Tuesday, July 21, 2015

BOOM, BOOM TA BOOM!



A series of explained underground explosions in Toledo, Ohio largest cities has authorities and residents completely baffled.  The most recent boom occurred Tuesday afternoon of last week, the fifth such occurrence in just one month. 

COMMENTS:
It’s probably the devil in hell, banging his head against the walls because he’s being outdone by Barack Obama.    

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. How do you think we should deal with the continuing illegal border crossings and drug trafficking from Mexico?  (Leonora ~ Colfax, CA)
A. I would invade Mexico, kick out the corrupt government and police, and then declare the country to be the 51st state of the United States.  Then I’d install Donald Trump and John McCain to be the co-Governors.  But, then… I’m just that kind of guy.  Aren’t you glad you asked?   

Q. Now that the Iranian nuclear “deal” has been approved by the United Nations, doesn’t that make it official regardless of what Congress does?  (Nance ~ Bernalillo, NM)
A. Regardless of what Obama would tell you, the U.N. does not rule the United States.  Nevertheless, I look for the Republicans to fold on this issue like an accordion.  They’ve become a whole lot of talk and little action.  We had great hopes after the 2014 elections and those hopes have fizzled faster than a bottle of French tonic water. 

Q. Do I understand the EPA is now trying to ban automatic dishwashers?  (Seth ~ Livermore, CA)
A. Actually, this time it’s the Department of Energy for a change.  They want to limit the number of gallons of water a dishwasher can use to 3.1.  Now, I can just see a load of restaurant dishes going into the machine and getting washed with only three gallons, can’t you?  On top of that, we common folks will just run the cycle twice, thereby using MORE water.   First thing you know, we’ll all be coming down with dysentery and we’ll be using six times the water in our commodes plus the sewer plants will be overloaded, so to speak.    

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.” ~ W.C. Fields

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