Sunday, April 24, 2011

WORLDWIDE EASTER CELEBRATION IRKS ATHEISTS, LEFT-WINGERS

Today is the annual celebration of Easter, the rising of Christ from the dead.  This is a day that has been celebrated throughout the world for 2,011 years, a day that American atheists and left-wing liberals despise. 

COMMENTS:
May God have mercy on their soulless hides. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. What will happen if Obama gets reelected in November of 2012? (Tim ~ Fall River Mills, CA)
A. According to the Mayan calendar, the wrath of God will descend upon the face of the earth on December 21, 2012.  There will be fires, floods, pestilence, earthquakes, Armageddon.  If you don’t want those things to happen, don’t vote for Obama. 

Q. Why does Obama always, always talk negative about everything?  You never see him on a positive and upbeat note.  (Maria ~ Norwalk, CT)
A. People with unenthusiastic, morose and sinister ideas and people who cannot contribute intelligent conversation to the common good are negatively charged at birth.  They can’t help themselves; it is a compulsive behavior commonly referred to as a “shitty outlook on life.”  He’s vindictive and mean-spirited; he loves the day when he can crush someone, anyone; ask anyone who has countered him.  Even Harry Reid loathes him. 

Q.  Just when I think I’ve heard of everything, I hear a man in Ohio was arrested for barking at a dog.  How can that be?  (Stuart ~ Kenmore, WA)
A.  The police officer was investigating a car crash when he heard the noise and caught the drunken offender barking at a police dog in the officer’s car.  The man’s attorney says his client is protected by the 1st Amendment for Free Speech; the man claims the dog started it.  Hey, a law is a law, and the city has a law against taunting police dogs.  Thank God they didn’t catch the guy barking up the wrong tree. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” ~ Robert Benchley

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