OVER 12,000 LAPTOPS LOST OR STOLEN AT U.S. AIRPORTS EVERY WEEK

Over 1,200 laptops going through Los Angeles International Airport alone go missing, (lost or stolen), every week. The greatest percentage of problems occurs when passengers take their laptops out of their bags for the screening process, and forget to retrieve them.

COMMENTS:
Don’t those people realize how silly they look, walking around without any laptops? Where do they put their coffee and doughnuts?

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. Where can you get the best value meal in Burney, California? (Dixie – Fall River Mills, CA)
A. Second Sunday every month, 9:30 AM to 11:30 AM, American Legion Post 441 puts on a breakfast feed at the VFW Hall in Burney. $4.00 will get you fruit, a filling breakfast and coffee, not to mention good company.

Q. What causes earthquakes? (Buford – Kanab, UT)
A. That’s when you get too many fat people on one side of a mountain.

Q. What does “copyright” mean? (Eunice – Paducah, KY)
A. When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy.
If you write religious services you write rite, and have the right to copyright the rite you write. Very conservative people write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write.
A right wing cleric would write right rite, and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright can be right.
Should Jim Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. Duplicating that rite would mean you copy Wright's right rite, and violate copyright, which Wright would have the right to right.

Right?

TODAY’S QUOTE: “A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned--- This is the sum of good government.” - Thomas Jefferson

TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IzNPEGWNos&feature=topvideos