They're now alleging that the Star Spangled Banner is racist. I guess everything that's American is racist these days; I checked the labels and it's even time to change underwear.
MS-13 is running around killing people and causing mayhem. I think it's time the Democrats confiscated their guns.
A self-driving shuttle has crashed in Las Vegas, where they just launched the project. Well, the whole idea was a roll of the dice to start with...
A UPS driver was delivering a package to a house in Oregon when he heard a loud plea for help coming from inside. So, he called the cops. They showed up, presumably with guns drawn, and discovered that the cries for help were coming from the family's pet parrot. The owner's name? You guessed it: Susan Baird.
A good chuck of San Francisco is built on very unstable ground. There's a monster building there called the Millennium Tower which has sunk more than a foot and is still sinking. Residents are afraid that the project will soon be under water...
Interesting headline of the day... "The Dangers of a Bowel Obstruction." I'm not kidding; it was on FOXNEWS.COM in the health section. Okay... I'll quit talking politics.
Well, police just arrested a man at an Indian airport. At the time of his arrest, he was wearing a condom stuffed with heroin, among another thing. I wonder if his last name is Weinstein?
TODAY'S QUOTE: "The word 'racism' is like ketchup. It can be put on practically anything... and demanding evidence makes you a 'racist.'" ~ Thomas Sowell
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