South Korea reported that North Korea fired off seven missiles on July 4th in outright and arrogant defiance of U.N. Sanctions. The missiles went into the ocean between the Korean Peninsula and Japan.
COMMENTS
That short, sawed off little grunt obviously suffers from erectile dysfunction.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. Is it true that California is going to fall off into the ocean? (Philip – Reno, NV)
A. Look at it this way… That state is buried under such a huge mountain of debt right now that, if they get just one more dollar in the hole, the weight of that bill alone when added to the stack… just might do it. Of course, if Arnie would part with a few of his dollars, he could probably bail them out.
Q. Why are the North Koreans mad at us? (Kym – Toledo, OH)
A. Because they’re about the only nation left in the world that President Obama hasn’t apologized to.
Q. Is it true that there is a law against tying your alligator to a fire hydrant? (Billy – Albany, OR)
A. Yes, in downtown Detroit, Michigan. And, you can’t walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head, either.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.” Will Rogers
TODAY’S VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIHZDo9NBMk
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