Friday, January 31, 2020

MODERN DAY BENEDICT ARNOLD

Now you know he's a RINO.  John Bolton, in refusing to take responsibility for his own actions, has blamed the White House for leaking details about his new book... a book which he wrote and is in the process of publishing.  The details, leaked during Senate impeachment hearings, seem to suggest that President Trump lied about the substance of the Ukraine telephone conversation.  Benedict Arnold is alive and well.

Somebody needs to go to jail for ignoring the White House requirements that classified information be removed from Bolton's book.  
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Flailing right along, Joe Biden, under immense fire over his family Ukrainian and similar stunts, got a tad testy this week and actually told a potential voter to go and vote for someone else.  He followed that up by suggesting he'll pick Michelle Obama as his running mate and will appoint Barack to the Supreme Court.

The Republicans keep bragging about how much money they are raising, but they keep sending out Emails saying they are desperate.

I finally figured out why Democrats are always in such a bad mood lately.  A major porn site has been hacked.

Adam Schiff has been nominated for "Man of the Year" by the Liar's Club.

The CDC is reporting that eating bedbugs will not prevent the Coronavirus.

The ultimate "up yours:" Tulsi Gabbard is trying to file a suit for $50 million against Hillary Clinton for defamation of character.  Hillary, her Secret Service detail and her attorneys are flatly refusing to accept service of the required legal documents. 

Hell on earth: There you are, stranded on the cruise ship Costa Smeralda and quarantined along with 7,000 other people because one of them has the highly contagious Coronavirus. 

You can buy T. Boone Pickens old Texas spread for a paltry $220 million.  From the looks of it, I can't tell if it has a garage or not.

TODAY'S QUOTE:
“The president is a danger to the United States. He’s tried to rig the next election. He’s abused his power and he must be brought to heel and the country must be saved from his continuing efforts to rig our elections.” ~ Jerry Nadler, while foaming at his mouth during Senate impeachment hearings. 





Wednesday, January 29, 2020

CAN YOU BELIEVE ONLY SIX PEOPLE RULE THE COUNTRY?

With well over 320 million people in the country, with a government of three branches... executive, legislative and judicial, only six people now control the impeachment process: Lamar Alexander, Cory Gardner, Susan Collins, Mitt Romney, Lisa Murkowski and Martha McSally.    None of the rest of us have a say.

Those six people will decide whether or not a motion to dismiss will pass, or whether or not potential months of witness testimony will be allowed.  Now, isn't that just ducky?
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Just when I started to get a grip on this bag of impeachment lies, some study has to come along which suggests that I've been making coffee wrong my whole life.  In the study, “Systematically Improving Espresso: Insights from Mathematical Modeling and Experiment,” the authors claim coffee makers -- both at home and in cafés -- are using too many beans and too finely a ground, which is resulting in “wasted raw material” and inconsistent flavor.  As a result, I'm now disillusioned about life in general and impeachment in particular.

Hunter Biden, on the verge of being held in contempt of court for his refusal to accept court-ordered support payments coupled with his refusal to divulge financial information upon which to base those support payments, has caved in and agreed to pay support so he doesn't have to disclose.  He doesn't want Americans to discover just how much he's made off of Burisma and other scurrilous activities which might be linked to Joe. 

You cannot trust any poll created by FOX NEWS.  After the fact, they're constantly apologizing for their incorrect results.

Some knowledgeable sources are suggesting that over 90,000 people in China now have the Coronavirus and that the Chinese government is covering it up.  Their government has flatly rejected any assistance by America's CDC. Kleenex anyone?

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster, such as sudden global nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of." ~ Stephen Hawking
 

Monday, January 27, 2020

SCHIFF, SCHIFF, SCHIFF: IT'S ALL ABOUT SCHIFF

Adam Schiff has been named worst actor of the year by Whine Spectator Magazine.  But, if it makes him feel any better about himself, Robert Louis Stevenson is busy writing  a new book, titled: "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Schiff." 

The guy who has never told the truth about anything suggested that the President had threatened the GOP Senators that they had damned well better vote against impeachment.  The Senators ALL denied the accusation, and Schiff has the audacity to insist he's telling the truth.  He has absolutely no right to any position in any government.  Even snakes shun him.
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If you don't agree with Schumer, Pelosi, Nadler and Schiff... you're a dictator. 

Impeach Pompeo.  A NPR reporter, Mary Louise Kelly, says that Pompeo cursed at her during an interview.  How dare he?  (And no... he didn't... and she didn't bother to explain that she broke an agreement she made with him about the interview.) 

