Warren's penchant for fabricating fairy tales knows no bounds.  The latest gambit by her and her staff is exaggeration of the size of her rallies.  Monday’s rally in New York City’s Washington Square Park was touted as Warren’s largest to date, with estimates 20,000 people showed up.  The venue holds a maximum 10,000 people and was licensed for 8,000 to 10,000. There was also a plethora of vacant seats.

Campaign crowd estimates by the Warren staff have generally been running about three times the number in actual attendance.  She should probably stick to rain dances.     

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It's time to come out of the closet and start openly supporting President Trump.

Illegal aliens are criminals from the very git-go.  If you can't handle that truth, sit down and suck on your pacifier. 

Thanks to Beto O'Rourke and others, the "secret" is out.  First, the Democrats are going to demand a national gun license and registry.  Next, they're going to confiscate your AR-15's and after that... your semi-automatic pistols.  

Just about the only Dimwit candidate remaining lower in the polls than Joe Biden is Kamalalala Harris.  

Did Iran get away with it... again?

The Trump Administration is planning to issue citations against the city of San Francisco for allowing pollution from its homeless encampments to flow into the ocean, bay and streams.  Bound and determined to maintain the status quo of urine and feces piling up on the streets, the City appears ready to fight the citations all of the way to the 9th Circuit Court. 

Pelosi is rumored to have told Nadler to back off his impeachment quest.  Inside sources say that the last time she told him to back off, he told her where to stick it. 

Now that John Bolton has proceeded to air his dirty White House linen in public, I have changed my mind about him.  The President was 100% correct in firing him. 

For some strange reason, the Federal Bureau of Prisons is flatly refusing to release any documents or records pertaining to Epstein's incarceration and death.  Yes, there is some conspiracy going on. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"A recent poll concludes that 46.28% of Democrats quit voting after they die." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

GINSBURG HANDS DEMS ANOTHER EMBARRASSMENT

It's bad enough for the Dems that their Mueller hearings fizzled, but liberal bastion Justice Ruth Bader-Ginsburg just dumped on their parade as well.   She came out yesterday with a remark that surely ruffled some feathers, saying that new Justices Kavanaugh and Gorsuch are "very decent" and "very smart" individuals.  

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Did you hear the winds rustling through the trees at the Mueller hearings as all of the hot air was let out of the Democrat's impeachment bag?

I had a unique experience at the Guadalajara Restaurant in Redding the other night: iced tea was served with a plastic straw! Fortunately for me, the cops were busy arresting a known drug dealer and were therefore not present to handcuff either the waiter or me.

Quickly running out of options, the Democrats are now poised to begin an investigation into... Trump's tweets. 

Jeffrey Epstein may have tried to commit suicide.  Word has it that he was planning to testify against Bill Clinton in the kiddie sex scandal, and was found in his cell with a knife stuck in his back... and rope burns around his neck, while no rope was found in the cell. 

While President Trump plans to cut the prices Medicare pays for prescription drugs, rumor has it that the drug companies are planning to raise the prices they charge everyone else.

A recent investigation reveals that the state with the worst drivers in the country is... Mississippi.  If there is a state in the country where the drivers are worse than they are in California, I surely don't want to venture there.  

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"Do not despair, my friend; you can always switch from being a Democrat." ~ The Unknown Scribbler