Friday, June 12, 2015

IT’S ILLEGAL TO FLY THE AMERICAN FLAG



Donald Toner of Suffolk, Virginia hot-footed it over to the condo association and got permission to fly the American flag from his unit.  He put the flag up, and then got notification it had to come down.  As it turns out, the association considers the installation of a flag to be an alteration to the home, which is not acceptable. 
 
COMMENTS:
Well, that I suppose that gets the association past the U.S. law that says a condominium association, cooperative association, or residential real estate management association may not adopt or enforce any policy, or enter into any agreement, that would restrict or prevent a member of the association from displaying the flag of the United States on residential property within the association with respect to which such member has a separate ownership interest or a right to exclusive possession or use.  These liberal bastards have several ways to skin their cats, you know. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. The EPA is going to regulate airline emissions?  How can they control the steady stream of dark exhaust on a plane without reducing the thrust?  (Alexander ~ Susanville, CA)
A. Maybe they can do it by reducing the size of the bathrooms even more.  And, if they also reduce the size of the toilet tissues, they can reduce weight which means they’ll require less thrust.  As a matter of fact, they could even put a weight limit on passengers; anyone over 110 pounds can’t fly.  Now, don’t get me wrong; I’m all for getting rid of that ugly stuff.  In fact, this is the first good idea the EPA has come up with since it was formed.  I’m absolutely positive that, between Al Gore and Barry Hussein, they can find a solution; they’re experts at hot air.   

Q. Bill Clinton says he’s only sent two emails in his life?  (Ellen ~ Ruidoso, NM)
A. Yep, I believe that.  Hillary caught him sending them to Monica Lewinsky, and that was the end of that. 

Q. Wow, they’re really going after Rubio, tooth and nail.  Now they’re belittling him because he bought a fishing boat in Florida?  (Drew ~ Des Moines, WA)
A. Hillary is so afraid of him that she has been seen sitting beside herself.  That’s the Democratic Party way of dealing with things these last couple of decades; if somebody has a better idea than you do, or if someone is more capable than you are, marginalize them or destroy them, no matter how it might hurt the country. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Slander is worse than cannibalism.” ~ John Chrysostom

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