SO... THAT'S WHERE SCHIFF CAME FROM?

Nearly 1 million "cannibal" ants have been found trapped in an abandoned Soviet-era bunker in Poland, once used to store nuclear weapons. The insane insects, which have been trapped "for years," have resorted to eating the corpses of their dead brethren to survive. Therefore, they must be Democrats.

Reports from usually reliable sources are that they are all highly radioactive and bear a striking resemblance to Adam Schiff.  

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Now that she's been out campaigning for him, will Bernie Sanders pick Ilhan Omar as his running mate?

There's no truth to the rumor that Arby's is changing its name to Barfy's.

A whole lot of pundits are clucking that Democrats will rue the day they started their "impeachment inquiry."  Don't bank on it... first, we all have to get out there and vote.

I was just informed that the horse Pocahontas rides in on every morning is named El Toro PuPu.

There's nothing we can do about the Mexican cartel that massacred nine Americans.  Mexico is a sanctuary country. 

Mitch McConnell, who has been insisting that any impeachment resolution reaching the Senate would be voted down, is now saying... “I will say I’m pretty sure how it’s likely to end."  Sounds to me like he's already starting to waffle.

Why... Just why would E.U. Ambassador Gordon Sondland testify under oath, allow depositions recording his testimony to come out, and then suddenly ask to have his testimony changed?  The time to change his testimony was when he was allowed to review his deposition for accuracy... not after it was released to the public. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Deception is everywhere." ~ James Sanborn