Abu Mohammed al-Adnani, in a 9-minute audio recording
released Monday, praised recent attacks in Australia, Belgium and France and called
on Muslims living in Western countries to carry out more attacks, saying any
loyalist who has the opportunity to “shed a drop of blood” should do so.
COMMENTS:
It’s all a figment of our imagination; neither I.S.I.S. nor Al Qaeda exists. Fear not: The Omnipotent One has everything
under control. He’s so cool.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I see that Obama is going to adjust the amount of
reimbursement to doctors based on the quality of service they render. Somehow, I think that is going to drive the
cost of healthcare up even further.
(Soledad ~ Tucson, AZ)
A. If they drop the payment to a doctor, I suspect the doctor
is in turn going to bill you for the difference and you will be legally
responsible to pay for it. And the
imposition of such a rule on the doctor is going to make him less inclined to
take Medicare patients. On the other
hand, if I as a patient get lousy or substandard service from a provider, my
option is easy: go to a different doctor.
Lame-brained stupidity in government has finally trickled all of the way
down out of the White House.
Q. How did you think the Iowa speeches went over the
weekend? (Carla ~ Santa Rosa, CA)
A. Frankly, I don’t give a damn. It’s not that I don’t like Iowans; it’s that
I am so sick of politics, I could just puke.
I’m tired of the lies, the broken promises, the failure to respond
proactively to American wishes and needs, and the flagrant disregard for the
fundamental principles upon which this country was founded. Right now, I’d rather take a cereal bath with
what’s- her- face than to listen to politics.
Q. Did Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke really tell Al
Sharpton to “Go back into the gutter?”
(Thomas ~ Roswell, NM)
A. Yes. I think Obama
is going to cut off federal funding for Clark’s patrol cars. Ewww… how does a black accuse a black of
racism?
TODAY’S QUOTE: (Lie of the year)
“Enrolling in the Medicare Prescription Drug Program will be
a great savings for most senior citizens.” ~ Paul Gillmor
TODAY’S VIDEO: (Let’s NOT go sailing…)
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