With data usage soaring, AT&T has decided to take
advantage of the situation by raising its prices for data usage by Smart Phones
and tablets next week. The increase
amounts to a 25% hike in fees.
COMMENTS:
I wish a thousand poxes on those greedy bastards. May they suffer the same fate as Netflix and
Kodak.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. The Democrats who made a lot of noise about standing
behind the “occupy” movements are now walking away from them. Why?
(Leslie ~ Las Vegas, NV)
A. Because the public is fed up with the occupiers, because
they are dirty physically and orally, and because they advocate violence. The Democrats want to get reelected, and rather than straightening up their own acts, they figure that ditching the occupiers will cinch another term for them.
Q. I understand they found evidence that astrology was
practiced at least 2,000 years ago. What
was it? (Tara ~ Hollywood, CA)
A. An astrologer's board, engraved with zodiac signs and
used to determine a person's horoscope.
It was found in Croatia, next to a phallic symbol and thousands of
ancient drinking vessels. Really. Really, I’m telling the truth here and I’m
not being sarcastic. I swear to
God.
Q. I learned in high school that they adjust the world’s atomic clocks by one second every so often to keep clocks in sync with the earth’s movement. Now they are talking about abandoning the practice. Why? (Carl ~ Palo Alto, CA)
A. Because it’s become a pain in the rear to change all of
the world’s computers. Here’s a case
where technology has outdone itself. But there’s a legal problem, as I see
it. People, AT&T employees in particular, could end up reporting to
work a second late and being docked for it.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Everything happens to everybody sooner or
later if there is time enough.” ~ George Bernard
Shaw
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