Friday, December 29, 2017

THE REAL, UGLY TRUTH ABIUT RACISM TODAY

Wednesday, I reported on how Sheila Jackson Lee bumped an unwitting first class passenger to the back on a United Airlines flight.  For its part, UAL said it was due to an inadvertent error and I was halfway willing to accept the proposition that United had simply screwed up... again.  But, the black Congresswoman has now made it abundantly clear that she exercised her "Congressional privilege" to bump the passenger.  She's also made it abundantly clear who the real racist is here by alleging that the only reason the woman who really belonged in that seat complained about it is that she is white and Jackson is black.  Otherwise, Jackson would have us believe, the white, Spanish -teaching Democrat bitch had no reason to complain.

Newsweek is out of their tree.  They ran a story the other day charging Melania Trump with meanly ordering the removal of a White House tree planted by Andrew Jackson in 1835.  The real story is that the tree is diseased and poses a safety hazard to those walking near it.  The White House ordered some specialists in to determine what to do about it; as a result, the tree is undergoing a severe pruning of dead and diseased branches. The first lady even requested that wood from the tree be preserved and seedlings be made available if there's an opportunity in the future to plant a new Magnolia in the same location, but you wouldn't have guessed her concern for the tree based on Newsweek's headline.  Not skipping a beat, Newsweek is already on to "reporting" more and bigger fake news. 

The NFL, in the middle of a ratings disaster due to its stance on the American Flag and National Anthem, has cancelled week 17 TV showings.  It doesn't want to be further embarrassed going into the New Year.  Evidently, the farthest thing from their minds is that they should quit being Anti-American for their New Year's resolution? 

Our spy satellites have caught China illegally selling North Korea oil 30 times since October, violating U.N. sanctions it itself voted for.    Happy New Year, world.  And, thank you so much for putting the world in this position, "Mister" Obama.  


Wednesday, December 27, 2017

KIM HASN'T LEARNED A THING

You can tell he's a die-hard, left wing Democrat because he won't accept responsibility for his own actions.  North Korea's Kim Jong-umpf.  He came out over the holiday and said that additional sanctions against his country are an economic blockade and therefore an act of war.  And, he said any country which supports these sanction will end up paying dearly for it.  We will all be punished, he threatens.  I think he's serious, because he's lined up all of his rubber duckies in a row and dressed them up in camouflage. 

Vice President Mike Pence made a visit to troops stationed Afghanistan over the Christmas holiday.  It is unclear as to whether or not he had the permission of Robert Mueller...

Assistant FBI Director Andrew McCabe is now floating balloons that he'll retire in a couple of months.  And poof, I suppose, just lake that he won't be called to task for his gross misdeeds against American democracy... just like Holder, Lynch, Rice, Obama and Clinton... he's going to get away with it. 

It is with great sadness that I report Chief Washington Correspondent James Rosen is out at FOX NEWS.  The network continues to step on its past reputation while the Murdochs seem to bound and determined to turn themselves into another CNN... with similar ratings. 


Raul Castro, Fidel's brother and the resident dictator of Cuba is stepping down in April.  The rumor floating around Washington is that Barack Obama has applied for the job.

Medical doctors are, in the truest sense of the word, quacks.  They recently came out with a finding that the normal range for blood pressure is much higher than it should be.   Normal is now 120/80 or lower.  Well, I had blood pressure a few years ago of 135/70.  At one time, I ran 140/75 and that was normal until they dropped the "good" measurement to 130.  Then, some damned doctor put me on meds and my pressure dropped to 130 and he was happy, but I felt like crap.  I quit the meds and felt much better.  One day, I saw the quack and my pressure was 145/70 and he insisted I go back on meds.  Now, they dropped it to 120/80 and they want to increase the meds.  It couldn't be, I don't suppose, that they want us on meds so they can get a bigger kickback from the pharmaceutical companies?  Nah, it couldn't be.

The illustrious Sheila Jackson Lee, who has accused everybody on the planet except for herself as being a racist, managed to bump an unwitting first class passenger on a United Airlines flight to the back part of the plane on December 18th.  United says it was an "inadvertent" internal computer error and Lee is denying she bumped anybody.  Nevertheless, United did offer the bumped passenger a $500 travel voucher and its apologies.  Fly the friendly skies?  Not me. 

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"I don't have a fear of flying.  I have a fear of crashing." ~ Billy Bob Thornton


Friday, December 22, 2017

ALL-NEW UFO STORY MAKES HEADLINES

The Navy has released footage of a Navy Fighter Jet's interaction with a UFO that occurred in 2014 near San Diego.  https://youtu.be/Fv_oCn0BR4I  The footage has whipped around the Internet faster than a speeding text message, because it certainly seems to confirm what we have all suspected or known  for decades: we are not alone... unless you're a Democrat by the name of Schumer or Pelosi.  

Seriously, I've had my own encounters with UFO's, two of them, and I'm a believer.  One was when I met Billy Carter and the other was when I met Kathy Griffin. 

Well, it appears that the witnesses from the FBI and the Justice Department who've been testifying before Congress can't get their stories straight.  When they had McCabe in a closed hearing Wednesday, he came up with different answers than those who preceded him.  Whatever happens, whatever the answers ultimately are, it seems that every one involved is trying to drag these proceedings out until after the 2024 elections.  In my day, we'd just line them up, pull out our six shooters and start firing off shots at their feet; that always produced fast answers.  These days, Members of Congress are two busy shooting off at their mouths.

With all of the hyperbole, partying and dancing over the new tax bill, one would think that Donald Duck had finally married Goofy.

Well, Franken didn't like my sarcastic suggestion that he might renege on his resignation.  Once he got wind of my ire, he came out and announced he'll leave Congress on January 2nd.  By waiting until then, I presume, he'll get a bigger retirement check.   

I see the U.N. has moved to rebuff our agreement to Israel's use of Jerusalem as its capitol and the relocation of our embassy there.  Personally, I think we should also move the U.N. building to Alcatraz Island.  

All the Dems are running around like Chicken Little, exclaiming what horrible misfortune will occur to Trump if he dares to even think about firing Robert Mueller.  Why fire the guy anyway when he stands out as the epitome of everything that is wrong with the radical left-wing of the Democrat Party?  

Well, have a Merry Christmas and let's all hope that Santa doesn't get run over by Darth Vader in a flying saucer on Christmas Eve.  See you next Wednesday.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
“I announced to people when I landed that I come in peace.”~ Barack Obama on a visit to Roswell, NM.  

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

THE REAL IRONY IN THE WASHINGTON TRAIN WRECK

I once lived in Washington State where my sons now  live and I've been on I-5 under that train bridge hundreds of times, so I'm in no way poling fun at the unfortunate people who lost their lives there or got injured.   What's really being skipped over in that the train was the inaugural run of a new high-speed effort to cut travel time between Seattle and Portland, a distance of 175 miles.  I don't know how much money they spent on this project; I'm sure it was millions and millions.  But, the new "high speed" train was only going to cut the travel time by 15 minutes. 