Why do you suppose it is that Joe, Hillary and Barack are petrified at the thought of Joe Biden being called to testify under oath?  Gosh!  You don't suspect that Biden is about to commit suicide, do you?

Since Bernie Sanders has been off the campaign trail because his attendance is required at the Senate Impeachment hearings, AOC volunteered to hit the trail and stump for him.  She took the mic and talked on and on and on and... never mentioned Sanders' name once.

Oh my God!  Trump fired Yovanovitch!  He should have fired EVERYONE the day he took over!  In the real world, we have a name for people like her: "Shit disturber."

Seattle auctioned off a firehouse a few years ago as a "unique residential dwelling."  Seattle is now suing the buyer for using a firehouse as a residence.  Never trust a Democrat. 

And, why isn't someone investigating the hell out of Adam Schiff?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else." ~ George Bernard Shaw

Friday, January 24, 2020

I AGREE WITH JERRY NADLER

Trump is a dictator.  Now, Comrade Jerry, get back into your prison camp, sit down and shut up... or we'll hang you by your gonads.  



THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!

Adam Schiff, waving his hands in fright and despair, asserted Wednesday in the Senate Impeachment Hearings that the Russians are bound to attack the United States if Trump remains in office.  Let's all hope that Schiffsky suffers from a bad dose of the trotskies.
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You never know where Pete Buttigieg is going to show up.  Reports are that a goat with a human-like face has been born in India.

Mickey Bloomberg is going to ride in in his black Rolls Royce limousine and get your guns!

Pocahontas was a Republican until she lost twelve jobs because she was pregnant. 

How come no one's talking about asking for Joe Biden's tax returns?

Co-workers of the "whistle blower" say the heard him plotting on how to get President Trump back in early 2017.

Hunter Biden is about to be charged with contempt of court for flatly refusing to disclose his financial information to the attorneys for the mother of his love child.  

An angry dad who worked two jobs and scrimped and saved so he could send his daughter to college asked Pocahontas if he would get his money back when she forgives student loans.  "Of course not," she smiled.  "So, I get screwed for doing the right thing?"  Well, you know very well what she did next: she turned her attention to someone else. 

Another lie from Schiff, as he promised not to speak for more than 10 minutes on Wednesday and then proceeded to hog the podium for more than two hours.  Evidently, the Dems think they can win this impeachment by filibustering. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
The Dems' impeachment case is more flimsy than Pamela Anderson's nightgown." ~ The Unknown Scribbler
 

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

PLETHORA

The whole world continues to wait... listening breathlessly to every uttered word... waiting to hear the plethora of evidence against President Trump gurgle from Adam Schiff's mouth.  Waiting... waiting. 
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TODAY'S QUOTE:
I think there's some Democrats in the whine cellar." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

IS THERE ANYBODY IN THE BIDEN FAMILY WHO ISN'T CORRUPT?

Joe Biden's sons both benefited enormously from their connections to the then Vice President.  Monday, we learned that Joe's brother Frank got almost $54million in Federal loans for ventures in which he had no experience!  The ventures aren't even in the United States; they're in Jamaica and Costa Rica, for example, where money can go South faster than a speeding bullet.  Everyone in the family, once paupers, is now filthy rich, thanks to Joe and his connections. 

One can't help but wonder what Joe's wife Jill has been up to.
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Since Schiff has been unable, over the last two-plus years, to produce any shred of evidence that he says he has to convict President Trump, he's now claiming that the CIA and NSA are hiding such evidence.  I don't understand: if he in fact had it, did the CIA and NSA break into his house and steal it?  He has more stories to tell than the Library of Congress. 

A military veteran is complaining that he was tossed out of a McDonald's in Everett, Washington, for wearing a 4-inch-long talon-shaped blade around his neck. He says that's discriminatory, because Washington State law allows for the open carry of weapons. Well, I'm a vet, too... and I say this jackass belongs in a nut house.  He wants to scare people by showing off a lethal weapon?  Is he suffering from PTSD, or does he really just want to go home and beat the crap out of his wife and kids?  I stand with McDonalds. 

Derek Jeter and Larry Walker were elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame... but Pete Rose was not. 

I suspect that the "whistle blower" will never be produced by the Democrats, because he wishes to recant. 

Virginia's Governor Ralphy Northam says those 2nd Amendment protestors at the State Capitol on Monday surely would have shot somebody if he hadn't banned guns from the event; therefore, the State must ban all guns before the gun nuts get another chance. 

Will there be life after impeachment?  


TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The facts will come out in the end, the documents the president is hiding will be released through Freedom of Information Act or other means over time. witnesses will tell their story in books and film... the truth will come out, the question is... will it come out in time?" ~ Adam Schiff, uttered with profound drama as Senate impeachment hearings began.  


