The whole country is heading for storm shelters: two vicious
desperadoes… Big Bad John and Teddy the Termite…are
coming to town, and they mean business. Get
ready to saddle up, fellahs; today’s going to be the big showdown at the Primary
Corral. The only problem, I think, is
that now they’re shooting blanks.
COMMENTS:
Who would ever want to cast a vote for someone who has
already admitted he can’t win?
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. How do you feel about the appeals court decision
suspending Tom Brady for four games?
(Buck ~ Acampo, CA)
A. I’m deflated.
Q. There’s a former Senator, Harris Wofford from Pennsylvania
who is 90 years old and who was married to wife Claire for 48 years, who’s just
announced that he’s getting married again… this time to a 40-year-old male. What’s your response to this story? (Chari ~ Walnut Creek, CA)
A. I just can’t understand why these things keep making the
news. And mum is the word about the two
North Korean satellites that could bring down the United States computer and
electrical grid with an EMP?
Q. So, California is on the verge of passing ten more
gun-control bills? (Tyler ~ Sausalito,
CA)
A. It’s interesting to note that not one of those bills… not one… has any impact whatsoever on
the criminal use of a gun. The agenda is therefore clear, isn’t it?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“We can’t lose.” ~ Ted Cruz, after announcing that he and
Kasich are uniting.
TODAY’S VIDEO:
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