A restaurant owner in Indianapolis is offering a 25%
discount to anyone with a concealed-carry permit who is packing a gun while
eating.
COMMENTS:
That’s a very smart and shrewd idea. No potential robber or criminal in his right
mind would ever consider trying to do anything in that place.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. What’s this about a real
nightmare on Elm Street? (Cat ~ San
Leandro, CA)
A. ‘Twas a sunny afternoon on Elm Street in Mission, Texas when
workers unearthed a coffin in the back yard of Deedee Oliveira. Once they removed the coffin and got it open,
they found the bones of the previous homeowner’s cocker spaniel. How disappointing; it at least could have
been the body of a werewolf or a liberal zombie.
Q. What do you think about Quentin Tarantino calling cops “murderers”
of innocent blacks? (Milo ~ Port
Angeles, WA)
A. He should be jailed and charged with inciting
violence. And if the Obama
administration Department of Justice refuses to do so, they should be hung by
their family jewels.
Q. I’m concerned about the Supreme Court. I think it is vital for Hillary to lose the
race for the presidency; if she should win, she’ll be able to name an
additional liberal to the bench, and then I think the country really would be
toast. (Mary Ann ~ Tallahassee, FL)
A. You’re right on the mark.
Ginsberg will surely retire soon, as will possibly Kennedy and Scalia. Ginsberg already is a left-wing liberal,
while the other two are leaning conservative.
The Court is pretty much split 4
left and 4 right, with Kennedy being very often the decided vote in
predominantly 5-4 decisions; he tends to lean right. If the composition of the Court were to
change to 6-3 liberal, this country would be toast; the left-wingers could
continue to do as they please.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a
nativity scene in Washington, DC. This
wasn’t for any religious reasons. They
couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” ~ Jay Leno
TODAY’S VIDEO:
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