Kim Jong Il, the mealy-mouthed midget dictator from North Korea, has ordered his military to test another nuclear weapon. This one is different… it’s made from enriched uranium derived from yellow cake, (not the kind you find in the store.)
COMMENTS:
What’s really disconcerting is that they’re testing more often than the U.S. did during the height of its testing program. He’s obviously on a mission to become the world’s next martyr...and before he dies.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. If I want to find a hooker who is underage, Hispanic, and has government backing, who do I contact? (Dick – Bend, OR)
A. Contact your local ACORN representative. Soon, they may be knocking on your door…. Gives real meaning to the words, “ACORN Calling,” doesn’t it?
Q. Is Joe Wilson going to get some kind of sanction for his shouting out “Liar!” during Obama’s speech to Congress? (Allie – Evergreen, CO)
A. He’s been removed from Reid’s and Pelosi’s Christmas card lists…
Q. I hear there is a joke going around about Obama wanting to be on Mount Rushmore. Is there any truth to that? (Annetta – Palo Alto, CA)
A. No. He wants to be memorialized in the Black Hills of South Dakota. (That’s your geography question for the day…)
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.” - Spiro T. Agnew
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqPMJFaEdY
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