She’s got tongues waggin’ from the Pit River in Northern California all of the way to Wasilla and Tampa. Not only did she announce that she’s not gonna’ run for Alaska Governor in 2010, but she also said she’s not going to finish this term. Every politician in the country, bar none, has been shakin’ his or her (or combinations thereof) head in wonderment. Is she stupid, or what?
COMMENT:
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and everyone’s been pluckin' at her since the moment John McCain picked her as is running mate. But, make no bones about this lady… She will be back, and I don’t think she’s going to take any prisoners when she gets here. The scumball David Lettermans of the world should start packin’ their crocodile suitcases right now.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. I just moved to Burney from Kentucky and I understand that they are going to put windmills up on Mt. Hatchet. Don’t we have enough wind here already? (Ginger - Burney, CA)
A. Ginger, haven’t you ever heard of Global Warming? The windmills will keep us cool, chick, cool. And, you’ll be interested to know that most folks around here are against those windmills, which is why we get to have them. Isn’t that great?
Q. I hear that, once you drop off the unemployment roles you are no longer counted as being unemployed. If that’s the case then, when we reach the point where no one is working, the unemployment percentage rate will be 0%. Could we then use the savings on unemployment benefits to pay for the new Health Care Plan? (Buster - Winnetonka, MN)
A. Are you in Congress?
Q. Is it true that Barbara Boxer chewed out a General for calling her “ma’am?” (Al - Arlington, TX)
A. Yes. She thinks that being called ma’am is derogatory and that being called “Senator” is not.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.” - Ronald Reagan
TODAY'S VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=OczJgGAzvp4
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