Traveling out there on the open road may sound like fun, but the beds are too hard or too soft, the food is only “doable” and the beer tastes funny. There was a fire back home while I was gone and the electricity was off for 26 hours. I envisioned coming home to a refrigerator full of maggots; the very last thing I want in life is a bunch of politicians in my fridge.
COMMENTS:
I got lucky; no maggots. The trees and bushes look okay and there is still some haze from the fires around, but it’s basically gone. One thing I did learn is that there are a whole lot of people out there between California and Wyoming who are beyond being fed up with Washington. They’re ticked off about the spending, about the debt, about jobs, about the new take over of our lives through the Government Run Health Care plans. They’re not just ticked off, they’re flat-out pissed off. And, their anger knows no political boundaries…. Republicans, Democrats, Independents… They’re angry.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Is it true that the new Government Run Health Plan will require the government to pay for abortions? (Chester – Rocklin, CA)
A. Yes. In that manner, the government will be able to control who gets born and who doesn’t. I guess that’s the end of the Sarah Palin line….
Q. I got an email from David Axelrod at the White House putting down Americans who are against the proposed Health Care Plan. I’d like to know how they got my email address. (Britney – Center Lisle, NY)
A. Well, you can bet your sweet bippees that they didn’t do it the legal way. When that news came out, they shucked and ducked and waddled all over themselves. I thought the idiot Press Secretary was going to wet his pants! But, get ready for more ugly tricks. They are already in possession of so much information about you that your privacy is now limited to your bathroom, so that’s where you’re going to have to hide your Bibles and your guns.
Q. About that plane and helicopter crash in New York last week… I heard that one of the air traffic controllers was on the phone talking to his wife when it happened? (Sallee – Bristol Bay, AK)
A. Actually, it was his girl friend and she was telling him that she is pregnant and I don’t think his wife knows about it. I heard he’s getting ready to run for Governor of New York….
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.” - Ronald Reagan
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRRy-QlQyUw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fyesjoeknows.blogspot.com%2F&feature=player_embedded
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