Wednesday, October 28, 2015

GOP FINALLY DOES SOMETHING

The House of Representatives has introduced a resolution to impeach IRS Commissioner John Koskinen for “making false statements” under oath and failing to comply with a subpoena for evidence. 

COMMENTS:
Good God, could it be that those jerks have finally gotten the message that we, the people, are sick and tired of their endless banalities and lack of inertia?  Could the ominous presence of Donald Trump and Ben Carson at the top of the polls finally have given them the message that we want new, non-politicians in Congress as well as the White House?   The prospect of those jerks coming to their senses and doing something positive for a change has forced me to go straight to the liquor cabinet.   

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Do you think the FBI will nail Hillary Clinton?  (Bobbie ~ Half Moon Bay, CA)
A. No.  If the Justice Department was going to allow anybody to be nailed, it would have been Lois Lerner.  Now, I don’t know what the rules are in the Democratic Party, but let’s assume we get down to June or July and Hillary is about to officially become the party’s nominee and out of the clear blue, the FBI and the Justice Department come out with criminal charges against her.  I don’t know whether or not, under party rules, they would have to go ahead with Sanders or if they could substitute Biden for Hillary.  But, in any event, I currently don’t think that Obama would allow the Justice Department to proceed with charges. 

Q. I hear San Francisco has a huge problem with human waste in the streets?  (Tonya ~ Albuquerque, NM)
A. “Every time you get between the cars, you can look and see crap, piss, throw-up, whatever,” San Francisco resident Rick Crecy told the Chronicle. “I’ve seen people banging heroin, sleeping, having sex, everything. And it’s much worse now than it ever was.”  But, they deserve it… they’re a “Sanctuary City,” you know... one big, gigantic cesspool.   

Q. Why all of the big negative stuff about hot dogs, sausage and bacon these days?  They’ve been around for centuries and I haven’t heard of any deaths attributed to any of them.  (Sandy ~ Mukilteo, WA)
A. The Muslims are now in charge of the USDA. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“There are three kinds of men.  The one that learns by reading.  The few who learn by observation.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” ~ Will Rogers

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