Despite telling the country that there is no way they will have a Health Bill before Summer Recess, House Democrats pushed a compromise health overhaul yesterday, actively seeking success on President Obama's top domestic priority before the recess begins.
"We've got to pass the bill. Not only do we have to, but we're going to," said Rep. Henry Waxman, D-Calif., chairman of the Energy and Commerce Committee.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid told reporters during the day that August deadlines were a product of the media, rather than lawmakers or the White House.
COMMENTS:
The spin, the lies, the deception that have become a daily product of Washington have convinced America that we can’t afford to believe one damned word any of those two-faced, numbskull notwits has to say.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. What do you think about Obama having a beer with Crowley and Gates? (Arland – Willard, UT)
A. The only reason Obama decided to have the beer yesterday is because the tax on beer is going up tomorrow.
Q. Why did Obama have a Samuel Adams Light beer instead of a Corona? (Alicia – Yuma, AZ)
A. Because he’s allergic to salt and lime.
Q. I hear they finally have a vaccine against swine flu. Who will be the first ones to get the shots? (Dawna – Lake Oswego, NY)
A. You probably think I’m kidding when I say this. I always tell the truth. Really. The President, Vice President and Members of Congress are consistently at the top of the list when it comes to preventive medicine. Don’t you wish you had that health plan?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Frankly, I'm fed up with politicians in Washington lecturing the rest of us about family values. Our families have values. But our government doesn’t.” Bill Clinton speaking at Democratic National Convention, July 16, 1992
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://growingbolder.com/media/technology/vehicles/romancing-the-road-259598.html
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
NORTH KOREA SEIZES SOUTH KOREAN FISHING BOAT
“North Korea seized a South Korean fishing boat early Thursday after it accidentally crossed the countries' sea border, a news report said. “Yonhap news agency quoted a Defense Ministry official as saying that the incident took place at about 6:30 a.m. (2130 GMT Wednesday) in the East Sea and that four people were on board the South Korean boat. “He said that the boat's satellite navigation system appeared to have malfunctioned and that a North Korean patrol boat took the ship into custody. Yonhap said the official spoke on condition of anonymity.”
COMMENTS:
Every minute of every day, we edge closer to World War III.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Just why can’t we insure everybody, regardless of the cost? (Reuben – Moscow, ID)
A. As soon as we complete the current transition from capitalism and democracy to Marxist socialism, the cost will be the least of our worries.
Q. Why don’t you like Obama?” (Sophie, Montgomery, AL)
A. I dislike anybody who seeks to destroy who we are and where we are going.
Q. I read a report in the local newspaper that a Burney caller reported his 21-year-old stepdaughter was throwing food around their residence and acting violent. Why does that make the news? (Candace - Bullhead City, AZ)
A. Because no one involved knows how to play cribbage.
TODAY’S QUOTE: “Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.” - Dwight D. Eisenhower
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/229639/july-28-2009/arianna-huffington
COMMENTS:
Every minute of every day, we edge closer to World War III.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Just why can’t we insure everybody, regardless of the cost? (Reuben – Moscow, ID)
A. As soon as we complete the current transition from capitalism and democracy to Marxist socialism, the cost will be the least of our worries.
Q. Why don’t you like Obama?” (Sophie, Montgomery, AL)
A. I dislike anybody who seeks to destroy who we are and where we are going.
Q. I read a report in the local newspaper that a Burney caller reported his 21-year-old stepdaughter was throwing food around their residence and acting violent. Why does that make the news? (Candace - Bullhead City, AZ)
A. Because no one involved knows how to play cribbage.
TODAY’S QUOTE: “Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.” - Dwight D. Eisenhower
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/229639/july-28-2009/arianna-huffington
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
HOME-GROWN TERRORISM REARS ITS UGLY HEAD
Seven men have been arrested in South Carolina in connection with a plot to conduct terrorist activities abroad and, perhaps, in the United States. At least one of those arrested has evidently taken terrorist training in Afghanistan and Pakistan. The group had accumulated a significant amount of firearms and explosives, according to news reports.
COMMENTS:
See the blog post of July 25th. My guess is that this is only the tip of the iceberg. I have reason to believe that dozens of similar “cells” already exist in the United States, and that the odds of such a “cell” being within 100 miles of where you live are about 80%. We need to be aware of the “enemy within,” and to be constantly aware of the possibility of such activities going on right under our noses. If we see unusual activities, we need to promptly report them to law enforcement officials. These activities underscore the real need for American citizens to have the right to bear arms.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I heard something on the news about there being a move on to get rid of hot dogs. Can that be true? (Cathi – Rochester, MN)
A. Yes. Due to global warming, the ASPCA is recommending that you air condition your dog house or that you allow your dog to camp out in your refrigerator next to your husband. Also, the Cancer Project, a non-profit group, is suing to demand that warning labels be placed on hot dogs, bacon, and other processed meats to the effect that eating them increases your risk of cancer. Let’s see, now…. Back in the cave days, they ate their meat raw and unprocessed and people lived to be in their 30’s. Today, we eat processed meats and live into our 80’s. Sure sounds to me like they are on to something.
Q. They were going to have the Government Health Care Plan passed by Friday, then decided to wait until September, and now they’re on a Chinese fire drill to get it done by Friday again. Why the rush? (Doyle – Fairfax, VA)
A. Whenever there’s a huge amount of pressure to rush something through, you can safely bet your last dollar that Congress is up to no good. That seems to be the case, because the orders have been given to get it passed by Friday…”or else.” Nancy Pelosi has issued orders to the House Post Office and the Congressional Printing Office that representatives cannot mail any literature to their constituents that talks about the details of the bills. Up here on the mountain, we call that "illegal censorship." Bend over and grab the Vaseline.
Q. Will Michael Vick actually be allowed to play football again? (Amy – Santa Maria, CA)
A. Yeah, it looks as if professional football is going to the dogs.
TODAY’S QUOTE: “Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.” - Barbara Boxer
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtubevideos.biz/movie_1882_1_2008_10_31.html
COMMENTS:
See the blog post of July 25th. My guess is that this is only the tip of the iceberg. I have reason to believe that dozens of similar “cells” already exist in the United States, and that the odds of such a “cell” being within 100 miles of where you live are about 80%. We need to be aware of the “enemy within,” and to be constantly aware of the possibility of such activities going on right under our noses. If we see unusual activities, we need to promptly report them to law enforcement officials. These activities underscore the real need for American citizens to have the right to bear arms.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I heard something on the news about there being a move on to get rid of hot dogs. Can that be true? (Cathi – Rochester, MN)
A. Yes. Due to global warming, the ASPCA is recommending that you air condition your dog house or that you allow your dog to camp out in your refrigerator next to your husband. Also, the Cancer Project, a non-profit group, is suing to demand that warning labels be placed on hot dogs, bacon, and other processed meats to the effect that eating them increases your risk of cancer. Let’s see, now…. Back in the cave days, they ate their meat raw and unprocessed and people lived to be in their 30’s. Today, we eat processed meats and live into our 80’s. Sure sounds to me like they are on to something.
Q. They were going to have the Government Health Care Plan passed by Friday, then decided to wait until September, and now they’re on a Chinese fire drill to get it done by Friday again. Why the rush? (Doyle – Fairfax, VA)
A. Whenever there’s a huge amount of pressure to rush something through, you can safely bet your last dollar that Congress is up to no good. That seems to be the case, because the orders have been given to get it passed by Friday…”or else.” Nancy Pelosi has issued orders to the House Post Office and the Congressional Printing Office that representatives cannot mail any literature to their constituents that talks about the details of the bills. Up here on the mountain, we call that "illegal censorship." Bend over and grab the Vaseline.
Q. Will Michael Vick actually be allowed to play football again? (Amy – Santa Maria, CA)
A. Yeah, it looks as if professional football is going to the dogs.
TODAY’S QUOTE: “Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.” - Barbara Boxer
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtubevideos.biz/movie_1882_1_2008_10_31.html
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
TWO SENATORS KNEW THEY WERE GETTING UNETHICAL LOAN DEALS
Democratic U.S. Senators Kent Conrad and Chris Dodd were told up front that they were getting “VIP” mortgage discounts from Countrywide Financial, according to Robert Feinberg, the official who handled their loans. Countrywide went on to lose billions of dollars in loans to poorly qualified and money-strapped borrowers and allegations surfaced that Dodd and Conrad had benefited from loan deals that gave them favorable rates, discounts and loan fees. Dodd heads the Senate Banking Committee.
COMMENTS:
Like I’ve said before…. There was this big investigation and dozens of arrests of politicians in New Jersey and New York for fraud and corruption, when are they going to investigate Washington’s politicians?
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Why isn’t Congress investigating ACORN? (Mindi – Longview, WA)
A. Like I’ve said before…. There was this big investigation and dozens of arrests of politicians in New Jersey and New York for fraud and corruption, when are they going to investigate Washington’s politicians?
Q. I understand that Members of Congress have flatly refused to participate in the Health Care Plan they are trying to shove down our throats. Why? (Chad – Pocatello, ID)
A. Like I’ve said before…. There was this big investigation and dozens of arrests of politicians in New Jersey and New York for fraud and corruption, when are they going to investigate Washington’s politicians?
Q. I hear that that the Administration is saying that the national economic crisis is over. Since they’ve only spent 10% of the “Stimulus” money, does that mean we’ll get 90% back in the treasury? (Maxine – Searchlight, NV)
A. Like I’ve said before…. There was this big investigation and dozens of arrests of politicians in New Jersey and New York for fraud and corruption, when are they going to investigate Washington’s politicians?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.” – Nancy Pelosi
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRRy-QlQyUw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fyesjoeknows.blogspot.com%2F&feature=player_embedded
COMMENTS:
Like I’ve said before…. There was this big investigation and dozens of arrests of politicians in New Jersey and New York for fraud and corruption, when are they going to investigate Washington’s politicians?
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Why isn’t Congress investigating ACORN? (Mindi – Longview, WA)
A. Like I’ve said before…. There was this big investigation and dozens of arrests of politicians in New Jersey and New York for fraud and corruption, when are they going to investigate Washington’s politicians?
