The Russians have issued a stern warning about their recent
buzzing of a destroyer. The warning goes
something like this: “Get your allied NATO forces away from Russian and Ukraine
borders, or we’ll buzz you again and if you try to do anything about it, we
will take all necessary measures and precautions to compensate for any attempts
to use military force.”
COMMENTS:
In other words, Putin put Obama in his place.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I’m really upset that they are changing the picture on
the $10 bill; they’re taking off President Andrew Jackson and adding Harriet
Tubman. Why? (Cagney ~ Lacey, WA)
A. And the runner-up was...
Q. There was a voter scam in New York? (Shorty ~ Olympia, WA)
A. Broken machines, long lines, missing Republican
ballots in Harlem… Radio station WNYC 93.9 FM revealed the city Board of
Elections removed 126,000 Brooklyn Democrats from its rolls. The rest of the
state dealt with pockets of polling stations that were closed or operating with
broken machines. It’s all probably due
to “New York values.”
Q. With all of the flack over the way primaries are run in
this country, do you anticipate changes in the system? (Willie ~ Longview, TX)
A. Sure… right after they find the Ark of the Covenant.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“I do believe that Israel is covenant land. That’s very controversial, but I read the
Bible literally and I believe that God gave them that land, all the way back to
Deuteronomy.” ~ James Dobson
TODAY’S VIDEO:
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