BIZ PAC REVIEW is reporting an entire Arizona family is now transgender.  The husband is the wife, the wife is the husband and the two boys and girls are now two girls and boys.  I guess some people would rather switch than fight.

Over 700 career bureaucrats have left the EPA since Scott Pruitt took over. As soon as he's finished cleaning house there, he should be moved to the Department of Justice, and then to State. 

Harry Reid's secret investigation into UFO's was out of this world. 

I've said in this blog a couple of times that I thought Al Franken might renege on his"resignation."  Although Franken already publicly stated he will resign, he has not yet set a date for his departure.  Now, a bunch of Democrats are trying to talk him into backing out of his resignation, much to the ire of Tina Smith, who has been named by Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton to take Franken's place.  Grab a frankenfurter and stay tuned to see where the mustard lands. 

ESPN President John Skipper has resigned his position, to deal with a "substance abuse issue."  I am sure that must be of concern to their last viewer.   Their ratings have become lower than a snake's belly. 

Judge Jeanine says Americans are so furious about the way Mueller is handling his Special Counsel job that they are ready to revolt.  She's correct, which is probably why there's such a bug push on to confiscate our guns.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"I hear you can buy the whole damned ESPN network for under $1,000." ~ The Unknown Scribbler



Monday, December 18, 2017

BLACKMAIL: HERITAGE FOUNDATION HAS GALL

I've been a member of the Heritage Foundation for several years and send them periodic contributions.  What I just got in the mail takes guts... chutzpah as it's called.  The gist of the mailer is this: if you agree to make a monthly contribution to them, automatically deducted from your checking account, they'll quit sending you so many emails and snail mails.  Isn't that just so swell?  

And they'll even make you a member of their Leader's Club!  Holy cow; what a deal!  But, if you don't do this immediately, your mailbox is going to continue to be stuffed with their mailers.  So Guido, also known as Ed Fuelner, says you must get with the program or suffer the consequences... know what I mean?  Wink, wink.  Don't be surprised if you wake up tomorrow morning and find a donkey's head in bed with you. 

Speaking of underhanded activities, we heard late Friday that the Clinton organization, through anti-Trump lawyer Lisa Bloom, offered as much as $750,000 to women to come forward and testify that Trump had or tried to have illicit sexual relations with them, and that she actively solicited donors to pay for the "project."  I wonder how much these hooligans paid the Roy Moore accusers?    By this time, it should be apparent to everyone that there is a widespread, well-organized network of people in this country who are attempting to disrupt our democratic processes.  Obama, Soros or both?  

No joke: Al Franken may renege on his resignation.  

Keeping it up with Harvey Weinstein:  Some of the women who worked for Weinstein as assistants during the height of his career say their tasks included things like renting Weinstein an apartment and filling it with lingerie, and procuring erectile dysfunction injections.  

Chicken wing sales are in a steep decline, according to recent reports.  Sanderson Farms, one of the largest producers of chicken in the U.S., said its slumping sales are due to the NFL football player demonstrations.  Soon, thousands of more chickens will once again be able to fly the coop.  

Over 200 passengers aboard the Royal Caribbean cruise ship Independence of the Seas fell ill with stomach and intestinal problems.  Heave ho, my friends... heave ho.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
As a former NFL player, I am one American who will have nothing to do with any NFL Team that cannot find the corporate courage to stand for the millions of courageous past great Americans whose sacrifice gave meaning to our flag and national anthem and to the millions upon millions who still dream to come to its free shores.
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"As a former NFL player, I am one American who will have nothing to do with any NFL team that cannot find the corporate courage to stand for the millions of courageous past great Americans whose sacrifice gave meaning to our flag and national anthem and to the millions upon millions who still dream to come to its free shores." ~ Burgess Owens



Friday, December 15, 2017

SAD, SAD, SAD

It is with great sadness that I make this report: Contrary to rumors, Paul Ryan is not going to step down at the end of this term.  That leaves at least one jackass in the swamp. 

What really disturbs me about the plethora of fake news making the rounds these days is that one outlet will come out with the absurd story and so many other outlets, including conservative outlets,  will pick up on it and run with it without verifying the content.  This nation cannot succeed by bogging itself down with rumors; we need to have facts.  It's time we got back to running our country instead of seeing who can come up with the biggest lie of the day. 

Why is it that all of the women making allegations of sexual harassment against Trump are Clinton supporters and avid Democrats?  Wouldn't you expect at least one Republican or Independent?  Are they suggesting that he is infatuated with Democrat women? 

FOX NEWS is reporting that "then-FBI Director James Comey’s draft statement on the Hillary Clinton email probe was edited numerous times before his public announcement, in ways that seemed to water down the bureau’s findings considerably."  So, he drafted this speech several weeks before even interviewing Clinton or other witnesses, which exonerated Clinton of any intentional wrongdoing in her famous email scandal.  Subsequent to that original draft, it was edited and watered down several times by his aides before he gave the speech.  I think that would have been around the time that the water in Flint, Michigan went bad... The original speech, by the way, clearly would have sent her off to jail. 

Hwang Pyong-so, a vice marshal who held the most senior position in North Korea’s military, hasn’t been seen in public since Oct. 13, sparking rumors of his death... perhaps by firing squad, perhaps by being fed to ravenous sharks.  Nobody's talking.  Maybe Kim Jon-un's rubber duckies got him?

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"It's 2017.  If you see a sexy woman headed your way, run like hell." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

NFL GETTING ITS JUST REWARD

According to Vivid Seats, a ticket reselling website, tickets for last Sunday’s NFL game between the Buffalo Bills and Indianapolis Colts sold for as little as $2.  Even the stadium’s best seats in the lower part of the stadium near the 50-yard-line were selling for just $29. Tickets at that level typically sell for hundreds, if not thousands of dollars.  Frankly, you can give me all of the tickets you want... I wouldn't even try to go to a game and would refuse to give those free seats to anyone else.   The NFL and Goodell can go to hell. 

Don't know if you remember or not, but when Obama took office, he blamed Bush for the horrible economy.  But a year after Trump turns the economy back on, Obama claims credit for it.  Everyone thinks John McCain is such a great guy, but the simple fact of the matter is that he gave Obama the presidency and we've been suffering for it ever since.  Some Democrats are saying the election of Roy Moore in Alabama will take this country back to the days of segregation.  Maybe that's not such a bad idea; Obama can go to the back of the bus where he has proven he belongs.  Just sayin'.....

Trump says its time to send men to the moon again.  Let's start with Obama, McCain and Goodell.  

The other day, while New York City was under another terrorist attack, CNN cut from the story to complain about how many Diet Cokes Trump drinks a day.  We should wonder whether he drinks them out of aluminum cans or plastic bottles so we could assess how much his drinking habits are affecting global warming.  