Q. I understand that Members of Congress have flatly refused to participate in the Health Care Plan they are trying to shove down our throats. Why? (Chad – Pocatello, ID)
A. Like I’ve said before…. There was this big investigation and dozens of arrests of politicians in New Jersey and New York for fraud and corruption, when are they going to investigate Washington’s politicians?
Q. I hear that that the Administration is saying that the national economic crisis is over. Since they’ve only spent 10% of the “Stimulus” money, does that mean we’ll get 90% back in the treasury? (Maxine – Searchlight, NV)
A. Like I’ve said before…. There was this big investigation and dozens of arrests of politicians in New Jersey and New York for fraud and corruption, when are they going to investigate Washington’s politicians?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.” – Nancy Pelosi
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRRy-QlQyUw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fyesjoeknows.blogspot.com%2F&feature=player_embedded
Monday, July 27, 2009
WHITE HOUSE BANS TWITTER
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs has announced that White House staffers are hereafter prohibited from using Twitter at work. Gibbs said that the President will continue to use Twitter, but staffers cannot.
COMMENTS:
Here we go again: It’s obviously all about the haves and the have-nots. Obama continues to bury himself deeper with his arrogant bigotry and elitism. I’m surprised he allows anyone onto Air Force One with him. Oh, I guess someone has to fly the plane....
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Will we ever hear from Sarah Palin again? (VeeJay – Dover, DE)
A. You can bet your sweet bippees.
Q. I hear that there is a big fuss in Andover, Massachusetts about a family that has two donkeys in its back yard? (Thad – Aspen, CO)
A. Yeah, neighbors are complaining about all of that braying going on. Yet, they’re in love with Ted Kennedy?
Q. Why is Seattle putting microchips in the trash? (Sarah – Reading, PA)
A. They’re trying to figure out what happens with trash after it is picked up by the garbage man. I wonder how much stimulus money they got?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.” - Martin Luther King, Jr.
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://righttoworkfoundation.org/HE6LMGVP.htm
COMMENTS:
Here we go again: It’s obviously all about the haves and the have-nots. Obama continues to bury himself deeper with his arrogant bigotry and elitism. I’m surprised he allows anyone onto Air Force One with him. Oh, I guess someone has to fly the plane....
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Will we ever hear from Sarah Palin again? (VeeJay – Dover, DE)
A. You can bet your sweet bippees.
Q. I hear that there is a big fuss in Andover, Massachusetts about a family that has two donkeys in its back yard? (Thad – Aspen, CO)
A. Yeah, neighbors are complaining about all of that braying going on. Yet, they’re in love with Ted Kennedy?
Q. Why is Seattle putting microchips in the trash? (Sarah – Reading, PA)
A. They’re trying to figure out what happens with trash after it is picked up by the garbage man. I wonder how much stimulus money they got?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.” - Martin Luther King, Jr.
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://righttoworkfoundation.org/HE6LMGVP.htm
Sunday, July 26, 2009
TESTING AT 96 OREGON SEWAGE PLANTS SHOWS ILLEGAL DRUGS
Last year, researchers at Oregon State University, the University of Washington and McGill University took one-day samples from 96 Oregon sewage treatment plants that volunteered to participate. Cocaine showed up in 80% of the plants tested. There were easily detectable levels of meth and ecstasy in almost all systems tested.
COMMENTS:
The theory is that the drugs got passed through urine into toilets and then into the system, which means that a relatively high number of Oregonians use the illegal drugs. I can’t help but wonder how their numbers would compare to results of similar testing in Washington, D.C. Some of the things those lawmakers are coming up with are beyond wacko.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. My husband suffered from some unexplained spell, where he passed out and collapsed. At first, we thought it was a stroke, but that has been ruled out. Now, he has to go through a battery of tests and see the cardiologist next week. Someone told me it’s just all a game to get money out of the insurance companies? (Anne – Ogden, UT)
A. Well, the good news is that you're not in Canada where, at his age, they might not even let him see a cardiologist. The more I read and see about this proposed health care plan reform, the more I am against it. Why do we want to tamper with the best health care in the world? Yes, we need to cover more people, but we also need more doctors and nurses. Yes, costs are rising, and so are malpractice awards. I think we're going about trying to "fix" things the wrong way. We need incentives for people to go to med school and we need caps on malpractice damages and we need to allow Canada to compete in our drug market to drive prices down to reality. Those are the things we need to start with while we debate the remaining issues.
Q. Did anyone every get the lowdown on that flight of the White House’s 747 around New York City? (Blanche – Brownsville, TX)
A. The so-called flight that supposedly scared the hell out of New Yorkers and made national headlines for days never actually occurred. It was simply a matter of mass hysteria and has been categorized by the Air Force Project Blue Book as an “Unidentified Flying Object.”
Q. Whatever happened to Pee-wee Herman? (Al – Hoboken, NJ)
A. I heard that, after serving jail-time he changed his name and became a “helping hand” at the Mustang Ranch.
TODAY’S QUOTE: “The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good.” - George Washington
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khaa3y0i87s
COMMENTS:
The theory is that the drugs got passed through urine into toilets and then into the system, which means that a relatively high number of Oregonians use the illegal drugs. I can’t help but wonder how their numbers would compare to results of similar testing in Washington, D.C. Some of the things those lawmakers are coming up with are beyond wacko.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. My husband suffered from some unexplained spell, where he passed out and collapsed. At first, we thought it was a stroke, but that has been ruled out. Now, he has to go through a battery of tests and see the cardiologist next week. Someone told me it’s just all a game to get money out of the insurance companies? (Anne – Ogden, UT)
A. Well, the good news is that you're not in Canada where, at his age, they might not even let him see a cardiologist. The more I read and see about this proposed health care plan reform, the more I am against it. Why do we want to tamper with the best health care in the world? Yes, we need to cover more people, but we also need more doctors and nurses. Yes, costs are rising, and so are malpractice awards. I think we're going about trying to "fix" things the wrong way. We need incentives for people to go to med school and we need caps on malpractice damages and we need to allow Canada to compete in our drug market to drive prices down to reality. Those are the things we need to start with while we debate the remaining issues.
Q. Did anyone every get the lowdown on that flight of the White House’s 747 around New York City? (Blanche – Brownsville, TX)
A. The so-called flight that supposedly scared the hell out of New Yorkers and made national headlines for days never actually occurred. It was simply a matter of mass hysteria and has been categorized by the Air Force Project Blue Book as an “Unidentified Flying Object.”
Q. Whatever happened to Pee-wee Herman? (Al – Hoboken, NJ)
A. I heard that, after serving jail-time he changed his name and became a “helping hand” at the Mustang Ranch.
TODAY’S QUOTE: “The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good.” - George Washington
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khaa3y0i87s
Saturday, July 25, 2009
ISLAM’S 20-POINT PLAN TO ENSLAVE US
CLICK BELOW:
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=33898
COMMENTS:
It’s time for all Americans to acquaint themselves with the agenda of radical Islam, to arm themselves with knowledge and weapons, and to prepare to do battle to protect our homeland, our liberty, and our future. We can no longer afford the risk of burying our heads in the sand and pretending that we’re invincible.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Why did Obama refuse to apologize for calling the police “stupid” and racist? (Flo – Kansas City, KS)
A. Because America hasn’t yet had enough of his bigotry and condescending elitism.
Q. Is it true that they are going to make jewelry out of Michael Jackson’s hair? (Goldie – Birmingham, AL)
A. Yes. And, isn’t that just the best piece of news you’ve heard since the birth of Christ?
Q. I hear that the swine flu was not actually named after pigs? (Bea – Camp Verde, AZ)
A. That’s correct. It was named after politicians.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible.” - George Washington
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.flixxy.com/technology-and-education-2008.htm
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=33898
COMMENTS:
It’s time for all Americans to acquaint themselves with the agenda of radical Islam, to arm themselves with knowledge and weapons, and to prepare to do battle to protect our homeland, our liberty, and our future. We can no longer afford the risk of burying our heads in the sand and pretending that we’re invincible.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Why did Obama refuse to apologize for calling the police “stupid” and racist? (Flo – Kansas City, KS)
A. Because America hasn’t yet had enough of his bigotry and condescending elitism.
Q. Is it true that they are going to make jewelry out of Michael Jackson’s hair? (Goldie – Birmingham, AL)
A. Yes. And, isn’t that just the best piece of news you’ve heard since the birth of Christ?
Q. I hear that the swine flu was not actually named after pigs? (Bea – Camp Verde, AZ)
A. That’s correct. It was named after politicians.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible.” - George Washington
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.flixxy.com/technology-and-education-2008.htm
Friday, July 24, 2009
CITY MANAGER LOSES JOB OVER WIFE’S OCCUPATION
Fort Meyers Beach, Fl fired its manager after learning he is married to an adult video actress. The town council voted to terminate the contract of its manager, Scott Janke, and then held a meeting Wednesday night to explain its actions to town residents. The town council says her profession brings an inappropriate and negative image to a place that prides itself on being family-friendly.
COMMENTS:
That’s the bumps and grinds of politics, pardon the play on words.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I don’t know why, but I have this persistent feeling that this isn’t the same country it once was. (Darla – Ketchum, ID)
A. It’s not. It has been drastically changed in the past 20 years, most significantly in the last six months. We’ve come to expect and accept crime and corruption in politics, our fundamental social structure and its mores have been eroded, and we’ve seen an enormous transfer of power from the people to the White House. It is indeed a new country, and I for one do not like it one damned bit.
Q. I understand there was a big scare in India that the solar eclipse would be the end of the world. Obviously, it didn’t happen, so what do they have to say about that? (Marla – Newport News, VA)
A. I don’t know but, have you tried to get Customer Service on the line about your computer lately?
Q. I heard that Senator Harry Reid said that the Health Care Plan vote won’t take place until at least September. Is that true? (James – Yonkers, NY)
A. Maybe. What amazes me is that his statement is the first intelligent thing he’s said since he went to Washington.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. It's an old political trick. But this time it won't work.” - Harry S. Truman
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=3CAX3aJCoDg
COMMENTS:
That’s the bumps and grinds of politics, pardon the play on words.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I don’t know why, but I have this persistent feeling that this isn’t the same country it once was. (Darla – Ketchum, ID)
A. It’s not. It has been drastically changed in the past 20 years, most significantly in the last six months. We’ve come to expect and accept crime and corruption in politics, our fundamental social structure and its mores have been eroded, and we’ve seen an enormous transfer of power from the people to the White House. It is indeed a new country, and I for one do not like it one damned bit.
