ONE NAVY COMMANDER AND TEN HOOKERS

A U.S. Navy submarine commander has been demoted after admitting to paying for female prostitutes while stationed in the Philippines.  He allegedly ordered 10 women up to his hotel suite.  From my perspective, any man who can handle ten girls in the sack should be promoted to Chief of Staff.

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If there is any Democrat out there who is not running for president in 2020, please raise your hand.
 
Scientists have said alien life may exist on a giant super-Earth some 30 trillion miles away.  The out-of-this-world planet has been named after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who is also far out in space. 

A 6-year-old boy has been found carrying a gun onto a school campus.  He should be ashamed of himself; any responsible gun owner knows that it's against the law to carry a gun onto a school campus.  I wonder if he had a concealed carry permit?  Well, if he was an illegal alien, nothing will come of it.

Democrats gave the nation a huge "up yours" when they left 350 million Americans at the mercy of drug cartels and illegal aliens while they vacationed in the Caribbean.

There are whispers about it already in the media: The nation could have its first Muslim president by 2030. 

Since Beto O'Rourke broadcast his teeth cleaning at his dentist's office, Joe Biden may be thinking about inviting the TV cameras in for his colonoscopy...

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The next Supreme Court Justice should be an illegal immigrant." ~ Maxine Waters... A Democrat