Thursday, April 7, 2016

MIDGET CREATING GIANT PROBLEMS



North Korea’s Kim Jong-Il is back at it again: he’s jamming GPS signals in and around South Korea.  His actions are affecting hundreds of passenger jets, commuters, Uber drivers and commercial fishing boats while raising alarm bells in the Pentagon, multiple defense officials say. 

COMMENTS:
This may sound like a new problem, but they’ve evidently been doing it off and on since 2012.  I guess the sawed-off little runt figures that since he doesn’t know where he is going in life, nobody else should be able to either. 
 
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Someone told me that John Hinckley Jr., the assassin who shot Ronald Reagan, is now out of prison?  How did that happen without the rest of the country hearing about it?  (Samantha ~ Butte, MT)     
A. Technically, he’s still in prison.  But, he is living in a gated estate on a golf course near Williamsburg, Virginia.  Legal beagles first succeeded in loosening restrictions at the mental facility where Hinckley was incarcerated, and on April 17, 2015, Hinckley’s lawyer told the court that “Mr. Hinckley has a Constitutional and statutory right to Convalescent Leave, under the least restrictive conditions consistent with public safety.” The attorney has asked the court to allow Hinckley to live full-time in Kingsmill, and the court’s ruling is expected at any time.  The reason we haven’t known about it is because the government doesn’t want us to. 

Q. Do you really think the GOP might maneuver Paul Ryan into the presidential nominee position?  (Mattie ~ Burbank, CA)
A. Yes, but it won’t make people in Wisconsin happy.  As one of Congress’ most vocal proponents of continuing and expanding large-scale Muslim migration, Ryan has been an outspoken critic of Trump’s plan to temporarily pause Muslim migration. In December, Ryan declared that Trump’s plan to pause immigration “is not conservatism” and “is not what this party stands for. And more importantly, it’s not what this country stands for.” Seven out of ten GOP voters in Wisconsin totally agree with Trump on this issue. 

Q. What is the “Whitewater Indictment,” and what role does it play in Clinton’s candidacy?  (Boris ~ Van Nuys, CA)
A. Way back in the history of Bill and Hillary, they were both involved with the Rose Law Firm in Arkansas.  They had the opportunity to participate in a land deal known as Whitewater, in which fraud was alleged and the mortgage company went bankrupt.  The feds tried to get the Clinton records on the matter, but the files had mysteriously disappeared; the Justice Department was at the time preparing a draft indictment.  Shortly after the statute of limitations expired, the files miraculously appeared in a White House closet.  There is now a movement afoot to make that draft indictment public. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“I was married by a judge.  I should have asked for a jury.” ~ Grouch Marx

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