Q. I understand there was a big scare in India that the solar eclipse would be the end of the world. Obviously, it didn’t happen, so what do they have to say about that? (Marla – Newport News, VA)
A. I don’t know but, have you tried to get Customer Service on the line about your computer lately?
Q. I heard that Senator Harry Reid said that the Health Care Plan vote won’t take place until at least September. Is that true? (James – Yonkers, NY)
A. Maybe. What amazes me is that his statement is the first intelligent thing he’s said since he went to Washington.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. It's an old political trick. But this time it won't work.” - Harry S. Truman
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=3CAX3aJCoDg
Thursday, July 23, 2009
PRESIDENT ADDRESSES NATION ON HEALTH CARE PLAN
The President went before the nation, (again), to push his Health Care Reform Plan. He started by informing the public that the various economic plans his administration have put into effect have saved the country and that the crisis is over. He did admit that unemployment is high, but says that’s to be expected. Then, he went on to say that the urgency to get the "Plan" passed comes from the multitudes of Americans who are besieging his office to hurry up.
COMMENTS:
He must be from a different planet. No one that I know of is saying that the economic crisis is over or that his plans worked. Americans are trying to slow this process down so that they can have a chance to read and understand the Plan; they do NOT want it rushed. And, I know less about his “Plan” now than I did before I watched his press conference. Please pass the gray poop on.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. What ever happened to that Korean ship with all of the nuclear stuff on it? (Gary – Tukwila, WA)
A. What Korean ship?
Q. Is it true that the Health Plan will include 12 million illegal aliens who shouldn’t even be here? (Helen – Paso Robles, CA)
A. Yes, but it will not include Native Americans who have been here since the beginning of time. On the other hand, they’ll still have the worst health care in the world, so what’s wrong with that?
Q. What would happen if some terrorist or some other nation was successful in crashing the Internet? (Cyrus – Providence, R.I.)
A. The porn industry would go out of business.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“America, this is our moment. This is our time. Our time to turn the page of the policies of the past.” - Barack Obama
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FoekBjhtWE&feature=topvideos
COMMENTS:
He must be from a different planet. No one that I know of is saying that the economic crisis is over or that his plans worked. Americans are trying to slow this process down so that they can have a chance to read and understand the Plan; they do NOT want it rushed. And, I know less about his “Plan” now than I did before I watched his press conference. Please pass the gray poop on.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. What ever happened to that Korean ship with all of the nuclear stuff on it? (Gary – Tukwila, WA)
A. What Korean ship?
Q. Is it true that the Health Plan will include 12 million illegal aliens who shouldn’t even be here? (Helen – Paso Robles, CA)
A. Yes, but it will not include Native Americans who have been here since the beginning of time. On the other hand, they’ll still have the worst health care in the world, so what’s wrong with that?
Q. What would happen if some terrorist or some other nation was successful in crashing the Internet? (Cyrus – Providence, R.I.)
A. The porn industry would go out of business.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“America, this is our moment. This is our time. Our time to turn the page of the policies of the past.” - Barack Obama
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FoekBjhtWE&feature=topvideos
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
OBAMA DEFENDS “MOM” JEANS
President Barrrrrraaawck Obama was on the pitcher’s mound last week to throw the first ball in the All Star Game, and he was wearing a pair of “less-than-designer” jeans. The fashion gaffe stirred up so much flap that all of his critics came out of the woodwork and his jeans became the headline of today.
COMMENTS:
Do you suppose he’d do us all a favor and wear a copy of his Health Care Reform Bill to the next game? Cap and Trade? Stimulus? List of Czars?
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. So, why did Obama wear those jeans to the ballgame, anyway? (Casey – St. Louis, MO)
A. Because Michelle thought he’d look more stupid in his underwear.
Q. Ben Bernanke says that unemployment could undercut the economy. (Sally – Tempe, AZ)
A. No shit, Dick Tracy.
Q. What is a solar eclipse? (Esteban – Helena, MT)
A. That’s a very hot Mitsubishi.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Ya gotta go spend money to keep from going bankrupt.” – Vice President Joe Biden
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.guzer.com/videos/cool-bartender-tricks.php
COMMENTS:
Do you suppose he’d do us all a favor and wear a copy of his Health Care Reform Bill to the next game? Cap and Trade? Stimulus? List of Czars?
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. So, why did Obama wear those jeans to the ballgame, anyway? (Casey – St. Louis, MO)
A. Because Michelle thought he’d look more stupid in his underwear.
Q. Ben Bernanke says that unemployment could undercut the economy. (Sally – Tempe, AZ)
A. No shit, Dick Tracy.
Q. What is a solar eclipse? (Esteban – Helena, MT)
A. That’s a very hot Mitsubishi.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Ya gotta go spend money to keep from going bankrupt.” – Vice President Joe Biden
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.guzer.com/videos/cool-bartender-tricks.php
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
MYSTERY BLOB IDENTIFIED
A huge, dark, gooey floating mass in the Arctic Ocean has been identified. It was fibrous and hairy and scary, but test results have identified it as an enormously large miles-long bloom of algae.
COMMENTS:
Thank God that’s all it was. I thought for a moment that maybe Nancy Pelosi had laid another bad egg.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Is it true that the new Health Care provides for Federal-paid abortions? (Brittany – Gilbert, AZ)
A. Yes and no. There s a loophole in the proposal that would allow for Federally-funded abortions and there was a request by several Congressmen to have the loophole closed, but the authors refused, saying that they would deal with the Christians and Jews later.
Q. Is it true that there are many Members of Congress who have flat-out refused to read the new Health Care Bill before they vote on it? (Hyram – Bronx, NY)
A. It goes further than that. A group has asked Members of Congress to both sign a pledge not to vote until they have read it and also to give the American taxpayers at least 72 hours to read it before the vote. As of yesterday morning, less than 70 out of almost 600 agreed to sign on.
Q. What’s the skinny about the Apollo 11 moon landing being faked? (Janet – Lexington, OH)
A. If you watched any of the recent footage on the subject, you would be tempted to say that it had to be a fake. The problem is that the astronauts brought back rocks that were definitely from out of this world. And, who knows: Maybe Nancy Pelosi was hatched underneath one of them?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Ronald Reagan
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMUgNg7aD8M&feature=player_embedded
COMMENTS:
Thank God that’s all it was. I thought for a moment that maybe Nancy Pelosi had laid another bad egg.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Is it true that the new Health Care provides for Federal-paid abortions? (Brittany – Gilbert, AZ)
A. Yes and no. There s a loophole in the proposal that would allow for Federally-funded abortions and there was a request by several Congressmen to have the loophole closed, but the authors refused, saying that they would deal with the Christians and Jews later.
Q. Is it true that there are many Members of Congress who have flat-out refused to read the new Health Care Bill before they vote on it? (Hyram – Bronx, NY)
A. It goes further than that. A group has asked Members of Congress to both sign a pledge not to vote until they have read it and also to give the American taxpayers at least 72 hours to read it before the vote. As of yesterday morning, less than 70 out of almost 600 agreed to sign on.
Q. What’s the skinny about the Apollo 11 moon landing being faked? (Janet – Lexington, OH)
A. If you watched any of the recent footage on the subject, you would be tempted to say that it had to be a fake. The problem is that the astronauts brought back rocks that were definitely from out of this world. And, who knows: Maybe Nancy Pelosi was hatched underneath one of them?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Ronald Reagan
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMUgNg7aD8M&feature=player_embedded
Monday, July 20, 2009
ISLAMIC SUPREMACISTS CONVENE IN CHICAGO
"Islamic Supremacist Group Holds First U.S. Conference," by Diane Macedo for FoxNews, July 17. (Excerpts):
"A group committed to establishing an international Islamic empire and reportedly linked to Al Qaeda is stepping up its Western recruitment efforts by holding its first official conference in the U.S.
"Hizb ut-Tahrir is a global Sunni network with reported ties to confessed 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and Al Qaeda in Iraq's onetime leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. It has operated discreetly in the U.S. for decades. Now, it is coming out of the shadows and openly hosting a July 19 conference entitled, 'The Fall of Capitalism and the Rise of Islam,' at a posh Hilton hotel in a suburb of Chicago.
"Some terrorism experts say it may be even more dangerous than many groups that are on the terror list. 'Hizb ut-Tahrir is one of the oldest, largest indoctrinating organizations for the ideology known as jihadism,' Walid Phares, director of the Future of Terrorism Project at the Foundation for Defense of Democracies, told FOXNews.com.
"Phares said that Hizb ut-Tahrir, rather than training members to carry out terrorist acts like Al Qaeda, focuses instead on indoctrinating youths between ages of 9 and 18 to absorb the ideology that calls for the formation of an empire — or 'khilafah' — that will rule according to Islamic law and condones any means to achieve it, including militant jihad...."
COMMENTS:
This is truly the enemy within and we must find a way to rid ourselves of it immediately. The next time Bin Laden calls for a Jihad could be their call to action.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. What do you call a male ladybug? (Javier – National City, CA)
A. That’s a question for Barney Frank.
Q. What does the word “jihad” mean? (Al – Arlington Heights, IL)
A. In the Islamic Muslim sense, it means a holy war. Several radical Muslim groups with hundreds of underground “cells” in the United States are allegedly waiting for orders to come out in the open in a Jihad against us and our government.
Q. If we make guns illegal, how would domestic terrorists be able to conduct a Jihad against us? (Victor – Tooele, UT)
A. If guns were made illegal, all criminals and terrorists would immediately turn them in, and only members of the NRA would refuse?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.' – Barack Obama
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://infidelsarecool.com/2009/07/07/video-muslim-mob-surrounds-and-attacks-christiansin-michigan/
"A group committed to establishing an international Islamic empire and reportedly linked to Al Qaeda is stepping up its Western recruitment efforts by holding its first official conference in the U.S.
