For the second time, Mexico’s most notorious drug cartel
leader, Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman Loera, has escaped the maximum security
prison known as Altiplano.
COMMENTS:
He’s probably crossed the border by now and is on his way to
a “sanctuary city” near you.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. You can have weed on an airline? (Tamara ~ Danville, CA)
A. On flights within Oregon, yes. If a passenger is found carrying pot,
security agents will alert airport police, who will investigate whether the
traveler is of legal age to possess the marijuana and that they are not flying
out of state. First thing you know, the
planes will be full of roaches.
Q. It’s been ages since we’ve heard anything about Benjamin
Netanyahu and his stance regarding the Iranian nuclear negotiations. How come?
(Dar ~ Eugene, OR)
A. There’s an interesting update on BRIETBART.COM.
Evidently, Netanyahu is
hot under the collar and under the whole shirt, for that matter. Even his Kipa is flipping.
Q. Teenagers can get a sex change operation without their
parent’s consent? (Willow ~ Boise, ID)
A. Yes, in Oregon they can.
A new, 13-member panel called the Health
Evidence Review Commission (HERC) recently changed its policy to include
cross-sex hormone therapy, puberty-suppressing drugs, and gender-reassignment
surgery for people with gender dysphoria. Since the age of medical consent in
Oregon is 15, your 15-year-old can decide on his own to become a “her.” The next question to resolve now is whether
or not a trans-sexual can be an Oregon Duck.
Will someone please pour me a good, stiff drink?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the
impossible. I think it’s in my basement…
let me go upstairs and check.” ~ M.C. Escher
TODAY’S VIDEO:
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