PELOSI'S WINGS GET CLIPPED

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and a Congressional Committee were about to board an Air Force jet when they were informed that President Trump had canceled their trip.   “Due to the Shutdown, I am sorry to inform you that your trip to Brussels, Egypt, and Afghanistan has been postponed. We will reschedule this seven-day excursion when the Shutdown is over. In light of the 800,000 great American workers not receiving pay, I am sure you would agree that postponing this public relations event is totally appropriate,” Trump wrote.

I can imagine that three or four cases of toilet tissue were immediately delivered to the scene.

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Four freshmen congresswomen, including New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, chased Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell around the Capitol Wednesday in hopes of hand-delivering a letter aimed at persuading him to take up legislation to reopen the government.  “He seems to be running away from us,” Cortez whined.  As of writing this post, it is not known whether or not she and her left-wing, nutcase friends ever did catch up with McConnell.  My guess is that he thought all of the rambunctious cooing was coming from pigeons.

Two future Democrats, one 17 and one 18, were arrested in Texas for making a false police report.  They had reported they sold an item online and when the buyers showed up, they stole the item.  As it turns out, the "item" was pot.  

Someone is running around and selling "mini-pigs" as pets.  The "mini-pigs" quickly grow into 200+ pound real pigs and subsequently get dropped off at animal shelters.  My guess is that they'll make a law against that long before they build a border wall. 

They've found rain on Titan, Saturn's moon.  Now, they're saying this could be evidence of other life in our solar system.  Wouldn't it be something if there was actually an ancient God named Titan?  That is Chuck Schumer's middle name, you know. 

Does anyone know: where is Jeff Sessions?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"When President Trump canceled Nancy Pelosi's military flight, she hollered: 'Do you know who I am?' And the Sergeant at the gate got on his cell phone and asked headquarters for help: 'There's some old lady here who doesn't know who she is.'" ~ The Unknown Scribbler