Saturday, August 29, 2009

SHADY DEATHS LEAD TO RECALLS

Millions of window blinds and shades are being recalled by their manufacturers after deaths of three children who got caught in the cords that make the blinds move up and down. The Consumer Products Safety Commission reports that there were three deaths dating back to 2006.

COMMENTS:
Blinds cause deaths. Blinds should be banned. The 2nd Amendment does not protect blinds. God forbid that anyone should read the directions and keep the cords away from infants and children. Who needs God when the government is here to protect us?
(Didn’t Nancy Pelosi say something like that?)

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. What was JFK’s finest moment?
(Walt – Bmedji, MN)
A. It’s a toss-up between his decisions to pull out on the Bay of Pigs Invasion, which left thousands of Cuban patriots out to dry, or the night he allegedly bedded Marilyn Monroe while his wife Jackie was on her way back to Washington from Hyannis Port.

Q. What is the “Bay of Pigs?”
(Marcus – Stilwell, OK)
A. Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and Maxine Waters in the swimming pool.

Q. Where’s the best source of news in the Intermountain area?
(Sam – Fall River Mills, CA)
A. “The Intermountain News.” Or, you can ask any one of the many employees at the Burney Barbershop. They’re a cut above the rest.

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“You have rights antecedent to all earthly governments: rights that cannot be repealed or restrained by human laws; rights derived from the Great Legislator of the universe.”
John Adams

TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E0ycYEGtqU

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