Monday, July 13, 2015

MEXICAN DRUG LORD ESCAPES MAXIMUM SECURITY



For the second time, Mexico’s most notorious drug cartel leader, Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman Loera, has escaped the maximum security prison known as Altiplano. 

COMMENTS:
He’s probably crossed the border by now and is on his way to a “sanctuary city” near you.   

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. You can have weed on an airline?  (Tamara ~ Danville, CA)
A. On flights within Oregon, yes.  If a passenger is found carrying pot, security agents will alert airport police, who will investigate whether the traveler is of legal age to possess the marijuana and that they are not flying out of state.  First thing you know, the planes will be full of roaches. 

Q. It’s been ages since we’ve heard anything about Benjamin Netanyahu and his stance regarding the Iranian nuclear negotiations.  How come?  (Dar ~ Eugene, OR)
A. There’s an interesting update on BRIETBART.COM.  Evidently, Netanyahu is hot under the collar and under the whole shirt, for that matter.  Even his Kipa is flipping. 

Q. Teenagers can get a sex change operation without their parent’s consent?  (Willow ~ Boise, ID)
A. Yes, in Oregon they can.  A new, 13-member panel called the Health Evidence Review Commission (HERC) recently changed its policy to include cross-sex hormone therapy, puberty-suppressing drugs, and gender-reassignment surgery for people with gender dysphoria. Since the age of medical consent in Oregon is 15, your 15-year-old can decide on his own to become a “her.”  The next question to resolve now is whether or not a trans-sexual can be an Oregon Duck.  Will someone please pour me a good, stiff drink? 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible.  I think it’s in my basement… let me go upstairs and check.” ~ M.C. Escher

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