Saturday, April 30, 2011

OBAMA TO INVADE SYRIA?

Syrian President Bashar Assad continues to crack down on Syrian protesters and the Washington elite is now calling for Obama to do something about it.  Senator John McCain, Senator Lindsey Graham and Senator Joe Lieberman, said Thursday that Assad's government has "lost the legitimacy to remain in power."

COMMENTS:
So, I guess these three dudes have the right to ignore international law?  They can’t do this without Obama, anyway, and he’s busy churning out birth certificates.  But, since everyone presumes he won’t go for it, he just might. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q.  I see that the NRA is going to ask for Eric Holder to resign because of the Mexican gun-running scandal.  Will he?  (Pat ~ Burbank, CA)
A.  Yes, right after he goes ahead and prosecutes those Black Panthers who intimidated Philadelphia voters in 2008. 

Q.  Do they throw rice at royal weddings?  (Marty ~ Hayward, CA)
A.  Yes.  These days, it’s Chinese rice. 

Q.  I just read a news story that says Libyan military forces are being given Viagra so they will go out and rape rebel women.  Is this true?  (Cal ~ Barksdale, LA)
A.  That appears to be the case, according to U.S. United Nations envoy Susan Rice.  Leave it to Qaddafi to have a hard-on for his enemies. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~ Groucho Marx

TODAY’S VIDEO:  Well worth watching!


Friday, April 29, 2011

TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE ROYAL WEDDING


Prince William and Kate Middleton tie the royal knot today; by the time you read this, it will be history, but the pomp and circumstance will likely continue throughout the day.    

COMMENTS:
Tornadoes.  Wars.  Runaway nuclear plants.  Earthquakes.  Tsunamis.  Hunger.  Pestilence.  Budget crisis.  Economy.  The world is coming to an end and all the press and media care about is a wedding.  A whole week of this garbage we’ve had.  Next week, they’ll all be speculating about the baby.  Humbug. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q.  It has always puzzled me why they have the Queen and the Monarchy in England when they don’t have any say-so in the government anymore.  Why don’t they just stop that silly nonsense?  (Brittany ~ Helena, MT)
A.  Because there has yet to be a Prime Minister with the guts to fire them.

Q.  Why is Obama going to Cape Canaveral for the shuttle launch?  It’s not even the last shuttle launch and, besides, he’s the one who killed the shuttle program anyway.  (Hank ~ Folsom, CA)
A.  Because he’s running for reelection and he desperately needs some positive press.

Q.  There are people saying that the birth certificate given by Obama is a fake.  Will this never end?  What do you think?  (Chet ~ Red Bluff, CA)
A.  I brought up that possibility the other day.  I will say that the copy I have seen does not appear to me to be unaltered.  Others seem to agree.  However, there is also the possibility that a good, clean, real birth certificate was given out by Obama and that someone has taken that and altered it and circulated it on the internet to make us all think that Obama gave us a phony document.  As consistently forthright, honest and forthcoming as Obama has been about other things, I certainly would not think that he would do something like that, would you? 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“There are lies, damned lies and statistics.” ~ Mark Twain

TODAY’S VIDEO: 

Thursday, April 28, 2011

MORE MEXICAN MASS GRAVES


Another mass grave has been found in Mexico.  The U.S.-Mexico border is still wide open and the Obama administration continues to ignore the very real and very lethal threat of Mexican drug gangs flooding across the border from Mexico into cities across the U.S.

COMMENTS:
Within a very short period of time, I fear, we are going to see the Mexican drug violence here in the United States and it is not going to be pretty.  I just don’t know what to say about the subject except, somewhat like what Custer said when all of the Indians showed up at the Battle of the Little Bighorn… “Holy cow!  Look at all the Mexicans!”

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Well, now you have the birth certificate, what’s your opinion about Obama’s birthplace now?  (Adlai ~ San Francisco, CA)
A. If the copy that I downloaded is a copy of the document actually provided by Obama, I have some reservations.  There appear to me to be some inconsistencies in the impressions of the typewriter keys on the document.  That having been said, I am not prepared to say it is a fake; I certainly hope not, because that will be the end of Obama.  However, you still have to wonder why he spent millions of dollars in legal fees to keep from showing the certificate and now, about three years down the road from when the issue first arose, coughs it up.  Why? 