Guess who's leading the charge claiming that Trump should resign over sex allegations?  It's Megyn Kelly, if you remember her from FOX NEWS.  She's become such a delight...

Have you considered how much better off this country would be if they got rid of the White House Press Corps?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"America's press has gone from being the beacon of freedom to becoming the torch of oppression." ~ The Unknown Scribbler
 

Monday, December 11, 2017

PORN ON THE BENCH

Six current and former law clerks and staffers have accused 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Alex Kozinski of inappropriate behavior, including asking them to view porn with him.  Back in 2008, he was under fire for maintaining an email list which he used to distribute crude jokes, some of them sexually themed, and having a publicly accessible website that contained pornographic images.  His response to these allegations?  “I treat all of my employees as family and work very closely with most of them. I would never intentionally do anything to offend anyone and it is regrettable that a handful have been offended by something I may have said or done.”  I would say he should be disrobed, but... it's such a small thing.


Tomorrow is the big day in Alabama.  I've said almost from the beginning that I had a hard time believing the accusations against Moore since they reportedly happened years ago and nobody said a word about it until the Democrats decided they wanted another seat in the Senate.  Then all of these bimbos started showing up with allegations and, as it turns out, the first one has already been proven to be a liar and a schemer.  She should go to jail for attempting to tamper with an election, but for some reason Democrat troublemakers never do seem to go to jail.  

In the meanwhile, George Soros' paid thugs are in Alabama registering felons to vote.  This tells me that Doug Jones would be another Soros puppet in a Congress that is evidently dominated by the s.o.b. 

The International Red Cross is ordering all crosses removed from all Red Cross facilities.  Regardless of all of the good the organization has done over the decades, I just scratched them off my favorite charity list; if they no longer believe in religion, I no longer believe in them. 

I wonder if Congress is going to pass this new tax "reform" in the middle of the night?  I have a feeling this is going to be just as much of a noose around the Republican necks as ObamaCare has been for the Democrats.  The whole damned Congress is such a bunch of losers...

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." ~ H.L. Mencken


Friday, December 8, 2017

CERTIFIED, GENUINE LEFT-WING BIMBO

Chelsea Handler has evidently decided to become the latest inductee into the Kathy Griffin Fan Club.  Her disgraceful, ugly and vile diatribe against Sarah Huckabee Sanders goes beyond the pale.  Just because we have freedom of speech in this country doesn't mean you are socially acceptable when you become a gutter mouth... unless, of course, you're a certified left-wing bimbo.  Why we tolerate such trash in our midst I do not understand.

We learned Wednesday that "Swiss Made" watches contain a lot of Chinese parts.  Now, if we put too much pressure on the Chinese over North Korea, we could run out of time...

Kudos to the House of Representatives for passing a law providing for reciprocity across state lines in the carrying of concealed weapons with a permit; if you have a permit in one state, it's good in all states.  It now has to pass only the Senate and Mayor Bloomberg and his Democrat bullies are having a hissy fit.

Speaking of Democrats,  just about every one of them who was solidly in favor of declaring Jerusalem to be recognized as the capitol of Israel is now against it.  At least we now know who the hypocrites and Jew haters are in this country.

I don't know about you, but I'd be all in favor of a government shut down... permanently. 

58 House Democrats voted to impeach President Trump Wednesday.  You now have the names of at least 58 Members of Congress who need to be removed in 2018. 

Here's a totally unbelievable but true story from St. Louis: Mathew Lieberman, a fundraiser for the Democrats, has been charged with several felonies after pointing a gun at someone and screaming racial slurs.  What I find unbelievable is that I thought Democrats didn't own guns, and I also thought that there wasn't a racist bone in a Democrat body.  I guess that's what I get for thinking...

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"It's really fun to act like a bimbo.   But, it's fun to act like a bimbo only when people know that you're really not one." ~ Laura Dern


Wednesday, December 6, 2017

AN ILLEGAL GETS AN UNJUST SENTENCE?

I can't believe it: Up in Portland, Oregon, an illegal who has been deported 20 times was caught and sentenced to 35 years in prison for sexually assaulting a 65-year-old woman.  He also stole her car and headed off to another location where he assaulted another woman.  After what happened with Kate Steinle's murderer in San Francisco, this guy's 35 year sentence in totally amazing to me. 

The V.A. has an office in Miami; the office building has a cafeteria.  The cafeteria just underwent an inspection ordered by the agency's administration and it failed; there was evidence of insect and rodent droppings, unrefrigerated food and dirty drawers and storage racks.  A V.A. representative says roaches in food is a constant thing around the V.A., so I guess that makes it acceptable.  Next time you eat in their cafeteria, if you ever do, use plenty of Tabasco Sauce. 

Here's another great Florida story: last month, an opossum broke into a Florida liquor store and drank a bottle of booze.  When found, the animal was pretty well under the weather and was taken to a nearby animal shelter where it was flushed for two days with fluids before recovering.  Word has it the opossum is a registered Democrat. 

The U.S. is scouting the west coast looking for places to install a missile defense system against the possibility of a North Korea attack, according to recent news stories.  I guess that means that up until this time we have been unprotected on the west coast against an attack by Russia or China.  I wonder what has happened to our military posture; back in the 60's and 70's, we had plenty of west coast defenses.  One thing I do know is that no country in its right mind is going to nuke Burney. 

Why haven't we banished George Soros from this country yet? 



Former Florida Democratic Congresswoman Corrine Brown was sentenced on Monday to five years in prison for mail, wire and tax fraud involving a sham charity.  How can that be?  She's a Democrat, isn't she?  She was in Congress, wasn't she?  How can she be sentenced for anything? 

John Conyers is sick and tired of everybody including Nancy Pelosi  picking and carping at him, so he's going to show them!  He's retiring and wants the job to go to his son, John Conyers III; that way, he can continue to keep Washington graft and corruption in the family. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Make crime pay.  Run for Congress." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

Monday, December 4, 2017

A POX ON TARGET AND BELK DEPARTMENT STORES!

The Salvation Army is one of few charities in the country where every dollar they take in in donations goes to its intended purposes, in this case feeding and caring for the homeless and otherwise distressed people of the country.   Target banned the Salvation Army from putting up kettles and ringing bells in 2004; now, Belk is joining in. 

They say its about a new look at "social consciousness."  But, I'm sure truth is that they figure the $2 million or more that the Salvation raises in front of their stores would be so much more useful if spent inside their stores as opposed to being tossed into donation kettles.   Well, I put my money where my mouth is; you couldn't get me inside one of those stores if they were giving their merchandise away for free.  Period.  
 
I'm beginning to think what Mueller is to "the establishment," Putin was to the KGB.

Those who think Franken and Conyers should resign are in for a rude awakening... it's called "Up Yours America."

Attorney Gloria Allred says that Judge Roy Moore wrote in his accuser's high school year book when he was in his 30's.  Moore denies it and asks Allred to submit the yearbook at a knowledgeable but disinterested third party to get the "writing" authenticated.  Allred refuses.  Get the picture?  