Monday, January 20, 2020

U.S. BANK: THE GRINCH THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS

This is making a long story short.  The full story is at: https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-woman-fired-bank-after-giving-struggling-man-money The gist of it is that a U.S. Bank customer needed money to get home for Christmas and the bank had placed a hold on his deposit.  By the time the hold was taken off, the branch was closed.  He called back into the Portland call center where a bank employee took matters into her own hands and drove to the customer's location to hand him $20 of her own money so he could buy gas. 

The bank fired the long-time employee for "unauthorized interaction with a customer."  Evil lurks everywhere. 
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Happy birthday, Martin. 

If Pelosi has said it once, she's said it a thousand times: "Impeachment is forever."  And ever, and ever and ever. Eternity.  That's the only thing she has to say about herself after 85 years in office. 

First there was Alexander the Great.  Now, we're stuck with Alexandria the Twit. 

Let every second of every minute of every hour of every day be another nail in the coffin of the Democrat Party.  

Steny Hoyer and the rest of the Democrat Mafia says that it's not up to them to prove Trump is guilty; it's up to Trump to prove that he's innocent.  Those people are profound enemies of our Constitution. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Optimism comes less easily today, not because democracy is less vigorous, but because democracy's enemies have refined their instruments of repression." ~ Ronald Reagan

Friday, January 17, 2020

DEMOCRATS HAVE PROVEN THEMSELVES TO BE IRRELEVANT

By their actions over and over again, in the face of formidable evidence against their arguments, the Democrats have proven to us and the world that they have lost touch with reality, that they have no platform of meaningful or productive ideas and that they no longer exist as a viable political force.  Nobody is listening to them anymore, because we all know that the only thing we will hear is vitriolic hatred and unlimited ignorance.

As they continue to stir the ashes of their failures in their fading hours of twilight, they hammer down the final nails of irrelevance into the coffins of their endless, putrid manure.
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Virginia's Governor Ralph Northam is shaking in his boots.  He's declared a state of emergency and banned all guns from the Capitol because he's afraid of what gun owners might do in response to his heinous attack on the Second Amendment rights of Virginia citizens.

A woman in Shasta County California, recently recorded kicking and biting her dog, will not spend any time in the hoosegow.  Evidently, such abusive behavior is not a punishable crime in sunny, liberal California.

Bernie Sanders campaign staffers have been caught advocating for gulags, re-education of the populace and physical violence in order to obtain control of the American citizenry.  Why isn't he in jail? 

Did you get your free commemorative impeachment pen from Nancy Pelosi?  She was soooo giddy when she was passing them out. 

The Feds are investigating Ilhan Omar for a wide variety of felonious misdeeds.  I can't wait until their financial investigation discloses that Omar, Ocasio-Cortez, Tlaib and Pressley each own 25% of Nancy Pelosi.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Watching Mitt Romney snake his way through politics is somewhat akin to watching the lid on the septic tank bounce up and down." ~ The Uknown Scribbler
 

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

WISCONSIN TELLS JUDGE TO "SHOVE IT"



A Wisconsin judge has found the state's election commission and three of its members in contempt of court for refusing to comply with his court order to remove more than 200,000 individuals,who have moved or failed to respond to deactivation notices, from voter rolls.  The election commission, made up of three Democrats and three Republicans, has been deadlocked and has failed to comply with the court order.

The three Democratic members who fought his previous order are being fined $250 per day.  They'll probably ask the taxpayers to pay it.
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San Francisco is firing any prosecutor who even appears to be tough on crime.  If I were you, I'd stay the hell out of that God forsaken "City."

What surprises me is that they didn't hire James Comey to investigate and change the FISA Courts.  And, speaking of toothless investigations, famed, "scrupulous" U.S. Attorney John Huber says Hillary is as clean as a whistle. Thanks, Jim Sessions, for another one of your cover-ups. 

Pelosi has indicated that if the Senate finds President Trump innocent, she will impeach him again.  Where I come from, they call that malicious prosecution, but what does she care? 

THE SKY IS FALLING! If you don't upgrade to Windows by the end of the day, your penis is going to fall off.  

The Navy says national security would be impacted if they released what they know about UFO's. Do you suppose they'll tell us before, or after, the aliens invade? 

Pocahontas is on the warpath.  She claims Bernie Sanders told her there is no way a woman can win the White House.  Well... not her, anyway. 


TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Our government is corrupt to its core and, like Nero, we sit idly by and watch our American democracy go up in flames." ~ The Unknown Scribbler


Monday, January 13, 2020

YOU CAN ALWAYS BELIEVE AN IRANIAN

Trump took out Soleimani and the Dems claimed he was responsible for shooting down the Ukrainian airplane outside Tehran?  I swear... those guys have really gotten into a bad batch of acid.  Well, the Iranians now admit they used a missile to destroy the aircraft, but say they mistook it for an incoming American bomber.  Keep in mind that the jetliner had just departed the Tehran airport... outbound.
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Delightful Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been gathering a huge, huge campaign war chest... so huge that many suspect she may be garnering illegal contributions from some foreign sources.   And instead of paying her fair share of Democrat Party dues,  it appears that she's been quietly funding candidates who will run against her political enemies within the party.   Her plans are obvious: she wants to broaden her own support base in the House...bring in more American enemies like Omar, Pressley and Tlaib... and simultaneously destroy anyone in her way.

Chick-fil-A is awash in unsold chicken as a result of plummeting sales after it caved its so-called Christian beliefs to the LGBTQ community.  The dumb clucks still have not learned their lesson.

Liar Michael Cohen is now pleading for mercy.

Have some extra money in your pocket?  Gwyneth Paltrow has been selling candles that smell like her vagina.  Lucky for you... they're sold out. 

Every time Nancy Pelosi opens her mouth, I have to suspect she has spent too many years watching "Days of Our Lives."  

Now that the laws have been changed to make it easier for criminals to commit theft and burglary, now that crime is soaring in California, Governor Gavin Newsom wants to reduce the time criminals spend on supervised probation. 


Maybe the world will come to its senses after Harry and Meghan depart the stage.


TODAY'S QUOTE:
"If Islam is a religion of peace, why has there never been peace in the Middle East?" ~ The Unknown Scribbler

Friday, January 10, 2020

DEMOCRATS ALREADY STACKING THE 2020 ELECTION DECK

Judicial Watch, in examining just 378 counties in the U.S., has discovered 2.5 million more registered voters than there are people in those populations of voting age.  Judicial Watch found major voting list issues in California, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Virginia, and Colorado.  There is no breakdown as to how many of those are illegals, in cemeteries or in prisons.
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Ilhan Omar says Trump's holding out the olive branch of peace to Iran is not enough.  He must bow down... way down.

While Nancy Pelosi continues to demand to know how the Senate will conduct its impending impeachment trial before she releases the actual Articles, more and more Democrat Senators are saying that she is out of her tree.

Don't wear a red and white Trump camp on a Carnival cruise; they've just enacted a dress code that prohibits offensive clothing on board.

The U.S. believes that Ukrainian jet airliner which crashed shortly after leaving Tehran was shot down by an Iranian anti-aircraft missile, killing all 176 aboard. Since the aircraft had just taken off from Tehran, the Iranians had to have known it was a civilian aircraft when they shot it down.  Iran is denying it, but refuses to fork over the Boeing 737's black box for examination. 

Ilhan Omar is asserting she suffers from PTSD as a result of the U.S. attack on Soleimani.  Let's send her back to Somalia for a little R&R.  

Prince Harry is looking for work.  He is now officially a royal family outcast.  Maybe he can join the union and go to work for Ford Motor Company? 

House Armed Services Committee Chairman Adam Smith, D-Wa came out in favor of moving the Articles of Impeachment to the Senate.  Then, after a short meeting with Empress Nancy, he abruptly changed his tune.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"I'm not holding them indefinitely," Pelosi told reporters at a news conference on Thursday. "I'll send them over when I'm ready." ~ Pelosi, continuing to hold the nation hostage over the Articles of Impeachment.   

Wednesday, January 8, 2020

VIRGINIA: THE BATTLE LINES ARE DRAWN

The Democrat-controlled Virginia legislature and its Democrat Governor Ralph Northam have made it clear: they are coming after all AR-15's and they are establishing far-reaching gun control.  Virginia's law enforcement officers, cities, counties and citizens have also made it clear: they're not going to tolerate it.  Second Amendment Sanctuary Cities have multiplied like rabbits; law enforcement officers have stated they will not enforce such laws.  Northam has implied that he will call out the National Guard to enforce the laws if necessary.

Democrats don't seem to care what is constitutional or what is not; what ever they demand will be obeyed, and they're prepared to back up their demands with force.  
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The Democrats insist that Trump is a dictator.  Let's accept that claim and get on with the business of rounding them all up and putting them into prison camps.

Democrats would rather be under Iran's rule than Trump's.  The next thing we know, Dems will be over in Tehran registering Iranians to vote in November. 

At the time of this post, it had just been learned that missiles had been fired at the barracks of U.S. forces in Iraq and that it was suspected Iran was behind the attacks, and Iranian leaders have claimed responsibility.  U.S. Democrats were undoubtedly scurrying around the nation's capitol trying to find some way to prevent President Trump from firing back at those nice, cuddly, mistreated Islamists. 

In the meanwhile, filmmaker Michael Moore has apologized to Iran on behalf of the American people, saying that he “deeply regrets” the airstrike ordered by President Trump that killed Qassem Soleimani, the butcher of hundreds of Americans.  Moore has earned the right to live in Iran. 


TODAY'S QUOTE:
"There is an obvious truth here that must be spoken. The truth is that Assad, Russia, and Iran have no interest in peace." ~ Nikki Haley

Monday, January 6, 2020

BLOOMBERG IS AN ASS


TODAY'S QUOTE:
“It may be true, I wasn’t there, I don’t know the facts, that somebody in the congregation had their own gun and killed the person who murdered two other people.  But it’s the job of law enforcement to, uh, have guns and to decide when to shoot. You just do not want the average citizen carrying a gun in a crowded place.” ~ Michael Bloomberg, insisting the shotgun shooter in the Texas church shooting should have been allowed to keep on killing. 

I'M ALL FOR IT: GET OUT OF IRAQ

The Iraqis passed a resolution over the weekend to kick the U.S. out of their country.  I'm all for it.  The problem started back in 2001 on 9/11 when we didn't go into Afghanistan or Iraq with the thought of winning anything; all we intended to do from the start was to teach them a lesson.  Well... you have no business invading a country and starting a war unless you intend to win it.   We should have turned both countries into molten glass. 

Well, we didn't do that and here we are.  The Middle East continues to be a terrorist hot spot and the Shiites, Sunnis, Kurds all continue to slaughter each other as they have been doing since before Christ.  If we're not willing to go in and kick ass, then we need to get out and stay out and let them continue to butcher each other.  As long as they don't bother us, let them all descend into oblivion. 
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Keep in mind that the Democrats, who are ticked off that President Trump did not get their permission to strike the airport in Baghdad and take out the Iranian general, are the same Democrats who are upset that an armed church member took out the shotgun murderer in that Texas church.  They want us all to be totally defenseless against evil. 

I'm sick and tired of fascist Democrats trashing our country and our Constitution.  It's time for us to do something about it. 

Wouldn't it be something if the so-called "Whistleblower Complaint" was actually written by Christopher Steele? 

There's discussion about putting restraints on the President against allowing him to respond immediately to imminent threats to our national security.  Anyone who thinks this is a good idea needs to see a psychiatrist.  Picture some Chinese nukes in the air and headed our way while we have to get Congressional approval to respond. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
“So what if Trump wants war, knows this leads to war and needs the distraction?  Real question is, will those with congressional authority step in and stop him? I know I will.” - Ilhan Omar after U.S strike at Baghdad airport killing Iranian General Soleimani.  

Friday, January 3, 2020

THANK GOD HE HAD A GUN

And knew how to use it.  Jack Wilson, a retired FBI agent and member of the congregation was at the West Freeway Church of Christ in White Settlement, Texas last Sunday when when a gunman suddenly opened fire with a shotgun, killing two parishioners before Wilson fired his own weapon and killed the evildoer.   It was all over in just six seconds.

The gun control Democrat idiots of the country, (Joe Biden being one), would be the first to complain that Wilson had a pistol at all, let alone in church. 
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I don't know about you, but I totally resent Nancy Pelosi's holding of Americans as hostage with her impeachment scam during the Christmas holidays.  To call her and her cohorts witches is putting it mildly.

Setting himself up for his own Contempt of Congress charges, Joe Biden says he doesn't give a hoot whether he's subpoenaed by the Senate to testify or not; he's not talking.  Period.

Joe Biden set the tone for the New Year with his niggardly announcement that coal miners had better learn how to program computers, because he intends to shut down the coal industry.  Piss on them; they will do as he commands.  His attitude toward everyday, hardworking Americans seems to permeate the Democrat elite machine.

New York City's Mayor Bill DeBlasio had a hissy fit when he learned a local Domino's Pizza charged $30each for pizza pie on New Year's Eve.  Any business in our country has a right to set their own prices.  If people don't want to pay it, they don't have to buy it; one of our other freedoms is the right to take our business someplace else.  Now then... if NYC has a monopoly on pizza, then it might be considered price gouging, but that certainly is not the case. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Fools can feel perfectly free to say anything; they have nothing to lose." ~ The Unknown Scribbler