Q. Is it true that one of the ideas being floated around by the Democrats is to make retiring military personnel wait until they are 62 before they can get their retirement benefits?  (Paul ~ Redding, CA)
A. Yes.  This is how they shoot themselves in the foot.  You see, when you are about to finish your first hitch and you start thinking about reenlisting, the subject of benefits is really important.  It has been a strong benefit that you start getting your retirement pay as soon as you retire.  If they change this rule, people will be less likely to reenlist and make a career of the service unless you raise their pay.  It just seems to be that, whenever the Republicans start talking about reducing spending, the Democrats start talking about how to screw the military. 

Q. What’s with this game of musical chairs between the Pentagon, CIA and Petraeus?  (Swede ~ Wisconsin Rapids, WI)
A. Defense Secretary Robert Gates has had his fill with Obama, so he’s retiring.  Obama wants Panetta out of CIA, so he’s moving him to Defense.  Now, he steps into dung by taking a brilliant commander, Petraeus, out of the saddle in Afghanistan and Iraq and putting him in a desk job in the CIA.  Obama is so dumb, I sometimes understand why he had deep trouble at Occidental.   

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“House Republicans want to pass a strong border security, illegal immigration bill. We want a bill. There is no ifs, ands or buts about it.” ~ John Boehner

TODAY’S VIDEO: 


Wednesday, April 27, 2011

OBAMA’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE “MISSING?”


“I've been told very recently, Anderson, that the birth certificate is missing,” Donald Trump said in an interview for Anderson Cooper 360. “I’ve been told that it’s not there and it doesn’t exist — and if that’s the case it’s a big problem. I’ve just heard that two days ago from someone — I don’t want to say who.” 

COMMENTS:
Which would probably mean that Obama, or agents working for him, purloined it.  Now, that really begs the question as to where he was actually born, doesn’t it?  That really smells like a very rotten Rezko or Ayers denial, doesn’t it?  Wow, I didn’t expect this turn of events.  Maybe Hillary has it.  

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Obama once said he admires Abe Lincoln.  How would Abe Lincoln have handled the current budget crisis?  (Vince ~ Verdi, NV)
A. By jumping out a window.  Think I’m kidding?  The Illinois legislature was tackling a $3.6 million budget deficit and a state bank there had issued cash beyond its gold and silver reserves.  Lincoln jumped out a second-story window to avoid the fracas.  I never knew he was really a Democrat from Wisconsin.   

Q. Will the U.S. bail out the cities, counties and states that are in deep financial trouble?  (Arlo ~ Mansfield, OH)
A. I’m sure there are those in Congress who want to do that.  Obama would sign such legislation in a heartbeat.  Where are we going to get the money?  We Americans have let our government run astray for far too many decades.  We need to stop this nonsense.  If we close all of the bars in Washington, maybe we can force them to get a grip on the situation.   

Q. When is this country finally going to have its fill of that jackass in the White House?  (Denise ~ Rosewood, IL) 
A.  I know that he made a lot of fuss when he first took office, but I really think that Biden has been minding his P’s and Q’s lately.  I don’t understand your problem. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“I hate women because they always know where things are.” ~ Voltaire

TODAY’S VIDEO: 

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

WAS JFK KILLED BECAUSE OF HIS INTEREST IN UFO’S?


According to a recent NEWSMAX release, a “newly released letter shows that 10 days before his assassination, President John F. Kennedy wrote to the head of the CIA demanding to be shown highly confidential documents about UFOs.”  The crux of the story is that there were many reports of UFO’s over the Soviet Union and Kennedy was afraid they might think it was some secret U.S. technology.  He wanted to be able to say with authenticity that this was not the case.  Evidently, some people are already saying that there really was a JFK conspiracy because of this and that the CIA did him in.  

COMMENTS:
Conspiracy?  We’ll have to ask the man on the grassy knoll. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q.  I can’t help laughing, but it’s not really a laughing matter.  I see that the Taliban dug into a prison in Afghanistan and got about 480 prisoners out; some of them were bad terrorists.  How did that happen?  (Billy ~ Elko, NV)
A.  I guess the guards were so busy trying to catch someone digging their way out of the Sarposa Prison in Kandahar that they never thought someone might dig their way in.  Can you imagine calling all of the prisoners out into the yard for morning exercises and no one shows up?  Ewww!  Someone said they thought it was an inside job, but I think it was an outside job! 

Q.  I don’t know how I feel about having my Smartphone track my every move through GPS.  Could the government use this against me?  (Millie ~ Pocatello, ID)
A.  Unless you set your phone up several years ago to not track you, it’s been able to follow you whenever you dial a call; that’s in case you dial 911 and scream for help, and the authorities will know where to respond to.  If you keep your data feeds turned off except when you are using them, I don’t know that they can track you now unless you make or receive a call.  Stay out of places where you don’t want the government to track you in, such as bordellos and Tea Party meetings. 