"Hizb ut-Tahrir is a global Sunni network with reported ties to confessed 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and Al Qaeda in Iraq's onetime leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. It has operated discreetly in the U.S. for decades. Now, it is coming out of the shadows and openly hosting a July 19 conference entitled, 'The Fall of Capitalism and the Rise of Islam,' at a posh Hilton hotel in a suburb of Chicago.
"Some terrorism experts say it may be even more dangerous than many groups that are on the terror list. 'Hizb ut-Tahrir is one of the oldest, largest indoctrinating organizations for the ideology known as jihadism,' Walid Phares, director of the Future of Terrorism Project at the Foundation for Defense of Democracies, told FOXNews.com.
"Phares said that Hizb ut-Tahrir, rather than training members to carry out terrorist acts like Al Qaeda, focuses instead on indoctrinating youths between ages of 9 and 18 to absorb the ideology that calls for the formation of an empire — or 'khilafah' — that will rule according to Islamic law and condones any means to achieve it, including militant jihad...."
COMMENTS:
This is truly the enemy within and we must find a way to rid ourselves of it immediately. The next time Bin Laden calls for a Jihad could be their call to action.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. What do you call a male ladybug? (Javier – National City, CA)
A. That’s a question for Barney Frank.
Q. What does the word “jihad” mean? (Al – Arlington Heights, IL)
A. In the Islamic Muslim sense, it means a holy war. Several radical Muslim groups with hundreds of underground “cells” in the United States are allegedly waiting for orders to come out in the open in a Jihad against us and our government.
Q. If we make guns illegal, how would domestic terrorists be able to conduct a Jihad against us? (Victor – Tooele, UT)
A. If guns were made illegal, all criminals and terrorists would immediately turn them in, and only members of the NRA would refuse?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.' – Barack Obama
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://infidelsarecool.com/2009/07/07/video-muslim-mob-surrounds-and-attacks-christiansin-michigan/
Sunday, July 19, 2009
VOLUNTEERS SEARCH FOR OLD CIVIL WAR PLANES
COMMENTS:
PLAN TO RUN FOR CONGRESS IN 2010?
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. They say that 9.5% of the workforce is unemployed as of the end of May. But, I hear higher figures being floated around and that the people who are no longer eligible to collect unemployment benefits are not being counted. I don’t know what to believe. (Chondra – Honolulu, HI)
A. The Department of Labor says that full employment at the end of May would have been about 145 million. According to a U.S. NEWS editorial, the real number of unemployed in May was about 24.7 million, making the real unemployment rate about 17%. Then, the average number of hours worked by those who are employed has shrunk to 33.2 hours, the lowest ever recorded. That means that another 10 million or more people are underemployed, working part-time in an effort to at least get some money coming in the door.
Q. What is the fishing limit in northern California? (Bernice – Washoe Valley, NV)
A. They run it the same as Congress runs things… The limit is as many as you can catch before the Game Warden shows up.
Q. What ever happened to drive-in movies? (Eugene – Paragould, AR)
A. When nudity and virtually explicit sex scenes started to infiltrate the movie industry, the number of automobile accidents near drive-in movies shot way up and their liability insurance got to be too high to afford. The rest got condomend.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.' - Barack Obama
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://pop.6park.com/life2/messages/86399.html
PLAN TO RUN FOR CONGRESS IN 2010?
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. They say that 9.5% of the workforce is unemployed as of the end of May. But, I hear higher figures being floated around and that the people who are no longer eligible to collect unemployment benefits are not being counted. I don’t know what to believe. (Chondra – Honolulu, HI)
A. The Department of Labor says that full employment at the end of May would have been about 145 million. According to a U.S. NEWS editorial, the real number of unemployed in May was about 24.7 million, making the real unemployment rate about 17%. Then, the average number of hours worked by those who are employed has shrunk to 33.2 hours, the lowest ever recorded. That means that another 10 million or more people are underemployed, working part-time in an effort to at least get some money coming in the door.
Q. What is the fishing limit in northern California? (Bernice – Washoe Valley, NV)
A. They run it the same as Congress runs things… The limit is as many as you can catch before the Game Warden shows up.
Q. What ever happened to drive-in movies? (Eugene – Paragould, AR)
A. When nudity and virtually explicit sex scenes started to infiltrate the movie industry, the number of automobile accidents near drive-in movies shot way up and their liability insurance got to be too high to afford. The rest got condomend.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.' - Barack Obama
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://pop.6park.com/life2/messages/86399.html
Saturday, July 18, 2009
PROOF THAT PREHISTORIC U.S. CONGRESS EXISTED IN SOUTHERN UTAH
A heretofore unknown species of dinosaur fossils has been discovered in southern Utah.
COMMENTS:
This particular fossil was found buried in a huge pile of petrified prehistoric national debt dung and was evidently an ancient ancestor to Nancy Pelosi; it had nine-inch-long nails.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. You’re just about the only guy around who likes it when it gets this hot. How come? (Tessie – Big Bend, CA)
A. You see, when it gets this hot, I grab a plate and head for Hat Creek and just hold the plate out over the water. The fish jump out and land right on the plate. Today, however, was not a good day. A good day is when the baked potato and the sour cream land on the plate at the same time as the fish.
Q. I’m starting college in the fall and want to get into the health care field as a professional. What do you recommend? (Felix – Goleta, CA)
A. I recommend that you become a proctologist because, if the government keeps spending and taxing like it is, everyone in the country will be needing proctologists by the time you graduate and get Board Certification.
Q. Why was California Senator Barbara Boxer trying to put down Harry Alford of the National Black Chamber of Commerce in a Senate Hearing? (Candi – Sand Point, ID)
A. She’s upset that Nancy Pelosi has been getting more negative press coverage than she has.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“There are worse things than death. For example, how would you like to be in charge of public relations for a Member of Congress?” - Unknown Scribbler
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.militarytimes.com/multimedia/video/rpg_surgery/
COMMENTS:
This particular fossil was found buried in a huge pile of petrified prehistoric national debt dung and was evidently an ancient ancestor to Nancy Pelosi; it had nine-inch-long nails.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. You’re just about the only guy around who likes it when it gets this hot. How come? (Tessie – Big Bend, CA)
A. You see, when it gets this hot, I grab a plate and head for Hat Creek and just hold the plate out over the water. The fish jump out and land right on the plate. Today, however, was not a good day. A good day is when the baked potato and the sour cream land on the plate at the same time as the fish.
Q. I’m starting college in the fall and want to get into the health care field as a professional. What do you recommend? (Felix – Goleta, CA)
A. I recommend that you become a proctologist because, if the government keeps spending and taxing like it is, everyone in the country will be needing proctologists by the time you graduate and get Board Certification.
Q. Why was California Senator Barbara Boxer trying to put down Harry Alford of the National Black Chamber of Commerce in a Senate Hearing? (Candi – Sand Point, ID)
A. She’s upset that Nancy Pelosi has been getting more negative press coverage than she has.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“There are worse things than death. For example, how would you like to be in charge of public relations for a Member of Congress?” - Unknown Scribbler
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.militarytimes.com/multimedia/video/rpg_surgery/
Friday, July 17, 2009
NAKED MAN DISCOVERED IN CEMETERY
In Elkhart, Indiana, a 51-year-old man told police he was naked in a cemetery because he had taken off his wet clothes while stopping to check on his in-laws' grave, and then wanted to take a closer look at some flowers. The man said he had been golfing all day and that he undressed in his truck because his underwear was wet. He said he left his truck naked to look at the flowers because he did not have his glasses.
COMMENTS:
Since he didn’t have his glasses, he probably missed all of his damn putts, which would be a real pisser and would account for his pants being wet. Sounds to me as if this guy is getting ready to run for Congress so he can be with all of the rest of the nation’s loonies.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Why are Congressmen and used car salesmen alike? (Shilo – Beowawe, NV)
A. Any time they tell you what a great deal it is, they’re lying through their teeth.
Q. Why are you against the Health Care Plan? (Rastus – Cherokee, OK)
A. Most Americans (including me) agree that the rising costs of health care are horrible, and also that those costs prevent too many Americans from having access to decent health care. But, what is being talked about in Congress right now is having government actually run health care. If you want to know what that would be like…. Remember those stories just a year or so ago about the deplorable conditions in many of our nation’s V.A. hospitals and clinics? How about the Indian Health Service, an agency of the Department of Health and Human Services that would be overseeing our new national plan? There’s more money spent of health care for illegal aliens in prison than for Native Americans on reservations, and the quality of care is generally better. Do you want to lower your expectations for medical care for you and your family to those standards?
Q. Why did Visa charge that guy $23,148,855,308,184,500 for a pack of cigarettes? (Twilah – Savannah, GA)
A. The cigarettes were $4.95. The rest was taxes to cover his share of the TARP, Stimulus, Energy Cap & Trade, and Health Care bills.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't; they got worse.” – Will Rogers
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA&feature=player_embedded
COMMENTS:
Since he didn’t have his glasses, he probably missed all of his damn putts, which would be a real pisser and would account for his pants being wet. Sounds to me as if this guy is getting ready to run for Congress so he can be with all of the rest of the nation’s loonies.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Why are Congressmen and used car salesmen alike? (Shilo – Beowawe, NV)
A. Any time they tell you what a great deal it is, they’re lying through their teeth.
Q. Why are you against the Health Care Plan? (Rastus – Cherokee, OK)
A. Most Americans (including me) agree that the rising costs of health care are horrible, and also that those costs prevent too many Americans from having access to decent health care. But, what is being talked about in Congress right now is having government actually run health care. If you want to know what that would be like…. Remember those stories just a year or so ago about the deplorable conditions in many of our nation’s V.A. hospitals and clinics? How about the Indian Health Service, an agency of the Department of Health and Human Services that would be overseeing our new national plan? There’s more money spent of health care for illegal aliens in prison than for Native Americans on reservations, and the quality of care is generally better. Do you want to lower your expectations for medical care for you and your family to those standards?
