A huge, dark, gooey floating mass in the Arctic Ocean has been identified. It was fibrous and hairy and scary, but test results have identified it as an enormously large miles-long bloom of algae.
COMMENTS:
Thank God that’s all it was. I thought for a moment that maybe Nancy Pelosi had laid another bad egg.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Is it true that the new Health Care provides for Federal-paid abortions? (Brittany – Gilbert, AZ)
A. Yes and no. There s a loophole in the proposal that would allow for Federally-funded abortions and there was a request by several Congressmen to have the loophole closed, but the authors refused, saying that they would deal with the Christians and Jews later.
Q. Is it true that there are many Members of Congress who have flat-out refused to read the new Health Care Bill before they vote on it? (Hyram – Bronx, NY)
A. It goes further than that. A group has asked Members of Congress to both sign a pledge not to vote until they have read it and also to give the American taxpayers at least 72 hours to read it before the vote. As of yesterday morning, less than 70 out of almost 600 agreed to sign on.
Q. What’s the skinny about the Apollo 11 moon landing being faked? (Janet – Lexington, OH)
A. If you watched any of the recent footage on the subject, you would be tempted to say that it had to be a fake. The problem is that the astronauts brought back rocks that were definitely from out of this world. And, who knows: Maybe Nancy Pelosi was hatched underneath one of them?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Ronald Reagan
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMUgNg7aD8M&feature=player_embedded
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