Q.  I understand that the Reverend Franklin Graham, Billy Graham’s son, is saying that Obama has a major issue by not producing his birth certificate.  It sounds to me like the call for the facts and for Obama to produce is growing to a crescendo.  What do you think?  (Manny ~ Salinas, CA)
A.  Donald Trump for President; Franklin Graham for Vice-President.  The White House, by the way, is totally ticked off at Graham over his remark.  They launched a diatribe against him yesterday in the daily press briefing.  I am really beginning to wonder why, if he is on the “up and up,” Obama is so thin skinned about it. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.” ~ William Feather

TODAY’S VIDEO: 




Monday, April 25, 2011

ATTEMPTED HIJACKING TO LIBYA

A would-be hijacker aboard an Alitalia Airlines flight from Paris to Rome was subdued after he tried to divert the flight to Libya.  From Kazakhstan, the man brandished nail clippers in the hijacking attempt and appeared confused.    

COMMENTS:
Nail clippers?  He was going to hijack an airliner with nail clippers?  And he wanted to go to Tripoli?  You know, just when you think you’ve heard everything…  Well, I suppose that means we’re going back to being unable to fly with nail clippers in this country.  Pretty soon, we’ll all have extra long nails, just like Howard Hughes.   Too bad we won't have the money to with them. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q.  Do you think there is some form of energy that we have not yet discovered?  (Teresa ~ Idaho Falls, ID)
A.  Yes.  The fact is that no flying saucer has stopped to gas up.  They don’t collect electricity from the power lines.  In order to travel the vast distances of the universe, they need some form of energy that doesn’t take a lot of space or add a lot of weight to their craft.  And, we’ve yet to capture a UFO packed with Wheaties.  Now, this may all sound tongue-in-cheek, but there is some truth to what I say. 

Q.  I am so worried about gas prices, inflation, and the overall state of our economy.  What can I do to protect myself?  (Harry ~ Carmel, CA)
A.  You have every right to be concerned.  The real problem right now appears to be that there is no or little political will in Washington to address the real problems, and I include the Republicans in that statement.  You can buy gold or platinum, but the single best way you can protect yourself is to dig in and find out what is really going on in our country, and why.  A citizenry that is armed with information is the best defense against all adversaries.  A friend also advises me that, if this administration stays in office much longer, a good investment would be canned goods and ammunition. 

Q.  Why is the price of beef so high?  (Carmella ~ Redding, CA)
A.  Because someone is willing to pay it, probably a White House employee who believes in the redistribution of wealth. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.”  ~ Ronald Reagan

TODAY’S VIDEO:



Sunday, April 24, 2011

WORLDWIDE EASTER CELEBRATION IRKS ATHEISTS, LEFT-WINGERS

Today is the annual celebration of Easter, the rising of Christ from the dead.  This is a day that has been celebrated throughout the world for 2,011 years, a day that American atheists and left-wing liberals despise. 

COMMENTS:
May God have mercy on their soulless hides. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. What will happen if Obama gets reelected in November of 2012? (Tim ~ Fall River Mills, CA)
A. According to the Mayan calendar, the wrath of God will descend upon the face of the earth on December 21, 2012.  There will be fires, floods, pestilence, earthquakes, Armageddon.  If you don’t want those things to happen, don’t vote for Obama. 

Q. Why does Obama always, always talk negative about everything?  You never see him on a positive and upbeat note.  (Maria ~ Norwalk, CT)
A. People with unenthusiastic, morose and sinister ideas and people who cannot contribute intelligent conversation to the common good are negatively charged at birth.  They can’t help themselves; it is a compulsive behavior commonly referred to as a “shitty outlook on life.”  He’s vindictive and mean-spirited; he loves the day when he can crush someone, anyone; ask anyone who has countered him.  Even Harry Reid loathes him. 

Q.  Just when I think I’ve heard of everything, I hear a man in Ohio was arrested for barking at a dog.  How can that be?  (Stuart ~ Kenmore, WA)
A.  The police officer was investigating a car crash when he heard the noise and caught the drunken offender barking at a police dog in the officer’s car.  The man’s attorney says his client is protected by the 1st Amendment for Free Speech; the man claims the dog started it.  Hey, a law is a law, and the city has a law against taunting police dogs.  Thank God they didn’t catch the guy barking up the wrong tree. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” ~ Robert Benchley

TODAY’S VIDEO: