Sunday, August 21, 2011

OBAMA’S SECRET NEW PLAN!

President Obama left Washington shortly after announcing that he has a new plan to tackle the economy and jobs and that he will reveal in after he returns from his Martha’s Vineyard Vacation in September.  Nevertheless, some “trial balloon” details have leaked out, such as his plan to spend $300 billion on “shovel ready projects.”  He also plans to extend unemployment benefits and that cut in payroll taxes, a total of over $500 billion in new and un-budgeted spending.     

COMMENTS:
I think he smoked too much pot in college.  We all know that he tried these "terrific ideas" and they did not work.  He has no clue.  He certainly does not belong in the White House and more and more people who staunchly defended him two years ago are now realizing, and willing to admit, that they made a mistake.  It’s nothing to be embarrassed about; we’ve all made our share of mistakes in life.  Let’s just not repeat it. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I understand there’s a “poison water” spreading in the U.S. (Larry ~ Albuquerque, NM)
A. It’s not exactly poison water, but it is water carrying a deadly amoeba that leads to primary amoebic meningoencephalitis stemming from a brain-eating amoeba.  The free-living amoeba gets up the nose, burrows up into the skull and destroys brain tissue. It's found in warm lakes and rivers during the hot summer months, mostly in the South.  Now, don't forget to drink your eight glasses of water every day. 

Q. I was reading somewhere that the number of sightings of UFO’s had dramatically increased in the last few weeks.  Is that true?  (Mindy ~ San Diego, CA)
A. Yes, including your neck of the woods.  I think the time may be coming, within the next few years, when they will reveal who they are and why they are here.  Let’s all pray that they are not all radical left wing Democrats.   

Q. What’s this about aliens attacking Earth to stop global warming?  (Leonard ~ Colville, WA)
A. One guy in a team of researchers studying scenarios where aliens might attack us has envisioned they may be so appalled by our environmental treatment of our planet that they fear pollution of the universe.  I wonder if the United States Government is funding this “research” and what they are smoking for lunch. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
"Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed." ~ Mohandas K. Gandhi

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