Convenience stores become targets for criminals, particularly in the wee small hours of the morning.  That's why you see plexiglass between the registers and the customers in many such stores.  Well, one Philadelphia politically-correct council member says the plexiglass barriers make customers lose their dignity and she wants them to come down.  She doesn't care if clerks get shot or not; it's all about "dignity."  It's better to have a dead clerk than to have one of her constituents lose dignity. 

A whole lot of people are ticked off at Elizabeth Warren and her fake Native American status.  I don't know what the problem is; I can't think of a Democrat in Congress who isn't as phony as a four dollar bill...

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"I'm just happy I'm not a phony." ~ MIke Tyson
 

Friday, December 1, 2017

NORTH KOREA READIES ANOTHER LAUNCH

Word late yesterday is that North Korea is feverishly preparing a site at its missile launch center for another launch.   Sanctions seem to be working really well...

Judging by the way things are going, I think the sexual revolution has just revolved again.

John Conyers is in the hospital with "stress problems."  I don't know what he could be stressed about, unless they discover that he and Pelosi had an affair...   The other day she was glaring mad because we were picking on that celebrated Democrat "icon," and yesterday she said... he's gotta go bye bye. 

I'm not saying Kim Jong Un is short, but I sure would appreciate it if someone would pound his sorry butt another three feet into the ground and then he'd be totally buried.   

In reading about alien's in history on foxnews.com, I discovered that scientists exhumed Napoleon's body to see if they could figure out why he was so small and they discovered a microchip in his skull, somewhat akin to microchips you plant in dogs.  Now, how could this happen that many years ago, even before microchips were invented?  Of course, this all begs the question: does Barack Obama have such an implant?  I mean, Napoleon and Barack both had a lot of similarities...to dogs, that is. 

I guess it's now official: Al Franken is a breast man. 

How long do you figure Ryan, McConnell and Schumer can keep their mouths shut over these Congressional sex scandals and the top secret slush funds?

I keep getting emails from Trump's campaign team... It's my last chance; If I don't pony up by midnight, they won't allow me to contribute ever again. 

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"The hottest place in hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict." ~ Martin Luther King Jr.  

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

BUFFALO HILL

Okay, Hillary... You have become the 1,300 pound (no insult intended) buffalo in the room.  You've made it abundantly clear that you don't give a damned about America by going to Beijing and talking treasonous talk, soliciting the aid and comfort of our adversary by saying that we have no right to get tough on them or on Korea.  Enough is enough: either shut the hell up or get out of our country.  Hillary, if you feel that strongly about it... why don't you stay in China; we all know how much you loved and admired Chairman Mao anyway.  Hmmm... Buffalo in a China closet? 

The Chicken Littles of the world keep running around hollering that North Korea could take out our electrical grid at any moment.  Well, that would have some benefits: for one thing, it would silence the left-wing, mainstream media. Trump wouldn't be able to Twitter.  CNN would fold its "fake news" tent.  We wouldn't be able to recharge our cellphones; robocalls would stop.  And we wouldn't have to be confronted with Pelosi's Grand-Canyon-sized mouth every time we look at the tube.  

So, China sends an envoy to North Korea to settle them down, and Kim responds by firing off another missile.  I guess the Chinese can't tell North Korea how to act?  Could it actually be that Kim Jong-un is now the de facto authority over China?  That's an interesting do-si-do, isn't it?  I mean... talk about the tail wagging the dog! 

I don't know why anyone should be upset because Schumer and Pelosi refused to attend a meeting at the White House.  They did the whole country one great big favor.  Someone should send them each an ice cone.  

An Argentinian woman has been arrested after she allegedly cut off her boyfriend’s penis with scissors.  I wonder if they were pinking shears?  I also wonder if she is any relation to Lorena Bobbitt.  Anyway, I presume that ended their snippy relationship.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"If you don't have integrity, you have nothing.  You can't buy it.  You can have all the money in the world, but if you are not a moral and ethical person, you really have nothing."  ~ Henry Kravis 

Monday, November 27, 2017

THE EARTH IS FLAT

Mike Hughes, no relation to Howard, planned to launch a steam-powered rocket into space over the weekend to prove that the Earth is actually flat and that anyone who says otherwise is nuttier than a fruitcake.  He claims to have built the steam-powered rocket out of scrap metal parts in his garage. The project cost around $20,000, including the purchase of a motor home off Craigslist that was converted into a ramp.  “I don’t believe in science,” Hughes said. “I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that’s not science, that’s just a formula. There’s no difference between science and science fiction.”

Rumor has it that he also believes global warming is real and that it is caused by too much methane gas emanating from humans drinking too many lattes.  From the sounds of everything, he must be a full-fledged left-wing, establishment Democrat, and yes... he's from California.

Senator Chuck Schumer says he's against adding a gas tax to fund the national infrastructure.   Why, I ask.  California just piled on a huge gas tax increase; why shouldn't the feds?  I mean, even with the cost of healthcare, federal and state income taxes, licenses and other fees, we still manage to keep three cents out of every dollar we make; why shouldn't they seize that, too?  Who needs money for condoms anyway?

Have you noticed that 100% of those seeking to have Judge Roy Moore quit the Alabama senatorial race are Trump haters?

The NFL is moving toward keeping teams off the field until the American flag has been raised and the National Anthem has been played.  Now, if that doesn't totally lay bare their anti-American bias, what does?   I don't know about you, but I'd just as soon see them throw all of their cleats into garbage cans and let all of the air out of all of their balls... play on words intended.

Lois Lerner wants a Federal Judge to rule that testimony she gave under oath regarding the IRS targeting of Tea Party organizations must be sealed... forever.  Maybe they can just throw it into the vault with the documents on the Kennedy assassination?  

So, Michigan Representative John Conyers is now on the hot seat for inappropriate behavior.   His latest accuser claims he held meetings while wearing nothing but his skivvies, brown streaks and all.  Let me guess: It's not only his mind that's small?

Archaeologists in Israel have uncovered a stunning 1,500-year-old Christian mosaic that was once the floor of a church or monastery.  Scientists attempting to decipher a Greek saying inscribed thereon says it mentions something about the Russians colluding with Abraham Trumpf. 

Capping the Thanksgiving indigestion off with this:  A fellow in Frankfurt Germany parked his car, a VW of course,  in a parking garage some 20 years ago and forgot where he parked it.  Well, workers were getting ready to demolish an old industrial building a few days ago when they discovered the car.  Now, that's not the amazing part of this story.  During those 20 years, no one ripped off the tires or hubcaps, no one broke into it and stole the radio and no one had sex on its hood. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."  ~ P.J. O'Rourke

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

GETTING THE BIRD FOR THANKSGIVING

I think back about where we were last year at this time, all optimistic and looking forward to the many great things that would be coming our way under the Trump Presidency. 

