Then Obama taunts American seniors with the news and AARP issues a denial.
COMMENTS:
Thousands of AARP members are canceling their memberships? They’re probably senile, no longer contributing to society and uninsurable anyway. Damned mobster old farts!
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. What does it mean to be “six bricks short of a full load? (Shelly – Casper, WY)
A. To point out that the government runs a louzy mail service while privately run FedEx and UPS run efficient operations and, in the same breath trying to convince Americans that the government can run health care.
Q. Whatever happened to Jimmy Hoffa? (Barney – Annapolis, MD)
A. His government-run health care plan ran out. Isn’t it amazing that the FBI could tell you what time he made a phone call, from what phone, who he called and what was said, 24/7, but they never saw him disappear?
Q. I hear that they have found a birth certificate showing that Obama was born in Kenya. Why isn’t that making the news? (Tessie – Gallup, NM)
A. Because lots of people were born in Kenya.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. “ - Bob Hope
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.krem.com/video/localnews-index.html?nvid=388412
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