Tens of millions of Americans, estimated to be the largest television audience in history, watched and paid tribute to the ”King of Pop” during a memorial service held at Staples Field. It is estimated that over 10,000 members of the press and broadcast media alone were in Los Angeles to cover the event.
COMMENTS:
The reason so many people were watching the events unfold was that every damned television network in the world was covering it; there was virtually nothing else anyone could watch and the big news of the day therefore went uncovered: four major pharmacies near Jackson's Los Angeles home have announced they are going out of business.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. I just found out a really bad story. My boyfriend got caught having sex with his teacher. The teacher has been arrested and charged with having sex with a minor. This is really disturbing bad news to me and is causing big problems between me and my boyfriend. What he doesn’t know is that I was having sex with that teacher, too, and my feelings of guilt are destroying my sex with my boyfriend. What should I do? (Larry – Little Rock, AR)
A. I’m not going to touch this one with a ten-foot pole.
Q. There’s this theory going around that alien beings have landed and are already among us. (Alice – Topeka, KS)
A. That’s true. They’ve taken up residency at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.
Q. Now that Michael Jackson has died, what will they do with Never Never Land? (Skylo – Knoxville, TN)
A. The very first thing they are going to do is clean the sheets.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Walk softly and keep a stiff upper chin.” - Unknown Scribbler
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHnRIn74Ag&feature=topvideos
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