Wednesday, March 26, 2014

MYSTERY WOMAN INVOLVED IN MALAYSIAN FLIGHT 370



Britain’s DAILY MAIL has reported that a woman who purchased a pre-paid phone using a false identity called the pilot of the missing Malaysian 777 just before flight time.  In Malaysia, all persons purchasing pre-paid cellular service must complete paperwork including provision of their identification.  When police tried to locate the person who called the pilot of the ill-fated flight, they instead arrived at a store that sells SIM cards in Kuala Lumpur. They learned it had been “very recently” purchased by an individual who gave a woman’s name, but was later discovered to have been using a false identity. 

COMMENTS:
Every day the plot thickens.  Anyone who thinks this flight was just some mishap that sent the plane flying off into the Indian Ocean needs to have his tree examined.  There’s more mystery here than in any Hitchcock or Steven King novel. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Why do conservatives hate Obama with such vindictiveness?  (Hilda ~ San Francisco, CA)
A. We don’t hate Obama; we detest him.  He’s by far the worst President in American history and has damaged our nation so extensively that I doubt it can ever be fully repaired.  He refuses to obey laws and conducts himself very much like a communist dictator. 

Q. Just how much has Obama spent trying to get signups for ObamaCare?  (Mick ~ Everett, WA)
A. $684 million and climbing.  They claim 5 million signups, which is pure bull.  That’s $137 per signup.  I claim they signed up 4 million maximum, 3 million of which have made a premium payment. 6.7 million people lost insurance due to ObamaCare, meaning we spent $684 million in order to reduce the number of those insured by 3.7 million. The predicted cost to the taxpayers for Obama Care was $900 billion over ten years; that’s now adjusted to $2.9 trillion.  That’s just in tax revenues; then add on the increase in premiums and decrease in benefits!

Q. Do you think Anthony Weiner will try another comeback?  (Reynaldo ~ Orem, UT)
A. He just took a job writing for BUSINESS INSIDER.  I can’t resist… “Business Inside Her?”  Believe it or not, his column is going to simply be called, “Weiner.”  I presume he’s going to be targeting the ladies in the audience. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.” ~ Josh Billings

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