Secretary of State John Kerry is warning that Global warming
is the top threat facing the world.
COMMENTS:
I wonder if the guys in I.S.I.S. know that they’re only
number two, (pardon the play on words)? Well,
fear not; Obama will send out 3,000 troops and we’ll take care of this problem
right away, yes siree! By the way, if
you think this “problem” isn’t going to be solved without raising your taxes,
you have another thing coming. The best
way to cure “global warming” is to stomp out the hot air of politicians, and we can get rid of a lot of wind rustling through the trees at the same time.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I frequently see pictures of the U.S. Capitol surrounded
by scaffolding. What are they
doing? (Anna ~ Vancouver, WA)
A. There are over 1,300 cracks in the dome, undoubtedly
caused by decades of escaping hot air and Congressional flaps. There has been
some discussion of removing the dome and replacing it with a turban.
Q. I just discovered that getting rid of your old computer,
cellphone or tablet may expose you to identity theft. How can that be? (Rhonda ~ Redding, CA)
A. Any information you have in your tech devices becomes
available to thieves when you toss it, whether you toss it into the trash,
donate it to charity or turn it in to the dealer. This applies even if you remove all files and
run defrag. As far as tablets and
cellphones go, after you remove your files you can run a reboot and reset to
factory defaults and that will clean up the problem, if you remove your SIM Card
at the same time. As for PC’s, I
recommend running some type of complete removal software, (there are several
available at nominal cost). Or, you can
ship your hard drive to the IRS, which has mastered the art of permanently removing all
sensitive information from hard drives.
Q. I was flabbergasted to hear Jimmy Carter come out and say
that Obama needs to get on the ground and go defeat I.S.I.S. He’s the last person on the face of the earth
I expected to hear that from. (Warren ~
Las Vegas, NV)
A. Sounds like he's been drinking Billy Beer, doesn't it? You would surmise that Carter’s remarks would make Obama
reconsider? There are three things you
need to know about Obama: (1) Once his mind is made up, his back has to be to
the political wall before he will consider any
alternatives; (2) He despises the military and anything its officers have to
say; (3) his balls are in his golf bag.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Technological progress has merely provided us with more
efficient means for going backwards.” ~ Aldous Huxley
TODAY’S VIDEO:
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