Governor Chris Christie was on an Amtrak train headed back
to New Jersey after appearing on “FACE
THE NATION” in Washington, DC. He
was in the “quiet car,” making cell phone calls to the annoyance of fellow
passengers, who complained. The conductor
then had the temerity to tell him to shut down the phone calls or move to
another train car. Christie, upset
because he couldn’t have his favorite seat, evidently blamed the problem on his
security detail. He kept repeating
‘frickin’ ridiculous’ and ‘Seriously?! Seriously?!’”
COMMENTS:
He’ll make a great president.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. The term “illegal alien” is now hate speech? (Jerald ~ San Clemente, CA)
A. Rep. Joaquín Castro of Texas has introduced the Correcting Hurtful and
Alienating Names in Government Expression Act. The bill would remove the term
“illegal alien” and replace it with “undocumented foreign national” and keep all
executive branch agencies from using “alien” or “illegal alien” in signage or
any literature. Well, Joaquin, if your
illegal friends would stay home where they belong, they wouldn’t be exposed to
our “hurtful” language in the first place.
And if you or your friends don’t like it when I call them “illegal
aliens,” that’s your problem, not mine. They’re illegal, they’re aliens and they do
not belong here.
Q. I understand Michelle Obama is in the middle of a major
scandal? (Terrance ~ Shelton, WA)
A. Well, it may be major to some people, but I don’t think
so. We all know that Barack lies and
lies. We know that whatever he says
about statistics is also a lie. Michelle
had a snit fit when the CDC produced a study showing that childhood obesity had
actually not declined all that much as a result of her school lunch program and
other initiatives. She sent them off a
blistering email and they changed their story as a result, after which Michelle
went on TV to congratulate herself on her anti-obesity program. Actually, I think somebody here is a fat
head.
Q. I think the money that the House Select Committee has
spent investigating Benghazi is outrageous, especially considering that they
have never gotten to the bottom of it. (Glenda
~ Spokane, WA)
A. Have I got news for you.
The amount of taxpayer funding that has gone toward the investigation is
less than the amount the federal
government has invested in “Origami condoms” and studies on why lesbians are
obese. Talking about fat heads…..
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a
voter in your district is spam, that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of
view.” ~ Dick Morris
TODAY’S VIDEO:
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