Well, so much for healthcare reform.  The wall is in jeopardy and the Republican Senate is doing everything it possibly can to scuttle Trump's new tax plan.  Hillary is still moping around saying she got cheated out of the presidency, the Department of Justice, the FBI and the Department of State continue to stonewall and get away with it, and the Democrats have successfully prevented anything from getting done in Washington.  In fact, the only thing of substance coming out of this great new government is Neil Gorsuch.  And the stench that Trump refers to as "The Swamp" stinks worse by the day.  

I think we Americans are really getting the bird this Thanksgiving.  

It's evident that Colin Kaepernickle is still in charge of the NFL, even though he doesn't work there anymore.  

Kim Jong-un hasn't budged an inch in the last year.   As a matter of fact, the fat midget is closer than we think to being able to send nuke to Pahrump, Nevada... and that's really scary. 

No man in his right mind wants to be within 100 yards of a woman these days.  

Nobody is talking about the number of U.S. sailors who have died or are seriously ill from radiation poisoning as a result of the Fukushima nuclear explosion six years ago.  Why is that? 

What's going on with the Clinton Foundation these days and where's all the money?  

Now that I've managed to ruffle your feathers, have a Happy Thanksgiving.  See you next week.

TODAY'S QUOTE: "My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor." ~ Phyllis Diller


Monday, November 20, 2017

IT'S BACK! THAT VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY!

Hillary certainly hasn't faded into oblivion as most of Americans would prefer she do.  Instead, she's back to her old tricks, especially regarding the Uranium One scandal, where she sold 20% of the country's uranium stockpile to the Russians and garnered over $145 million in contributions to the Clinton Foundation in the process.  She says the whole thing is a political game by Donald Trump, designed to distract the nation from Trump-Russian collusion allegations.  Yip... it's all part of that old right-wing conspiracy that just simply won't go away.  Damned Republicans anyway... aren't they just such the nuisance?

And, just as a side note, a year after the fact she says she wants an "independent commission" to investigate and determine how it was that she lost the election.  Hillary, it's simple: you and Barack didn't buy off enough of the right people in the right places.  By the way... what happened to all, of that money in the Clinton Foundation?

Grab your 12 gauge shotguns and head for the porch; Joe Biden has all but announced he's going to run in 2020.  That'll most surely burn Hillary's caboose...

Leon Panetta claims the Trump team met 30 times with the Russians.  No mention of how many times he, Bill, Hillary and the Clinton team met with the Russians.  Come on, Leon... what's the real skinny here?   

Oh, and Leon also says Bill more than paid the price for the Monica Lewinsky thing.  Or was it HIS thing?  So anyway, it's only fair that Roy Moore be disqualified... according to Leon.   As for Al Franken,  he says he's not going to resign.  Like Bill, he's a Democrat and he doesn't have to. 

TODAY'S QUOTE: "I shouldn't make fun of the blacks: President Obama is a personal friend of mine.  He was over to my house yesterday, but the mop broke." ~ Don Rickles

Friday, November 17, 2017

SECRET CONGRESSIONAL SEX FUND

Congress has a top secret slush fund of $15 million or so used to buy off women who  bring sexual misconduct charges against Members.  These are the same guys who want to hang Judge Moore out to dry.  And Members of Congress are now accusing each other of sexual harassment.  I find it sooo hard to believe, don't you?  I don't understand why they want an ethics probe;  they have no ethics to investigate! 

They treated Jeff Sessions with kid gloves in Congress the other day.  Like the rest of establishment members who have testified before Congress, he wasn't asked any questions of substance and he didn't recollect much anyway.  He has to go, and I don't mean to the restroom.

Joe Biden says the AR-15 used to bring down the Texas church shooter should be banned.  Yeah, Joe, go ahead and run for president and see what happens.

Judge Roy Moore is absolutely right on one point: Mitch McConnell has failed conservatives miserably and must be replaced.  Just as a side question, I wonder how many times Mitch has dallied with a young dish in his day?  What gets me is the number of women now coming forward claiming they were sexually harassed or mistreated 40 years ago; to me, it defies all logic that not one of them... not one... spoke up at the time... and none of their relatives or friends did, either. 

The US Army says it wants to take in recruits with histories of "depression, self-mutilation, bipolar disorder, drug & alcohol abuse." Hell, everybody in Congress is going to end up in the Army!  

McCain says he does not believe in America First.  Maybe he believes in Viet Nam first? 

Papa Johns has just made their pizza taste like bad custard over their NFL waffling.  I'm a veteran; I don't need their damned pizza.  

Anthony Weiner says he wants pen pals while he's in prison.  Get the picture?  

TODAY'S QUOTE: "One good way to prevent aging is to die early." ~ The Unknown Scribbler 




Wednesday, November 15, 2017

WHERE DID OUR COUNTRY GO, ANYWAY?

Thanks to Harvey Weinstein and the liberal cavalry, we now know that the nation is full of molesters and rapists.  The problem is that the liberals have not yet decided which is worse... rapists or racists.  All a woman has to say these days is,"I think..." and the Republican establishment, the Democrats, the main-stream media and Gloria Allred all go rabid.  In Judge Roy Moore's case, all of the above are so anxious to derail Trump's Presidency that they're more than willing to throw due process out the window. 

While the allegations against Moore may be true, who's going to prove it?  We're 40 years down the road; there's no evidence.  By failing to bring charges, the "victims" became complicit in the events years ago.  This whole scenario is nothing but a well-organized political "hit" job, and I'm sick and tired of everybody who is participating in it.  You're disgusting... all of you.  The man is entitled to his day in court before he is found guilty. 


Why hasn't the mainstream media reported on attendance at NFL games over the Veteran's Day weekend? 

Another thing not getting reported is that the Texas church shooter was shot three times... none of the bullets came from cops. 

It appears that the liberal establishment is now going after Sean Hannity.  They intend to destroy FOX NEWS one way or another. 

An emergency alert system that would have notified northern California residents that a fire was headed their way, was delayed by the Obama Administration.  Literally hundreds of residents were never notified to be ready to evacuate. 

I think the odds of Sessions actually naming a special council over the Clinton matters is about the same as the odds of the Republicans getting behind their President. 

Rand Paul is back to work in the Senate, but he is unlikely to take any ribbing.  

TODAY'S QUOTE: "If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology." ~ Jay Leno

Monday, November 13, 2017

SICK AND TIRED OF CONGRESSIONAL GAMES

Whatever happened to the idea of a flat tax?  What about getting rid of loopholes and having tax simplification?  It seems to me that things now in the works are even more complex than what they are today.  Yes, we're having changes, but to what?  We should have learned by the Obama-Pelosi healthcare example that we should be careful what we wish for; we just might get it.  The new tax plans are just like the new health care plans were: a whole lot of bullshit and nothing of substance. Maybe we shouldn't worry about it anyway; every day that goes by convinces me more and more that there's going to be no new tax plan in this Congress. 


