President Barrrrrraaawck Obama was on the pitcher’s mound last week to throw the first ball in the All Star Game, and he was wearing a pair of “less-than-designer” jeans. The fashion gaffe stirred up so much flap that all of his critics came out of the woodwork and his jeans became the headline of today.
COMMENTS:
Do you suppose he’d do us all a favor and wear a copy of his Health Care Reform Bill to the next game? Cap and Trade? Stimulus? List of Czars?
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. So, why did Obama wear those jeans to the ballgame, anyway? (Casey – St. Louis, MO)
A. Because Michelle thought he’d look more stupid in his underwear.
Q. Ben Bernanke says that unemployment could undercut the economy. (Sally – Tempe, AZ)
A. No shit, Dick Tracy.
Q. What is a solar eclipse? (Esteban – Helena, MT)
A. That’s a very hot Mitsubishi.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Ya gotta go spend money to keep from going bankrupt.” – Vice President Joe Biden
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.guzer.com/videos/cool-bartender-tricks.php
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