Q. Why did Visa charge that guy $23,148,855,308,184,500 for a pack of cigarettes? (Twilah – Savannah, GA)
A. The cigarettes were $4.95. The rest was taxes to cover his share of the TARP, Stimulus, Energy Cap & Trade, and Health Care bills.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't; they got worse.” – Will Rogers
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA&feature=player_embedded
Thursday, July 16, 2009
OBAMA BECOMING BELIGERENT OVER HEALTH CARE
After canceling a scheduled “Town Hall Meeting” and switching to a direct speech from the Secret Service protected Rose Garden because he did not want to take questions from angry taxpayers about his health care plans, President Barack Obama on Wednesday said a vast reform of the nation's health insurance system is required. "Deferring reform is nothing more than defending the status quo — and those who would oppose our efforts should take a hard look at just what it is they're defending."
"The status quo on health care is not an option for the United States of America," Obama said. "It is threatening the financial stability of families, of businesses and of government. It's unsustainable."
House Democratic leaders pledged to meet the president's goal of health care legislation before their August break, offering a $1.5 trillion plan that for the first time would make health care a right and a responsibility for all Americans. Left to pick up most of the tab were medical providers, employers and the wealthy. "This progress should make us hopeful but it can't make us complacent," Obama said. "It should instead provide the urgency for both the House and the Senate to finish their critical work on health reform before the August recess."
COMMENTS:
While I recognize that the country needs an improved health system, I’ll be damned if I want a government-operated health care system. All you have to do is to look at Medicare, V.A. Hospitals, and the Indian Health Service to find out how rotten health care can get when the government runs it. Here comes another Bill that Congress has not read and we Americans will not be allowed to read before the vote is taken. This is just more bad legislation with plenty of gray poop on.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. Why won’t the Congress let us read the health care bill before they vote on it? (Mary – Shreveport, LA)
A. We don’t drink at the right bars, we don’t switch partners for sex, and we don’t take bribes and payoffs, so we’re not qualified to read such things.
Q. Why such a long hearing process on a nominee for the Supreme Court? (Zack – Truth or Consequences, NM)
A. There’s nothing the Senate loves more than putting on a good dog and pony show.
Q. Do you think the Republicans will win back a lot of seats in Congress next year? (Spiro – Baltimore, MD)
A. The Republicans won’t have any members left by November of 2010. But, I’m not sure that the Democrats will have any members left by 2010, either.
TODAY’S QUOTE: We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein
TODAY’S VIDEO:
Instead of a video today, we thought you might like to know what the Socialist Party USA is all about. Get yourself a good, stiff drink:
http://socialistparty-usa.org/
"The status quo on health care is not an option for the United States of America," Obama said. "It is threatening the financial stability of families, of businesses and of government. It's unsustainable."
House Democratic leaders pledged to meet the president's goal of health care legislation before their August break, offering a $1.5 trillion plan that for the first time would make health care a right and a responsibility for all Americans. Left to pick up most of the tab were medical providers, employers and the wealthy. "This progress should make us hopeful but it can't make us complacent," Obama said. "It should instead provide the urgency for both the House and the Senate to finish their critical work on health reform before the August recess."
COMMENTS:
While I recognize that the country needs an improved health system, I’ll be damned if I want a government-operated health care system. All you have to do is to look at Medicare, V.A. Hospitals, and the Indian Health Service to find out how rotten health care can get when the government runs it. Here comes another Bill that Congress has not read and we Americans will not be allowed to read before the vote is taken. This is just more bad legislation with plenty of gray poop on.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. Why won’t the Congress let us read the health care bill before they vote on it? (Mary – Shreveport, LA)
A. We don’t drink at the right bars, we don’t switch partners for sex, and we don’t take bribes and payoffs, so we’re not qualified to read such things.
Q. Why such a long hearing process on a nominee for the Supreme Court? (Zack – Truth or Consequences, NM)
A. There’s nothing the Senate loves more than putting on a good dog and pony show.
Q. Do you think the Republicans will win back a lot of seats in Congress next year? (Spiro – Baltimore, MD)
A. The Republicans won’t have any members left by November of 2010. But, I’m not sure that the Democrats will have any members left by 2010, either.
TODAY’S QUOTE: We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein
TODAY’S VIDEO:
Instead of a video today, we thought you might like to know what the Socialist Party USA is all about. Get yourself a good, stiff drink:
http://socialistparty-usa.org/
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
MEDIA CONTINUES TO HIDE THE NEWS
Former Pennsylvania state Sen. Vincent Fumo was sentenced to 55 months in federal prison yesterday after being found guilty of almost 140 counts of scamming the public out of public funds to support his lavish lifestyle. U.S. District Judge Ronald Buckwalter said Fumo's long career of public service moved him to impose a far lighter sentence than guidelines recommended.
COMMENTS:
Who has ever heard of this dude, let alone what he was charged with or the fact that he got off with what amounts to a slap on the wrist? Two bits say he’s a close personal friend or financial supporter of the President.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. If General Motors is going to sell cars on E-Bay, how can you get them serviced? (Becky – Shasta Lake City, CA)
A. Just scan your car up into a .PDF file and email it to E-Bay and they’ll take care of the rest.
Q. I thought they only had Czars in Russia. How come every time I turn on the news, I hear there is another new Czar in Washington, D.C.? (Yolanda – Plains, GA)
A. My advice to you is to learn how to drink vodka.
Q. I hear they are getting rid of the color coded system for terror alerts. How come? (Ed – Kanab, UT)
A. They’re not getting rid of it altogether. They’re going to change it in order to confuse the public. They figure as long as we don’t know what we’re doing, we’ll all be just like them.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
"There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty." -- John Adams, 1772
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_4fSvT9q_I
COMMENTS:
Who has ever heard of this dude, let alone what he was charged with or the fact that he got off with what amounts to a slap on the wrist? Two bits say he’s a close personal friend or financial supporter of the President.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. If General Motors is going to sell cars on E-Bay, how can you get them serviced? (Becky – Shasta Lake City, CA)
A. Just scan your car up into a .PDF file and email it to E-Bay and they’ll take care of the rest.
Q. I thought they only had Czars in Russia. How come every time I turn on the news, I hear there is another new Czar in Washington, D.C.? (Yolanda – Plains, GA)
A. My advice to you is to learn how to drink vodka.
Q. I hear they are getting rid of the color coded system for terror alerts. How come? (Ed – Kanab, UT)
A. They’re not getting rid of it altogether. They’re going to change it in order to confuse the public. They figure as long as we don’t know what we’re doing, we’ll all be just like them.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
"There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty." -- John Adams, 1772
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_4fSvT9q_I
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
OBAMA DEMANDS HEALTH CARE "CRAMDOWN"
"Don't bet against us. We are going to make this thing happen," Obama promised. "I just want to put everybody on notice, because there was a lot of chatter during the week that I was gone." Then, the President scowled directly into the television cameras and issued an ominous warning. "Inaction is not an option."
COMMENTS:
Obama wants the Health Care Reform Bill passed and on his desk before the summer recess. This sets up the stage for him, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to lock Congress into the Capitol Building and refuse to let them go home until they pass the legislation. In making his remarks, Obama put the country on notice that he will not tolerate anything less than what he wants and that he is prepared to get downright mean and nasty if he has to.
Do I surmise, then, that he’s willing to line us all up against the wall and start shooting until he wins? Well, first he has to find some place to buy ammo....
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. What’s a fascist? (Karl – Abilene, TX)
A. That’s the opposite of a slowist.
Q. Is it really possible that there could be an overthrow of our government? (Beatrice – Capitola, CA)
A. Yes. It’s as if the nation were a powder keg, waiting for someone to light the fuse.
Q. Since you live way up in the ozone layer, is it true that the ozone layer is getting smaller? (Karn – Traverse City, MI)
A. Yes. I can see clearly now, all of the way to Sacramento. There are mountains and mountains of IOU's accumulating on the steps of the Capitol.
TODAY’S QUOTE: "The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes." -- Thomas Paine
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfZg4UIuZe4
COMMENTS:
Obama wants the Health Care Reform Bill passed and on his desk before the summer recess. This sets up the stage for him, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to lock Congress into the Capitol Building and refuse to let them go home until they pass the legislation. In making his remarks, Obama put the country on notice that he will not tolerate anything less than what he wants and that he is prepared to get downright mean and nasty if he has to.
Do I surmise, then, that he’s willing to line us all up against the wall and start shooting until he wins? Well, first he has to find some place to buy ammo....
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. What’s a fascist? (Karl – Abilene, TX)
A. That’s the opposite of a slowist.
Q. Is it really possible that there could be an overthrow of our government? (Beatrice – Capitola, CA)
A. Yes. It’s as if the nation were a powder keg, waiting for someone to light the fuse.
Q. Since you live way up in the ozone layer, is it true that the ozone layer is getting smaller? (Karn – Traverse City, MI)
A. Yes. I can see clearly now, all of the way to Sacramento. There are mountains and mountains of IOU's accumulating on the steps of the Capitol.
TODAY’S QUOTE: "The greatest tyrannies are always perpetrated in the name of the noblest causes." -- Thomas Paine
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfZg4UIuZe4
Monday, July 13, 2009
OVER 12,000 LAPTOPS LOST OR STOLEN AT U.S. AIRPORTS EVERY WEEK
Over 1,200 laptops going through Los Angeles International Airport alone go missing, (lost or stolen), every week. The greatest percentage of problems occurs when passengers take their laptops out of their bags for the screening process, and forget to retrieve them.
COMMENTS:
Don’t those people realize how silly they look, walking around without any laptops? Where do they put their coffee and doughnuts?
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. Where can you get the best value meal in Burney, California? (Dixie – Fall River Mills, CA)
A. Second Sunday every month, 9:30 AM to 11:30 AM, American Legion Post 441 puts on a breakfast feed at the VFW Hall in Burney. $4.00 will get you fruit, a filling breakfast and coffee, not to mention good company.
Q. What causes earthquakes? (Buford – Kanab, UT)
A. That’s when you get too many fat people on one side of a mountain.
Q. What does “copyright” mean? (Eunice – Paducah, KY)
A. When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy.
If you write religious services you write rite, and have the right to copyright the rite you write. Very conservative people write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write.
A right wing cleric would write right rite, and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright can be right.
Should Jim Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. Duplicating that rite would mean you copy Wright's right rite, and violate copyright, which Wright would have the right to right.
Right?
