Tuesday, February 7, 2012

OBAMA WINS BIRTH CERTIFICATE LEGAL CASE


With little fanfare, President Obama was cleared by a Georgia Administrative Judge to run for President in that state on Friday.  With regard to the challenge that Obama does not have legitimate birth and identification papers, Judge Malihi said he found the evidence "unsatisfactory" and "insufficient to support plaintiffs' allegations."  The matter will now be ruled on by Georgia’s Secretary of State. 

COMMENTS:
Obama has yet to produce a legitimate birth certificate.  His social security number was a fake.  Technically, therefore, Obama does not exist… so don’t worry about it. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Rock star M.I.A. flipped off America during her Superbowl performance.  How do we get even with her?  (Alex ~ Redding, CA)
A. Whistle to someone else's tunes.   

Q. They say gas prices are going up at least 60 cents.  Why?  (Fran ~ Gresham, OR)
A. Well, pardon the pun… they say the threats of oil being cut off in the Strait of Hormuz is the big reason.  But, here we sit like ducks in a pond, with a government that won’t allow more domestic drilling and a President who won’t allow Canada to sell us any more oil; he did refuse their pipeline, you know.  So, what do you think the reason is? 

Q.  Netflix ticked off a lot of customers with its huge price jump last year and its subsequent “take it or leave it” attitude.  Blockbuster snatched a lot of their customers, and now I see that Verizon and Redbox are teaming up to go into direct competition with Netflix.  Netflix stock has been suffering, but they haven’t changed a thing.  What do you think will happen?  (Skip ~ Las Vegas, NV)
A. Well, don’t buy stock in Netflix.  I think, hope and pray that they and their illustrious management will go straight into the tank.  They earned it and they deserve it.    

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“We do not have time for this kind of silliness.” ~ Barack Obama in regards to questions about his birth certificate. 

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