Here I squat ever so gently upon a rotting log atop Mt. Burney in Northern California, gazing across the endless landscape below as the rays of all of the energy in the universe permeate every pore and cell of my body. I am the great Burney Mountain Guru Hermit and you, my lucky friend, have arrived at THE blog of pure, unadulterated and untethered wit, satire and veracity.