TODAY’S QUOTE: “A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned--- This is the sum of good government.” - Thomas Jefferson
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IzNPEGWNos&feature=topvideos
COMMENTS:
Don’t those people realize how silly they look, walking around without any laptops? Where do they put their coffee and doughnuts?
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. Where can you get the best value meal in Burney, California? (Dixie – Fall River Mills, CA)
A. Second Sunday every month, 9:30 AM to 11:30 AM, American Legion Post 441 puts on a breakfast feed at the VFW Hall in Burney. $4.00 will get you fruit, a filling breakfast and coffee, not to mention good company.
Q. What causes earthquakes? (Buford – Kanab, UT)
A. That’s when you get too many fat people on one side of a mountain.
Q. What does “copyright” mean? (Eunice – Paducah, KY)
A. When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy.
If you write religious services you write rite, and have the right to copyright the rite you write. Very conservative people write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write.
A right wing cleric would write right rite, and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright can be right.
Should Jim Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. Duplicating that rite would mean you copy Wright's right rite, and violate copyright, which Wright would have the right to right.
Right?
TODAY’S QUOTE: “A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned--- This is the sum of good government.” - Thomas Jefferson
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IzNPEGWNos&feature=topvideos
Sunday, July 12, 2009
BIG BROTHER DIGITAL CHIPS IN NEW NATIONAL I.D.’s RAISE PRIVACY FEARS
An independent researcher, using a specially designed scanner, was able to detect and then download to his laptop the unique serial numbers of two electronic U.S. passport cards that were embedded with radio frequency identification, or RFID, tags.
The Feds new embedded identity documents — passports, drivers licenses, and the like --- amount to 21st century application of technology that will help speed border crossings, safeguard credentials against counterfeiters, and keep terrorists from sneaking into the country, according to “informed sources.” But, the new technology could make people traceable without their knowledge or consent. Putting a traceable RFID in every pocket could make everybody in the country into a blip on some one's radar screen and redefine government control of the populace.
COMMENTS:
Meanwhile, back at the National Health Care Reform Bill… How long do you really think it’s going to take for these donkeys now in charge to require…. REQUIRE… that such a chip be embedded underneath the skin of every American? Could it be that’s what Obama means when he says… “We’ll soon be in the chips?”
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Do you think there’s anything to that story about $134.5 billion is U.S. bonds being transported in secret across the border between Italy and Switzerland? (Burt - Bristol Bay, AK)
A. Answering the question with a question, if you were going to overthrow the United States government, where would you get the money to finance such a venture? California-style I.O.U.’s?
Q. If you were going to hide that kind of money, where would you put it? (Jeannie - Norfolk, VA)
A. In ACORN hole.
Q. Do you believe in flying saucers? (Clyde - Montgomery Creek, CA)
A. Yes. My ex-wife threw them at me all of the time.
TODAY’S QUOTE: "Have you ever noticed that after you line up the politicians, tell them to take off their pants and grab their ankles…. They all look the same?” – Unknown Scribbler
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khaa3y0i87s
The Feds new embedded identity documents — passports, drivers licenses, and the like --- amount to 21st century application of technology that will help speed border crossings, safeguard credentials against counterfeiters, and keep terrorists from sneaking into the country, according to “informed sources.” But, the new technology could make people traceable without their knowledge or consent. Putting a traceable RFID in every pocket could make everybody in the country into a blip on some one's radar screen and redefine government control of the populace.
COMMENTS:
Meanwhile, back at the National Health Care Reform Bill… How long do you really think it’s going to take for these donkeys now in charge to require…. REQUIRE… that such a chip be embedded underneath the skin of every American? Could it be that’s what Obama means when he says… “We’ll soon be in the chips?”
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Do you think there’s anything to that story about $134.5 billion is U.S. bonds being transported in secret across the border between Italy and Switzerland? (Burt - Bristol Bay, AK)
A. Answering the question with a question, if you were going to overthrow the United States government, where would you get the money to finance such a venture? California-style I.O.U.’s?
Q. If you were going to hide that kind of money, where would you put it? (Jeannie - Norfolk, VA)
A. In ACORN hole.
Q. Do you believe in flying saucers? (Clyde - Montgomery Creek, CA)
A. Yes. My ex-wife threw them at me all of the time.
TODAY’S QUOTE: "Have you ever noticed that after you line up the politicians, tell them to take off their pants and grab their ankles…. They all look the same?” – Unknown Scribbler
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khaa3y0i87s
Saturday, July 11, 2009
GEITHNER TWISTS SLOWLY IN THE WIND: SAYS “DERIVATIVES” BLINDSIDED THE GOVERNMENT
In another not-so-subtle attempt to expand the federal government's control over the financial markets, Treasurery Secretary Timothy Geithner said to Congress that the huge amount of money tied up in complex derivative transactions helped cripple the economy. After spewing forth with that gobbledygook, Geithner went on to say that "Establishing a comprehensive framework of oversight is crucial."
"Clearly, we're going to be significantly expanding regulation of derivatives," echoed a scripted-sounding Barney Frank, the chairman of the Financial Services Committee.
COMMENTS:
First of all, Barney Frankfarter has no business having anything to do with financial oversight, given his track record in the oversight of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mack, while he reportedly arranged for ACORN to benefit in the process through the arrangement of loans to otherwise non-qualified home buyers. Secondly, whenever a politician or bureaucrat starts speaking gobbledygook, you know you are listening to someone who does not know anything at all about his subject matter. Geithner, you will remember, is the one who got caught “making innocent mistakes” in his personal income tax returns during his confirmation hearing process. He’s also Obama’s key financial advisor, one of the fire alarmists who demanded that we have TARP and Stimulus or we wouldn’t be able to stop unemployment at 8%. Well, we got TARP and Stimulus and unemployment is, according to their own figures (which I trust about as far as I could toss the S.O.B.) 9.5%.
The sad state of the economy is finally showing Geithner up as being the twit that he really is, and he’s speaking gobbledygook trying to talk his way out of it. Surely, his days in his job must be numbered, pardon the play on words.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. What does “gobbledygook” mean? (Chester – McCloud, CA)
A. That’s when you take a whole bunch of high falootin’ words and stick them in your mouth along with a pound of pea gravel and a large ration of horse manure, chew on the mixture thoroughly, and then spit it all out while sounding as authentic and knowledgeable as you possibly can.
Q. I head that someone is starting a new Elvis-themed restaurant in Burney? (Sherie – Bend, OR)
A. Yes. It’s for people who love meat tender.
Q. Is it true that they used to mint silver dollars in Carson City, Nevada? (Wayne – Twin Falls, ID)
A. Yes. They had peppermint and spearmint, but they quit making them because some people thought they were in bad taste.
TODAY’S QUOTE: 'If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.' – Unknown Author to an Unknown Politician
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUFkpv6SlvI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fobama16g.blogspot.com%2F&feature=player_embedded
"Clearly, we're going to be significantly expanding regulation of derivatives," echoed a scripted-sounding Barney Frank, the chairman of the Financial Services Committee.
COMMENTS:
First of all, Barney Frankfarter has no business having anything to do with financial oversight, given his track record in the oversight of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mack, while he reportedly arranged for ACORN to benefit in the process through the arrangement of loans to otherwise non-qualified home buyers. Secondly, whenever a politician or bureaucrat starts speaking gobbledygook, you know you are listening to someone who does not know anything at all about his subject matter. Geithner, you will remember, is the one who got caught “making innocent mistakes” in his personal income tax returns during his confirmation hearing process. He’s also Obama’s key financial advisor, one of the fire alarmists who demanded that we have TARP and Stimulus or we wouldn’t be able to stop unemployment at 8%. Well, we got TARP and Stimulus and unemployment is, according to their own figures (which I trust about as far as I could toss the S.O.B.) 9.5%.
The sad state of the economy is finally showing Geithner up as being the twit that he really is, and he’s speaking gobbledygook trying to talk his way out of it. Surely, his days in his job must be numbered, pardon the play on words.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. What does “gobbledygook” mean? (Chester – McCloud, CA)
A. That’s when you take a whole bunch of high falootin’ words and stick them in your mouth along with a pound of pea gravel and a large ration of horse manure, chew on the mixture thoroughly, and then spit it all out while sounding as authentic and knowledgeable as you possibly can.
Q. I head that someone is starting a new Elvis-themed restaurant in Burney? (Sherie – Bend, OR)
A. Yes. It’s for people who love meat tender.
Q. Is it true that they used to mint silver dollars in Carson City, Nevada? (Wayne – Twin Falls, ID)
A. Yes. They had peppermint and spearmint, but they quit making them because some people thought they were in bad taste.
TODAY’S QUOTE: 'If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.' – Unknown Author to an Unknown Politician
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUFkpv6SlvI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fobama16g.blogspot.com%2F&feature=player_embedded
Friday, July 10, 2009
REPUBLICANS CAN’T RESIST GLOATING AS OBAMA’S & CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL RATINGS PLUMMET
Several major radio and television talk show hosts affiliated with the Republican Party spent the majority of their shows today gloating over plummeting public opinion polls regarding the job that the President and Congress are doing. The new, just released polls seem to underscore the now widely held opinion that the TARP and Stimulus Bills are not working and that the economy is headed for worse trouble.
COMMENTS:
The Republicans seem to think that, as the populace becomes disenchanted with the liberals and Democrats, their own approval ratings are climbing. Suddenly, they are the party of leadership? How quickly they forget that the reason they lost the House, the Senate and the White House is because they themselves screwed up badly for the last eight years. Further, they’ve done absolutely nothing to show that they have redeemed themselves from their own bad behavior.
What this country desperately needs right now is a good five-cent cigar; instead, we’re saddled with a whole bunch of two-bit whores in both political parties who will gladly sell their souls and our souls, (sorry, Nancy, I didn’t mean to give your price away).
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I hear that there are a lot of major Nevada gambling joints on the verge of bankruptcy. I can understand that the economy is bad, but I always thought that gambling joints do better in bad economic times. (Diana – Henderson, NV)
A. Historically, Nevada casinos under Mob control always gave away more free rooms and booze and cheap entertainment in times of crisis, and the down-trodden would flock to Reno and Vegas to get away from their troubles. Nowadays, corporate stockholders who don’t have the slightest idea of what makes gambling tick, would rather close down rooms and restaurants and cut expenses. Besides, el Presidente has told people to stay away from Vegas; seems he doesn’t want people to lose their money before he has a chance to tax it.
