WHITE HOUSE SEWER STILL BACKED UP

To a man and a woman, everyone at the White House is cowering when Hussein walks by; he’s still in a livid furor over the forthcoming visit of Netanyahu to Congress. 

COMMENTS:

Boehner obviously knew that if he went to the White House in advance and let them know he was going to invite Netanyahu, Hussein would find a way to scuttle it; he doesn’t want Members of Congress to ever be in possession of the actual facts as to what the status is in Iran because, if they knew, they might scuttle Hussein’s “talks.”  So, after the fact, he’s doing everything he can to damage or destroy the speech; he’s already succeeded in changing the scope from being a discovery mission as to what the facts are, to being a deliberate embarrassment to the White House. 

Well, I have a deal of my own to make: If Hussein apologizes to Congress for every time he went around them over the last six years, Boehner and company will apologize to Hussein for going around the White House…once.  Needless to say, I’m not worried about the prez taking me up on the offer. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. What do you think about Romney dropping out?  (Ruby ~ Ogden, UT)

A. Bye-bye now.  Don’t count him out yet; the announcement does give him the luxury of watching to see what develops and jumping in later.  However, if he is sincere about not running, I’m glad to hear it; I don’t think he has what it takes to deal with Clinton any more than he had what it takes to deal with Obama.  He’s a nice guy, alright, but nice guys finish last.  If he does run and gets the nomination, I’ll not vote for a president for the very first time in my life; I’d rather vote for Michael Mealy-Mouthed Moore.

Q. How do you feel about the Koch brothers earmarking almost $900 million to support Republican candidates in 2016?  (Phillip ~ Goleta, CA)

A. Thank God someone is around to counter Soros.  I could give them some good ideas on who to back, and I’ll only charge a 1% commission. 

Q. I can’t believe my ears, that Obama actually issued an Executive Order abolishing Congress?  Has he gone berserk?  (Tammy ~ Santa Fe, NM)

A. No, he hasn’t gone berserk; he was already a nut cake.  Read this, all of the way to the end: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dorian-de-wind/obama-issues-executive-or_b_6573644.html

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”  ~ Mark Twain

TODAY’S VIDEO:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4022710757001/kucinich-offers-insight-on-uncovered-pentagon-qaddafi-tapes/?playlist_id=2114913880001#sp=show-clips

BIDEN TO CHANGE BILL OF RIGHTS

Vice President Joe Biden has determined the passing of ObamaCare has made it clear that every American has the “right” to health care.  There is currently no provision in the Constitution or in the text of the Obamacare bill that refers to health care as a “right.” Nor are any other necessities such as food, water, shelter and clothing “rights” under any federal law or constitutional provision. 

COMMENTS:

Not that I would want to deny anyone appropriate healthcare, but... We must assume Biden intends to change the Constitution.  Only Biden can do it; Obama’s position is that there is simply no Constitution to be amended.  All I know is that the price of toilet tissue is going up. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. Why is the Pentagon sitting on the Bergdahl matter?  (Josephine ~ Solvang, CA)

A. Because Obama doesn’t want anything to get in the way of his third term.  That may sound flip, but there’s probably some truth to it.  It’s like Fast & Furious, Benghazi, the I.R.S. scandal and so forth… to Obama it’s none of our business why he does what he does.  If you really want to know the answer, contact the Reverend Jeremiah Wright. 

Q. Jeb Bush says that it is time the country started having “adult conversations.”  Just what does he mean by that sarcastic comment?  (Judy ~ Provo, UT)

A. It means the country has to move beyond being fixated upon the childish rants and games our president is playing and to start paying attention to the things that really do matter.  Unfortunately for Obama, that will mean the country is going to have to quit letting him be the center of our lives. 

Q. The Santa Barbara News-Press published a story that is getting a lot of heat from liberals and Mexican activists.  What was it about?  (Jed ~ Phoenix, AZ)

A. It was the headline that ticked them all off:  “ILLEGALS LINE UP FOR DRIVER’S LICENSES.”  You see, there is this new rule: You are prohibited in this country from telling it like it is.  You can no longer call terrorists “terrorists.”  You cannot use the terminology “Radical Islamist.”  You cannot call illegal aliens “illegals.”  "Executive Orders" shall henceforth be known as "Royal Decrees."  I suppose that also means you can’t call left-wing liberal zombies “dip shits,” either? 

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.” ~ Aristotle

(TODAY’S VIDEO: (The Obamacrats are having a convention)

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4020940279001/millions-of-tiny-red-crabs-swarm-christmas-island/?playlist_id=2114913880001#sp=show-clips

GUN RANGE OWNER BANS MUSLIMS

Outrage and lawsuits await Jan Morgan of Hot Springs, Arkansas after she made her gun range off-limits to Muslims.  Morgan, who claims keeping Muslims out of her Gun Cave Indoor Firing Range is a matter of public safety and not a constitutional issue, says she made the decision in September after two customers she deemed suspicious visited. She said their furtive behavior and cellphone ringtones of “Allahu Akhbar” prompted her to revise her range’s policies. 

