Wednesday, July 22, 2009

OBAMA DEFENDS “MOM” JEANS

President Barrrrrraaawck Obama was on the pitcher’s mound last week to throw the first ball in the All Star Game, and he was wearing a pair of “less-than-designer” jeans. The fashion gaffe stirred up so much flap that all of his critics came out of the woodwork and his jeans became the headline of today.

COMMENTS:
Do you suppose he’d do us all a favor and wear a copy of his Health Care Reform Bill to the next game? Cap and Trade? Stimulus? List of Czars?

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. So, why did Obama wear those jeans to the ballgame, anyway?
(Casey – St. Louis, MO)
A. Because Michelle thought he’d look more stupid in his underwear.

Q. Ben Bernanke says that unemployment could undercut the economy. (Sally – Tempe, AZ)
A. No shit, Dick Tracy.

Q. What is a solar eclipse?
(Esteban – Helena, MT)
A. That’s a very hot Mitsubishi.

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Ya gotta go spend money to keep from going bankrupt.”
Vice President Joe Biden

TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.guzer.com/videos/cool-bartender-tricks.php


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