Speaking of healthcare, I don't qualify for ObamaCare.  I'm on Medicare and just got the bill for my new supplement.  It's going up to $825 per quarter, (and that's just for me) ... 165% of what it was four years ago.  There's nobody anywhere in Washington talking about relief for middle Americans on fixed incomes.  I don't know about you, but everyone in Congress needs a good, strong enema. 

Yeah, I really agree that Bowe Bergdahl should receive $300,000 in back pay, don't you?  I mean, if you're going to insult the military and patriotic Americans by letting him off the hook,  why not just rub some serious salt in our wounds and pay him?

Then there's this Judge Roy Moore thing... some 40 years after the fact, during which the accuser(s) have kept silent, and now that he's about to become elected as a U.S. Senator, they come forward and claim they were sexually molested... all according to that venerable bastion of veracity The Washington Post.  What's worse is that the members of collective Republican "establishment,"  all of which despise Moore because he's not part of that "establishment," are crawling back under the rocks in the sewers from whence they came.  


I see that Little Rock, AR has no interest in bringing in the new "second" headquarters for Amazon along with 50,000 new jobs and $5 billion in construction costs.  While that would certainly jack up real estate values and add to the local economy, I think the residents figure they'll have much more trouble finding a place to park.  

TODAY'S QUOTE: "The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office." ~Will Rogers

Friday, November 10, 2017

TIME TO CHANGE UNDERWEAR

They're now alleging that  the Star Spangled Banner is racist.  I guess everything that's American is racist these days; I checked the labels and it's even time to change underwear. 

MS-13 is running around killing people and causing mayhem.  I think it's time the Democrats confiscated their guns.

A self-driving shuttle has crashed in Las Vegas, where they just launched the project.  Well, the whole idea was a roll of the dice to start with...

A UPS driver was delivering a package to a house in Oregon when he heard a loud plea for help coming from inside.  So, he called the cops.  They showed up, presumably with guns drawn, and discovered that the cries for help were coming from the family's pet parrot.  The owner's name?  You guessed it: Susan Baird

A good chuck of San Francisco is built on very unstable ground.  There's a monster building there called the Millennium Tower which has sunk more than a foot and is still sinking.  Residents are afraid that the project will soon be under water...

Interesting headline of the day... "The Dangers of a Bowel Obstruction."  I'm not kidding; it was on FOXNEWS.COM in the health section.  Okay... I'll quit talking politics.

Well, police just arrested a man at an Indian airport.  At the time of his arrest, he was wearing a condom stuffed with heroin, among another thing.  I wonder if his last name is Weinstein? 

TODAY'S QUOTE: "The word 'racism' is like ketchup.  It can be put on practically anything... and demanding evidence makes you a 'racist.'" ~ Thomas Sowell

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

LET THE FINGER POINTING BEGIN

We always knew the DNC and the Clinton Mob were as corrupt and crooked as you can get.  I could never figure out why someone within some facet of their criminal empires wasn't coming forward to squeal.  Given the fact that she had provided Hillary with debate questions in advance, the last person I expected to pop off at the gums was Donna Brazile.  But, bless her pea pickin' little old heart, she's singing like a canary. 

What you can expect now is that more rats, each trying to save him or herself from political disaster and avoid time in the Federal pokey, will come forward and add their little tales of "oversights, misinterpretations, spins and lies" to the pile while others shuck and duck and point their knobby little fingers of blame at whoever happens to be in the line of fire.  Those bullets of blame are going to be flying in Washington much faster than even an AK-47 can spit them out.  Maybe that's why they're all so high on gun control? 

I see someone has been ribbing Rand Paul.   

A Dallas man was arrested at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue after traveling to Washington to kill all white police.  Why is it that so many nutcases show up at the White House?  Just sayin'...

There was a car crash near Nisku, Alberta.  When cops arrived, they found five naked occupants in the car.  Police think drugs or alcohol may have been a factor.  There's evidently no truth to the rumor that they're all from the Harvey Weinstein family.  

Speaking of nudity in public, there's a new restaurant in Paris for nude dining only.  It's called O'naturel and they're getting a lot of people to hang out there... 

"The world changed.  Hollywood changed.  I think we've lost something and we don't know how to get it back." ~ Roy Rogers 
 

Monday, November 6, 2017

THE SAVINGS THAT ISN'T

This Daylight Savings Time is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard of.  We changed time yesterday, now it takes six months to get used to it and then... boom... we change time back. It's no wonder we're always grouchy.   One of the big arguments is that school kids are more vulnerable in the dark; well, why not just change the school hours, then?  Another argument is that you get an "extra hour" to do things in the summertime; there are no "extra hours."  There are only 24 hours in any one day.  One big argument against changing time after time after time is about us old farts.  We're more stubborn and set in our ways and America should respect its elders.  If you want to keep changing your sleep patterns, just reset your own damned clocks and leave the rest of us alone.

Well, this German discovered what he thought was a World War II bomb in his backyard.  After all of these years, it just suddenly appeared?  And it was just laying there, right on top of the ground.  So, he called the cops and they went rushing over to his place with the bomb squad in tow, sirens blaring.  Yeah, it turned out to be an extra-large zucchini.  They have all just qualified themselves to be Members of Congress.

I would guess that the odds of anyone in the Clinton Mob being held accountable for their dirty and illegal deeds are about the same as the odds ObamaCare will ever be repealed or that true tax reform will ever be passed.   I'm also inclined to think we should tar and feather every politician and bureaucrat in Washington and then run them out of the country on a flight back to Mars.

If you caught the Oklahoma - OSU game Saturday you'd certainly have to agree that the NFL isn't worth the time of day or the price of admission.  Who wants to pay that kind of money to watch a bunch of idiots make poison ivy out of themselves? 


Have you noticed that everyone in the country is talking about sexual harassment except Bill Clinton?

Obama and Pelosi played a horrible trick on America with ObamaCare.  But, they taught us a lesson: when the scalawags are all touting how good something is in Washington, it probably is not.  Now, the Ryans the McConnells the the Trumps of Washington are all touting their new tax plan as being the best thing to happen to the country since the Declaration of Independence.   Just sayin'...

"It's daylight savings time, then it isn't.  You spring forward, then you fall back.  It's like the Republicans getting out of bed." ~ The Unknown Scribbler


Friday, November 3, 2017

THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF THE NFL LOOMS

Colin Kapernick's attorney says Kaepernick is on the verge of signing a contract with an NFL team.  It seems hard to fathom a team willing to take on a player who is suing the NFL alleging collusion by team owners against him.  Given Kaepernick's abhorrent conduct and the NFL's blatant disrespect for American patriotism, I would suggest that they can all rot in hell, but I suspect that even hell wouldn't want them in.  

Why is it that Paul Manafort gets indicted over things that happened as far back as 2002 while Hillary Clinton goes Scott free?  It's obvious that George Soros, through Clinton and the "establishment," now rules everything in the country.  King George III has been reincarnated.  Anybody for a good, old fashioned Boston Tea Party?