COMMENTS:

I agree with and commend her.  Remember how AFTER 9/11, the government reluctantly decided to essentially ban Muslims from taking flying lessons?  “Well,” you might argue, “Just because they’re Muslims doesn’t mean they’re going to use their guns to kill American infidels.”  That’s a good argument, to which I respond, “Just because a guy has serious mental issues and makes threats to kill people doesn’t mean he’s going to use a gun to kill someone, so how can you justifiably deny him a permit?”  I think all Americans need to get into survival mode… overnight. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. Do you think all of the flak over the Patriots deflated balls is going to change anything for Sunday’s game with Seattle?  (Jimmy ~ Portland, OR)

A. Not at all; the Hawks will still win anyway... they play with 12-man teams.  

Q. With the story of the drone that landed on the White House lawn, I started to wonder why the movie and television studios don’t start using drones to film some of their stories.  (Burk ~ Reno, NV)

A. They already are.  It is less costly by far and much less dangerous to use drones as opposed to helicopters or cranes.  They’re also using drones to provide security for parades and large gatherings.  I think private investigators are going to use them also; as opposed to bugging motel and hotel rooms for suspicious spouses checking on their husbands or wives, they’ll use drones.  If discovered, you can’t just rip a drone off the wall or out of the telephone…. You’ll have to chase it out the window. 

Q. What do you think of Al Gore’s idea for the atmosphere, to spend $90 trillion to ban cars in every city of the world?  (Sissy ~ Olympia, WA)

A. And good old Al wants to go into the junkyard business….

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.” ~ Jeff Foxworthy

TODAY’S VIDEO:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4017120452001/illegal-immigrant-gunned-down-clerk-for-smokes/?playlist_id=2114913880001#sp=show-clips

ANOTHER LOOMING FINANCIAL CRISIS?

Federally guaranteed mortgages are now nearly as risky as they were before the 2007-08 financial crisis, but government agencies are taking few steps to insulate themselves against potential defaults.

COMMENTS:

That and a stalling economy have set us up for another financial crash and it will be much worse than the last one.  Obama is hoping and praying he can hold out until 2016 before it happens, so he can blame the next Bush. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. Can you weigh in on Michael Moore’s recent comments about Jesus and AMERICAN SNIPER?  (Grant ~ Evergreen, CO)

A. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.  Don’t sweat the small stuff; just try not to be near the Pearly Gates when Moore shows up for admission. 

Q. Outgoing Defense Secretary Walter Hagel says the Gitmo detainees are there for a reason.  Obviously, he disagrees with Obama’s promise to release the prisoners and close it down?  (Wolf ~ Dallas, TX) 

A. Who doesn’t?  It doesn’t matter what Hagel thinks; he’s not the High Potentate in the U.S. 

Q. You have many times referred to Barack Hussein Obama as “Hussein.”  That is disrespectful and you should be ashamed of yourself.  (Sheila ~ Lake Forest Park, WA)

A. I’m not.  So there. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.” ~Benjamin Franklin

TODAY’S VIDEO:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4015771169001/new-fears-for-economy-amid-batch-of-weak-earnings-data/?playlist_id=2114913880001#sp=show-clips

I.S.I.S. CALLS ON ALL MUSLIMS TO COMMIT TERRORISM

Abu Mohammed al-Adnani, in a 9-minute audio recording released Monday, praised recent attacks in Australia, Belgium and France and called on Muslims living in Western countries to carry out more attacks, saying any loyalist who has the opportunity to “shed a drop of blood” should do so. 

COMMENTS:

It’s all a figment of our imagination; neither I.S.I.S. nor Al Qaeda exists.  Fear not: The Omnipotent One has everything under control.  He’s so cool. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. I see that Obama is going to adjust the amount of reimbursement to doctors based on the quality of service they render.  Somehow, I think that is going to drive the cost of healthcare up even further.  (Soledad ~ Tucson, AZ)

A. If they drop the payment to a doctor, I suspect the doctor is in turn going to bill you for the difference and you will be legally responsible to pay for it.  And the imposition of such a rule on the doctor is going to make him less inclined to take Medicare patients.  On the other hand, if I as a patient get lousy or substandard service from a provider, my option is easy: go to a different doctor.  Lame-brained stupidity in government has finally trickled all of the way down out of the White House. 

Q. How did you think the Iowa speeches went over the weekend?  (Carla ~ Santa Rosa, CA)

A. Frankly, I don’t give a damn.  It’s not that I don’t like Iowans; it’s that I am so sick of politics, I could just puke.  I’m tired of the lies, the broken promises, the failure to respond proactively to American wishes and needs, and the flagrant disregard for the fundamental principles upon which this country was founded.  Right now, I’d rather take a cereal bath with what’s- her- face than to listen to politics. 

Q. Did Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke really tell Al Sharpton to “Go back into the gutter?”  (Thomas ~ Roswell, NM)

A. Yes.  I think Obama is going to cut off federal funding for Clark’s patrol cars.  Ewww… how does a black accuse a black of racism? 

TODAY’S QUOTE: (Lie of the year)

“Enrolling in the Medicare Prescription Drug Program will be a great savings for most senior citizens.” ~ Paul Gillmor

TODAY’S VIDEO: (Let’s NOT go sailing…)

http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/video/couple-missing-carnival-cruise-ship-19147316