Q. I understand that Michael Jackson hasn’t been buried yet. Why not? (Sophea – Jackson, MS)
A. They’re waiting to find out whether or not Nancy Pelosi will allow them to bury Jackson underneath the House of Representatives.
Q. On the news today, they said that El Nino is returning. What does that mean? (Butch – Ft. McDermitt, NV)
A. President Obama is returning from his trip abroad.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
"There ought to be one day, just one, when there is open season on Senators." – Will Rogers
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/ba
COMMENTS:
The Republicans seem to think that, as the populace becomes disenchanted with the liberals and Democrats, their own approval ratings are climbing. Suddenly, they are the party of leadership? How quickly they forget that the reason they lost the House, the Senate and the White House is because they themselves screwed up badly for the last eight years. Further, they’ve done absolutely nothing to show that they have redeemed themselves from their own bad behavior.
What this country desperately needs right now is a good five-cent cigar; instead, we’re saddled with a whole bunch of two-bit whores in both political parties who will gladly sell their souls and our souls, (sorry, Nancy, I didn’t mean to give your price away).
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I hear that there are a lot of major Nevada gambling joints on the verge of bankruptcy. I can understand that the economy is bad, but I always thought that gambling joints do better in bad economic times. (Diana – Henderson, NV)
A. Historically, Nevada casinos under Mob control always gave away more free rooms and booze and cheap entertainment in times of crisis, and the down-trodden would flock to Reno and Vegas to get away from their troubles. Nowadays, corporate stockholders who don’t have the slightest idea of what makes gambling tick, would rather close down rooms and restaurants and cut expenses. Besides, el Presidente has told people to stay away from Vegas; seems he doesn’t want people to lose their money before he has a chance to tax it.
Q. I understand that Michael Jackson hasn’t been buried yet. Why not? (Sophea – Jackson, MS)
A. They’re waiting to find out whether or not Nancy Pelosi will allow them to bury Jackson underneath the House of Representatives.
Q. On the news today, they said that El Nino is returning. What does that mean? (Butch – Ft. McDermitt, NV)
A. President Obama is returning from his trip abroad.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
"There ought to be one day, just one, when there is open season on Senators." – Will Rogers
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/ba
Thursday, July 9, 2009
NORTH KOREA ATTACKS... FOR REAL!
According to the Associated Press, a powerful attack that overwhelmed computers at U.S. and South Korean government agencies for days also targeted the White House, the Pentagon, the New York Stock Exchange, the National Security Agency, Homeland Security Department, State Department, Nasdaq stock market and The Washington Post. As of the time of this post, it cannot be confirmed that all of the organizations attacked successfully resisted the sustained computer assaults.
South Korean intelligence officials believe the attacks were carried out by North Korea or pro-Pyongyang forces.
The attack was remarkably successful in limiting public access to the victimized websites; the Treasury Department, Federal Trade Commission and Secret Service were still reporting problems days after the attack started during the July 4th holiday.
COMMENTS:
That sawed-off midget just won’t give up. We simply MUST get Obama over to North Korea IMMEDIATELY to apologize to the little bastard. Come on, already! And, how dumb IS North Korea, anyway? If you're looking for intelligence, you won't find any at these agencies!
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. After returning from a long vacation with my wife, I awakened the following morning to discover the air-conditioning system was not operating. I grabbed a quick shower and, feeling horny, I gently awakened my wife and suggested that she might also shower so we could make love before the house got too warm.
I waited and waited. Finally, I peeked in and found her scrubbing the shower floor and walls. I was a tad upset that my wife would rather scrub the shower than join me in bed.
She told me that she didn’t do anything wrong and that I’m being a butt head. (Wylie – Butte, MT)
A. So, why didn’t you make love in the shower, or are you one of those guys who doesn’t believe in good, clean sex? Just think… If you tied a sponge to her rear-end, she could scrub the shower walls and make love at the same time!
Q. How do I fix the drip in my bathroom? (MaryAnn – Littleton, CO)
A. Take him to the doctor and have him neutered.
Q. I just heard a shocker on the radio, that most of the so-called stimulus money Congress gave to the states to create jobs has been used to pay bills and debt instead of creating jobs, and that Washington is not really certain what’s happened to all of the money, anyway. Then, I heard that they’re talking about ANOTHER stimulus bill? (Lenny - New Smyrna Beach, GA)
A. That’s correct. So, what’s your problem?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“The first requisite for the happiness of the people is the abolition of religion.” – Karl Marx
TODAY’S VIDEO: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/664630/comedy/
South Korean intelligence officials believe the attacks were carried out by North Korea or pro-Pyongyang forces.
The attack was remarkably successful in limiting public access to the victimized websites; the Treasury Department, Federal Trade Commission and Secret Service were still reporting problems days after the attack started during the July 4th holiday.
COMMENTS:
That sawed-off midget just won’t give up. We simply MUST get Obama over to North Korea IMMEDIATELY to apologize to the little bastard. Come on, already! And, how dumb IS North Korea, anyway? If you're looking for intelligence, you won't find any at these agencies!
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. After returning from a long vacation with my wife, I awakened the following morning to discover the air-conditioning system was not operating. I grabbed a quick shower and, feeling horny, I gently awakened my wife and suggested that she might also shower so we could make love before the house got too warm.
I waited and waited. Finally, I peeked in and found her scrubbing the shower floor and walls. I was a tad upset that my wife would rather scrub the shower than join me in bed.
She told me that she didn’t do anything wrong and that I’m being a butt head. (Wylie – Butte, MT)
A. So, why didn’t you make love in the shower, or are you one of those guys who doesn’t believe in good, clean sex? Just think… If you tied a sponge to her rear-end, she could scrub the shower walls and make love at the same time!
Q. How do I fix the drip in my bathroom? (MaryAnn – Littleton, CO)
A. Take him to the doctor and have him neutered.
Q. I just heard a shocker on the radio, that most of the so-called stimulus money Congress gave to the states to create jobs has been used to pay bills and debt instead of creating jobs, and that Washington is not really certain what’s happened to all of the money, anyway. Then, I heard that they’re talking about ANOTHER stimulus bill? (Lenny - New Smyrna Beach, GA)
A. That’s correct. So, what’s your problem?
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“The first requisite for the happiness of the people is the abolition of religion.” – Karl Marx
TODAY’S VIDEO: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/664630/comedy/
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
MICHAEL JACKSON LAID
Tens of millions of Americans, estimated to be the largest television audience in history, watched and paid tribute to the ”King of Pop” during a memorial service held at Staples Field. It is estimated that over 10,000 members of the press and broadcast media alone were in Los Angeles to cover the event.
COMMENTS:
The reason so many people were watching the events unfold was that every damned television network in the world was covering it; there was virtually nothing else anyone could watch and the big news of the day therefore went uncovered: four major pharmacies near Jackson's Los Angeles home have announced they are going out of business.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. I just found out a really bad story. My boyfriend got caught having sex with his teacher. The teacher has been arrested and charged with having sex with a minor. This is really disturbing bad news to me and is causing big problems between me and my boyfriend. What he doesn’t know is that I was having sex with that teacher, too, and my feelings of guilt are destroying my sex with my boyfriend. What should I do? (Larry – Little Rock, AR)
A. I’m not going to touch this one with a ten-foot pole.
Q. There’s this theory going around that alien beings have landed and are already among us. (Alice – Topeka, KS)
A. That’s true. They’ve taken up residency at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.
Q. Now that Michael Jackson has died, what will they do with Never Never Land? (Skylo – Knoxville, TN)
A. The very first thing they are going to do is clean the sheets.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Walk softly and keep a stiff upper chin.” - Unknown Scribbler
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHnRIn74Ag&feature=topvideos
COMMENTS:
The reason so many people were watching the events unfold was that every damned television network in the world was covering it; there was virtually nothing else anyone could watch and the big news of the day therefore went uncovered: four major pharmacies near Jackson's Los Angeles home have announced they are going out of business.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. I just found out a really bad story. My boyfriend got caught having sex with his teacher. The teacher has been arrested and charged with having sex with a minor. This is really disturbing bad news to me and is causing big problems between me and my boyfriend. What he doesn’t know is that I was having sex with that teacher, too, and my feelings of guilt are destroying my sex with my boyfriend. What should I do? (Larry – Little Rock, AR)
A. I’m not going to touch this one with a ten-foot pole.
Q. There’s this theory going around that alien beings have landed and are already among us. (Alice – Topeka, KS)
A. That’s true. They’ve taken up residency at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.
Q. Now that Michael Jackson has died, what will they do with Never Never Land? (Skylo – Knoxville, TN)
A. The very first thing they are going to do is clean the sheets.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Walk softly and keep a stiff upper chin.” - Unknown Scribbler
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHnRIn74Ag&feature=topvideos
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
OBAMA, MEDVEDEV AGREE TO CUT NUKES
Presidents Barack Obama and Dmitry Medvedev have agreed to slash nuclear stockpiles by about a third. Obama also issued another of his endless apologies to foreign nations, saying that relations had "suffered from a sense of drift” under the Bush Administration. “President Medvedev and I are committed to leaving behind the suspicion and rivalry of the past."