The Economist, a left-wing magazine, says the U.S. Armed Forces are not patriotic Americans; the only reason they fight, according to the left, is to help their comrades.  It also says Americans have a hopeless romantic love affair with the military.  Well, they are very lucky they're not in my foxhole and that, my friends, is why I have more than one gun and a big pile of ammo.

News reports suggest that the FBI has been busy trying to determine a motive for the NYC terrorist attack.   Duh?  Anybody knows that terrorism is its own motive.  If they have to ask that question, I think the FBI needs a glass stomach so it can find its way around.

Antifa, MS-13, BLM, Mexican drug cartel, ISIS... The left says don't worry, we're strong, continue on with business as usual, don't be afraid, don't get angry.  I say, bull... The governments, federal state and local, are not going to protect us; they've made that evident.  We need to get angry.  We need to arm ourselves to the teeth and get ready to fight, because that is what it is going to come to if we continue to allow officials to stick their heads in the sand and do nothing about it. 

And how about this great new tax plan?  It looks to me like a lot of dumbo mumbo-jumbo.  Well, you get a larger individual tax deduction, the rates are a tad lower... and the exclusions of current deductions are of enormous affect.  Could our government be foisting a "smoke and mirrors" slight-of-hand on us?  No... no way... not our politicians; they'd just never do that. 

So, Hillary took total control of the DNC in 2015 and stacked the deck to prevent any possibility of Bernie winning the election?  Wouldn't you refer to that as a "rigged election?"   Could it be that Team Trump beat her at her own game?  Maybe that's why she's so pissed off.  


"Politicians spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke and cow manure." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

DEMOCRATS PLAN TO GET RICH DURING FEDERAL TAX REFORM

The governors of California and New York are salivating at the prospect of  screwing citizens by raising state income taxes right after proposed federal income tax reform takes effect.  Never ones to miss an opportunity to get into our pockets, the governors figure you're not entitled to any extra money in your pockets, but they are. 

What I can't figure out is this:  Robert Mueller, the know-it-all, high-priced attorney who was given a mandate to nail Trump to the wall for collusion with Russia, hired 15 equally high-priced, know-it-all attorneys... and all that he can come up with are some obscure charges against Paul Manafort which have nothing to do whatsoever with Trump.  In fact, any two-bit attorney fresh out of law school could have done better.  Gosh, could it be that Mueller and team can't even manufacture a case against Trump?

Here's hoping that by now you've gotten rid of your annual Halloween sugar high...

Lindsey Graham says there will be "holy hell to pay" if President Trump fires Robert Mueller.  Once again, Lindsey makes it clear to the whole country just how sweet and charming he really is... What a guy!

Glamour Magazine has award Maxine Waters its lifetime achievement award.  The rumor is that it was a tossup between her and Kathy Griffin... 

Just as we have another terrorist attack, this time in New York, we have a couple of Federal judges who insist on preventing the Trump Administration from taking steps to limit who is coming into our country and under what circumstances.  How can they sleep at night?  

"Terrorism is a psychological warfare.  Terrorists try to manipulate us and change our behavior by creating fear, uncertainty and division in society." ~ Patrick J. Kennedy
 

Monday, October 30, 2017

TODAY IS THE BIG DAY


Today is the day that Robert Mueller is going to try and fend off the wolves demanding his resignation by making public the particulars of a grand jury indictment.  Yeah, it's under a strict gag order called a "sealed" indictment, which is Washington-speak for leak at will and that, of course, is why we even know about it.  Maybe James Comey had something to do with it.  Anyway, wouldn't it be something if the indictment is against Hillary Clinton?  Eric Holder?  Loretta Lynch? Yeah, right. 

By law, everyone involved knew that all remaining JFK files were to be released last Thursday night; they knew it for 25 years.  So, the obvious question is: Why did they want until the afternoon of the day when the files were to be released to request a delay?  Especially since it's been major news for several weeks now that the documents had to be released by midnight last Thursday?  And why did they say some 32,000 files remained, and then allege somewhere around 18,000 were left?  What happened to the other 14,000?  Are they being hidden in Hillary's basement on a server?


Scientists have been all atwitter because some unidentified object from outer space flew into our solar system and passed Earth at 24 million miles and is now headed back into outer space after circling the sun.  It defies everything they understand about comets and the rest of its behavior gives them no clues.  Could it be that aliens arrived in a spaceship, took a gander at us with their binoculars and decided to get out of here ASAP, setting a course for home?  If they caught a glimpse of Maxine Waters, I could understand why.

So, this 26 year-old Michigan teacher was having sex with a student in her husband's basement man cave.  I hear Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, and Bill Clinton are desperately trying to get in touch with her...

Ashamed over their increasing prices of meats, the nation's grocery stores are taking to a new slight of hand.  Take a rib steak for example, selling at $9.99 or $10.99 a pound, now being advertised in big bold red numbers at $6.99, then in small letters underneath the words "for ten ounce steak" are added.  

"The real national house of horrors is on The Hill in Washington, DC." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

Friday, October 27, 2017

IF YOU'RE INTO MATH, YOU'RE A WHITE SUPREMACIST

Mathematics is now to blame for white superiority, according to University of Illinois professor Rochelle Gutierrez. “On many levels, mathematics itself operates as Whiteness. Who gets credit for doing and developing mathematics, who is capable in mathematics, and who is seen as part of the mathematical community is generally viewed as White,” Gutierrez argued.  She also worries that algebra and geometry perpetuate privilege, fretting that “curricula emphasizing terms like Pythagorean theorem and pi perpetuate a perception that mathematics was largely developed by Greeks and other Europeans.”  I don't get her ridiculous angle. 

It looks like the "Big C," Colin Kaepernick, is going to make a bundle of money by signing a million-dollar book deal with Random House.  Now in this instance, I advocate for a huge book burning party.

Senators Bob Corker and Jeff Flake are making a lot of noise after they announced they will not run for reelection.  Only 98 more Senators to go...

A recent survey shows that 89% of Americans are upset with the way the government spends our tax money.  Evidently, the other 11% must be beneficiaries of that 89%.

I don't see the problem with all of these sexcapades in Hollywood and television.  I mean, they're all liberals aren't they?  Aren't liberals entitled to screw everybody?  Sorry there, Mr. McCain... Hope I didn't step on your toes. 

Speaking of sex, it now appears that Stephen Paddock's brother has been involved in child porn.  Wow, what a fine American family!  Plus, they say Paddock removed the hard drive from the laptop found in his Las Vegas suite.  Now, if he had the lap top there, I would have to think he needed it for something.  So, how did the hard drive get out of the room?  And what was so urgent that the Mandalay Bay security guard headed straight for Mexico?  Just askin'...


I think Hillary now has her tits in a wringer.

And speaking of tits, or the lack thereof, that fine American jewel, Kathy Griffin, appears to be in the Clinton Camp, calling 63 million of us "deplorable."  Griffin tore into the 63 million Americans who voted for Trump, blaming them for her D-list career. “These Trump folks self-identify as ‘deplorable,'” she said. “They’re psychos. They’re nuts! I don’t know what’s happening in my own country.”  That's the problem, Kathy: you see, it's not your country; it's ours.  

"God exists since mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists since we cannot prove it." ~ Andre Weil



Wednesday, October 25, 2017

AN AMERICAN MOMENT

While Santa Rosa's Fire Department Station 5 crew was out fighting fires, their station burned down, including the U.S. flag on the pole out front.  A fire crew from neighboring Contra Costa County brought a new flag to Station 5 and raised it up to the flagpole as a sign of support.  It should be mentioned that no one... not a single soul... was down on knees while the flag went up.

Justin Timberlake is going to do the halftime show at Super Bowl?  That's another reason I won't be watching this year.  Why don't they get Colon Kapernickel to sit on his keister and sing the Star Spangled Banner while they're at it?

Maxine Waters says she's going to "take Trump out."  I wonder what Melania has to say about that?  Maybe all three of them will go out for dinner at Denny's? 

Kathy Griffin  is evidently tossing her attorney, Lisa Bloom, out of the Kathy Griffin Fan Club and asking Bloom to refund her attorney fees.  Better be careful there, Lisa; the next thing you know, Kathy's going to be dangling your head at a press conference and it will be Donald Trump's fault. 

Hillary is using curse words again, this time to describe how she was trying to get out of attending Trump's inauguration.  And Trump was wondering who in the hell the jackass was that invited her.

How many more years do you think it will be before the mainstream media even mentions the Clinton-Russia crimes?

Mitch McConnell is now running around and gushing over how much he loves and admires President Trump.  I think some joker slipped acid into Mitch's brandy...

North Korea is preparing biological weapons for deployment in the near future, according to a study by Harvard University.  Preparations are in the works for smallpox and the plague to be used to destabilize economies and create fear among populations prior to an all-out attack.   It would be very easy to deploy such agents in South Korea.  Maybe we should infest Kim Jong-un with cockroaches first. 

I wonder how many people are going to be thanking Bowe Bergdahl for his service on Veteran's Day?  I even heard he's a nominee for the Jane Fonda Achievement Award. 

"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government." ~ Edward Abbey


Monday, October 23, 2017

ILLEGAL ALIEN SET CALIFORNIA WILDFIRES

It tuns out that the arsonist suspected of starting fires in California's Sonoma wine country is an illegal from Mexico who has been twice deported.  But, since California is now a "sanctuary state,"  I guess that means he can't go to jail?  ICE says they issued five retainer requests for Jesus Fabian Gonzalez in the last year alone, all of which were ignored by California law enforcement.  If you think that's wrong, you're a racist and a deplorable.  Suck it up, America; we have become our own worst enemies. 

U.S. Representative Frederica Wilson is reprehensible beyond description; she is the classic definition of "obscene," being that of having no redeeming value. I did hear through the grapevine that she's up for an honorary lifetime membership in the Kathy Griffin Fan Club. 

NFL players say they will not, repeat WILL NOT, stand for the National Anthem until Colin Kaepernick gets a job?  Let them all rot in hell... or San Francisco, whatever.

I don't see the real problem with Harvey Weinstein screwing everybody.  Congress does it every day.

Did it ever occur to you that we lived a previous life, badly misbehaved and got sent to an earth infested with Democrats?

So Robert Mueller has a reputation of being an underhanded and unscrupulous attorney?  Wow... who would have thought...?  Doesn't it tick you off that his longtime buddy Ron Rosenstein got him that job, and that Rosenstein is there because of Jeff Sessions?  And that Jeff Sessions is there because of Donald Trump?  And that Donald Trump is there because of Hillary Clinton?  Just sayin'...

Proof that Democrats have no conscience:  Republicans will occasionally cross party lines to vote what is best for America and to vote their conscience.   Democrats, however will not.

Billionaire George Soros has sunk $18 billion into his anti-gun, anti-conservative political machines.  By the looks of things in Congress, he's single-highhandedly purchased just about every politician he possibly can.  Think about what good that money would do toward caring for the poor, sick and elderly in this country.  I guess such humane ideas are not on his agenda, but we all know what is.  

Our intelligence and government law enforcement agencies community seem to be controlled by imbeciles and vermin. 

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein

Friday, October 20, 2017

JUST WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN?

Samantha Power is asserting that the numerous unmasking requests attributed to her were not all by her; some were made by someone using her name.  So, having not heard, one has to ask, "Who?"  Maybe it was Barack, or Joe or.... gasp... someone in Rusia.  Surely she has to know who; otherwise, how would that "someone" know her credentials?  On the other hand, could it be that no one was asking for credentials and they were just unmasking at the drop of a hat?  No, perish the thought; Obama's administration was surely the most secure administration in American history.  Surely. 

So, Anthony Weiner's laptop had thousands of Huma Abedin's government documents on it?  You don't suppose she was saving porn pictures too, do you? Maybe they had some secret pictures of Bill and Monica... Ewww!

Poor, mistreated Colin Kaepernick; his playing record is less-than-stellar, he won't stand for the National Anthem, and now he's suing the NFL because he can't get a job.  Wah.  Not only Wah, but wah, wah... and so forth.  


Hollywood celebrities are now again bashing the NRA and concealed carry permit holders for gun crime.  I don't get it.  The rule was that nobody could carry a weapon into that Vegas concert.  So, the only guy with a gun was shooting at the disarmed attendees.  If no one at the concert was carrying a gun, how can you blame gun owners?  But, what do I know...

Bigfoot is still alive and well in northern California according to Jeffrey Gonzalez, a paranormal expert.   Several have been spotted near Avocado Lake.  “One of them, which was extremely tall, had a pig over its shoulder." Have Barack and Michelle come out of hiding?  Oh, sorry; that probably wasn't politically correct.  

Jane Fonda says she' not proud of America.  Speaking as a veteran, the feeling is mutual.  The question is: why doesn't she move, then?  Maybe she should move in with Colon Kaepernickel.

North Korea's Kim Jong-un is feeling neglected again.  The pompous little midget is just begging to start World War III... and probably will someday go totally off the rails and do it.  But, all we need to do is to go in and retrieve his little rubber ducky and that should put an end to it.   

Here we are, just a a few weeks down the road from when Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell swore on a stack of empty Bibles that they were going to skip their summer vacations if it was necessary in order to get a health care bill passed.   Having not done that, they are now promising on a stack of the same empty Bibles that they will work through their Christmas vacation if necessary to get a tax overhaul bill passed.  I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick and tired of being fed the same old bull for dinner, over and over again.  How they have the audacity to say these things and to keep a straight face amazes me. 

"Corporations and politicians cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls." ~ The Unknown Scribbler