COMMENTS:
I wonder if cutting nukes is anything like getting neutered? Historically, the United States has lived by its commitments, while Russians have not. The nuclear “slash” will probably end up being unilateral. But, what’s really important here is that the President had another chance to make America out to be the bad guys, and he did not hesitate to take advantage of it.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Who is the true leader of the free world? (Sandy – Hudson, OH)
A. Hugo Chavez
Q. My water just tested positive for the presence of parasites. What should I do? (Patula – Apache Junction, AZ)
A. Throw the liberals out of the swimming pool.
Q. If you live in California and the state gives you an “IOU” in payment of goods or services that you delivered, can you use that “IOU” to make your car payment? (Lou - Glendale, CA)
A. Go ahead and try it but, I’d suggest hiding your car from the repo man.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' - Ronald Reagan
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/196162/mother_gets_undressed_on_stage/
COMMENTS:
I wonder if cutting nukes is anything like getting neutered? Historically, the United States has lived by its commitments, while Russians have not. The nuclear “slash” will probably end up being unilateral. But, what’s really important here is that the President had another chance to make America out to be the bad guys, and he did not hesitate to take advantage of it.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Who is the true leader of the free world? (Sandy – Hudson, OH)
A. Hugo Chavez
Q. My water just tested positive for the presence of parasites. What should I do? (Patula – Apache Junction, AZ)
A. Throw the liberals out of the swimming pool.
Q. If you live in California and the state gives you an “IOU” in payment of goods or services that you delivered, can you use that “IOU” to make your car payment? (Lou - Glendale, CA)
A. Go ahead and try it but, I’d suggest hiding your car from the repo man.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' - Ronald Reagan
TODAY’S VIDEO:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/196162/mother_gets_undressed_on_stage/
Monday, July 6, 2009
AMERICAN TEA PARTY JULY 4TH PROTESTS FIZZLE
The American Tea Party shocked America and American politicians on April 15th with the huge numbers of ticked-off citizens who turned out across the country to protest Washington's policies. Those in positions of power in D.C. tried to downplay the protests by claiming that they were nothing but a “Fox News Hype,” and citizens had to be “mindless” to be involved.
Organizers across the country vowed to have even bigger demonstrations on July 4th. Nevertheless, the promise fizzled. The fizzle started with an Atlanta landowner refusing to allow Tea Party protests on his property, which he had allowed on April 15th and, by the time July 4th actually arrived, there were protesters in the 100’s instead of the 10’s of thousands all across the nation.
COMMENTS:
If I didn’t know better, I’d swear that Republicans were in charge here. The fact is that the movement seems to transcend party lines and has little to do, if anything, with Fox News. Why did it fizzle then? Because, like the Republican Party, the movement lacks cohesive leadership. It failed to get its message out. It chose a date that went up against barbecues and hotdog eating contests.
What needs to happen is that each city needs to pick a delegate to the national organization, and the national organization needs to convene and select leadership positions. While convening, the delegates need to create a uniform catalogue of their issues of discontent. And then, the movement needs to go out and register more members and to assess some moderate membership fees to bankroll getting its message heard and in organizing meaningful, vibrant protests.
Until that happens, the much needed and refreshing movement is truly pissing in the wind.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. What is peace? (Zack – Washoe Valley, NV)
A. No one knows the answer to that question because, my friend, there has never been peace on this Earth. There has always been some twit trying to have all of the gold, or to rule all of the people, or to have the only religion…on Earth. Only when Christ returns to rule this Earth can there be peace, and with the price of gas going up and up, that’s probably not going to happen soon.
Q. What is truth? (Boris – London, UK)
A. I’m not sure we will ever know truth but, if you want to know what the anti-truth is, just ask any politician.
Q. I’ve been thinking about buying a 2009 Oldsmobile, but the government has taken over General Motors and I am worried about service and warranties. (Blondie – Truth or Consequences, NM)
A. You may have every right to be worried. I don't think there's a GM dealership in the country that will service a 2009 Oldsmobile. But, on the other hand, I think if you took your 2009 Oldsmobile into a GSA location, they'd probably service it without question.
TODAY’S QUOTE: “A penny saved is a government oversight.” - Don’t know who said that one, but it surely fits our circumstances.
TODAY’S VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDA9NbPAK8o
Organizers across the country vowed to have even bigger demonstrations on July 4th. Nevertheless, the promise fizzled. The fizzle started with an Atlanta landowner refusing to allow Tea Party protests on his property, which he had allowed on April 15th and, by the time July 4th actually arrived, there were protesters in the 100’s instead of the 10’s of thousands all across the nation.
COMMENTS:
If I didn’t know better, I’d swear that Republicans were in charge here. The fact is that the movement seems to transcend party lines and has little to do, if anything, with Fox News. Why did it fizzle then? Because, like the Republican Party, the movement lacks cohesive leadership. It failed to get its message out. It chose a date that went up against barbecues and hotdog eating contests.
What needs to happen is that each city needs to pick a delegate to the national organization, and the national organization needs to convene and select leadership positions. While convening, the delegates need to create a uniform catalogue of their issues of discontent. And then, the movement needs to go out and register more members and to assess some moderate membership fees to bankroll getting its message heard and in organizing meaningful, vibrant protests.
Until that happens, the much needed and refreshing movement is truly pissing in the wind.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. What is peace? (Zack – Washoe Valley, NV)
A. No one knows the answer to that question because, my friend, there has never been peace on this Earth. There has always been some twit trying to have all of the gold, or to rule all of the people, or to have the only religion…on Earth. Only when Christ returns to rule this Earth can there be peace, and with the price of gas going up and up, that’s probably not going to happen soon.
Q. What is truth? (Boris – London, UK)
A. I’m not sure we will ever know truth but, if you want to know what the anti-truth is, just ask any politician.
Q. I’ve been thinking about buying a 2009 Oldsmobile, but the government has taken over General Motors and I am worried about service and warranties. (Blondie – Truth or Consequences, NM)
A. You may have every right to be worried. I don't think there's a GM dealership in the country that will service a 2009 Oldsmobile. But, on the other hand, I think if you took your 2009 Oldsmobile into a GSA location, they'd probably service it without question.
TODAY’S QUOTE: “A penny saved is a government oversight.” - Don’t know who said that one, but it surely fits our circumstances.
TODAY’S VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDA9NbPAK8o
Sunday, July 5, 2009
NORTH KOREA MIDGET FIRES OFF SEVEN MISSILES
South Korea reported that North Korea fired off seven missiles on July 4th in outright and arrogant defiance of U.N. Sanctions. The missiles went into the ocean between the Korean Peninsula and Japan.
COMMENTS
That short, sawed off little grunt obviously suffers from erectile dysfunction.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. Is it true that California is going to fall off into the ocean? (Philip – Reno, NV)
A. Look at it this way… That state is buried under such a huge mountain of debt right now that, if they get just one more dollar in the hole, the weight of that bill alone when added to the stack… just might do it. Of course, if Arnie would part with a few of his dollars, he could probably bail them out.
Q. Why are the North Koreans mad at us? (Kym – Toledo, OH)
A. Because they’re about the only nation left in the world that President Obama hasn’t apologized to.
Q. Is it true that there is a law against tying your alligator to a fire hydrant? (Billy – Albany, OR)
A. Yes, in downtown Detroit, Michigan. And, you can’t walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head, either.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.” Will Rogers
TODAY’S VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIHZDo9NBMk
COMMENTS
That short, sawed off little grunt obviously suffers from erectile dysfunction.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. Is it true that California is going to fall off into the ocean? (Philip – Reno, NV)
A. Look at it this way… That state is buried under such a huge mountain of debt right now that, if they get just one more dollar in the hole, the weight of that bill alone when added to the stack… just might do it. Of course, if Arnie would part with a few of his dollars, he could probably bail them out.
Q. Why are the North Koreans mad at us? (Kym – Toledo, OH)
A. Because they’re about the only nation left in the world that President Obama hasn’t apologized to.
Q. Is it true that there is a law against tying your alligator to a fire hydrant? (Billy – Albany, OR)
A. Yes, in downtown Detroit, Michigan. And, you can’t walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head, either.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.” Will Rogers
TODAY’S VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIHZDo9NBMk
Saturday, July 4, 2009
PALIN IS DUMB LIKE A FOX
She’s got tongues waggin’ from the Pit River in Northern California all of the way to Wasilla and Tampa. Not only did she announce that she’s not gonna’ run for Alaska Governor in 2010, but she also said she’s not going to finish this term. Every politician in the country, bar none, has been shakin’ his or her (or combinations thereof) head in wonderment. Is she stupid, or what?
COMMENT:
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and everyone’s been pluckin' at her since the moment John McCain picked her as is running mate. But, make no bones about this lady… She will be back, and I don’t think she’s going to take any prisoners when she gets here. The scumball David Lettermans of the world should start packin’ their crocodile suitcases right now.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. I just moved to Burney from Kentucky and I understand that they are going to put windmills up on Mt. Hatchet. Don’t we have enough wind here already? (Ginger - Burney, CA)
A. Ginger, haven’t you ever heard of Global Warming? The windmills will keep us cool, chick, cool. And, you’ll be interested to know that most folks around here are against those windmills, which is why we get to have them. Isn’t that great?
Q. I hear that, once you drop off the unemployment roles you are no longer counted as being unemployed. If that’s the case then, when we reach the point where no one is working, the unemployment percentage rate will be 0%. Could we then use the savings on unemployment benefits to pay for the new Health Care Plan? (Buster - Winnetonka, MN)
A. Are you in Congress?
Q. Is it true that Barbara Boxer chewed out a General for calling her “ma’am?” (Al - Arlington, TX)
A. Yes. She thinks that being called ma’am is derogatory and that being called “Senator” is not.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.” - Ronald Reagan
TODAY'S VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=OczJgGAzvp4
COMMENT:
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and everyone’s been pluckin' at her since the moment John McCain picked her as is running mate. But, make no bones about this lady… She will be back, and I don’t think she’s going to take any prisoners when she gets here. The scumball David Lettermans of the world should start packin’ their crocodile suitcases right now.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS
Q. I just moved to Burney from Kentucky and I understand that they are going to put windmills up on Mt. Hatchet. Don’t we have enough wind here already? (Ginger - Burney, CA)
A. Ginger, haven’t you ever heard of Global Warming? The windmills will keep us cool, chick, cool. And, you’ll be interested to know that most folks around here are against those windmills, which is why we get to have them. Isn’t that great?
Q. I hear that, once you drop off the unemployment roles you are no longer counted as being unemployed. If that’s the case then, when we reach the point where no one is working, the unemployment percentage rate will be 0%. Could we then use the savings on unemployment benefits to pay for the new Health Care Plan? (Buster - Winnetonka, MN)
A. Are you in Congress?
Q. Is it true that Barbara Boxer chewed out a General for calling her “ma’am?” (Al - Arlington, TX)
A. Yes. She thinks that being called ma’am is derogatory and that being called “Senator” is not.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.” - Ronald Reagan
TODAY'S VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=OczJgGAzvp4
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