OBAMA: YOU MUST ACCEPT ILLEGALS

PATRIOT UPDATE reports: “Obama’s DOE has recommended that schools dedicate a week to recognizing illegal aliens, including an “undocumented immigrant awareness day,” according to the American Thinker.  The White House released a document Tuesday that outlined how schools could make undocumented students feel more welcome. These suggestions include “Undocumented Week” and “an undocumented immigrant awareness day.  The resource guide was more than 50 pages long and chock full of tips and ideas to help undocumented youth achieve educational and economic success — regardless of actual or perceived immigration status.”

COMMENTS:

Obama is an ugly individual who enjoys spreading evil and gloom.  The White House is truly haunted.      

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. Obama has made a secret deal with Indonesia?  What’s that all about and what is the significance?  (Rosa ~ Escondido, CA)

A. We’re supposedly merging our economies under the TPP, but Obama is not telling Congress what the terms of the “deal” are.  Maybe he’s going to let them have nukes?  It should be noted that Indonesia is the largest Muslim country in the world.  Obama says, “I have a very personal interest in Indonesia given the fact that I spent time there as a child and have relatives who are Indonesian.”

Q. Why does Obama hate cops?  (LeRoy ~ Concord, CA)

A. He says he was pulled over by cops just because he was black.  Therefore, all cops are racists. 

Q. An employee died in a cryotherapy lab in Las Vegas.  What is cryotherapy?  (Maria ~ Reno, NV)

A. It’s a place where you go into a chamber to cry until you feel better.  Actually, the application of cold to a wound reduces swelling and inflammation, and cryotherapy involves going into a chamber that is cooled to -260 degrees to treat such a wound.  I once knew a cold-hearted woman who frequented those places. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“When we are born, we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.” ~ William Shakespeare

TODAY’S VIDEO:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4583769277001/teacher-tells-student-to-deny-god-or-fail/?intcmp=obnetwork#sp=show-clips

MUSLIMS WIN ANOTHER ONE!

Those two Muslim truck drivers who were fired in 2009 for refusing to deliver beer on religious grounds have been awarded $240,000 in damages. 

COMMENTS:

But, Christian bakers have to bake cakes and issue licenses for gay weddings or provide birth control for their employees, etc., etc., etc.  I think the day of reckoning with these liberal bastards has to come very, very soon.  They can’t have it both ways, whether Obama wants it or not. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. Do I understand that Russian jets just buzzed the U.S.S. Reagan?  (Tad ~ Lawrence, KS)

A. Yes.  Of course, they’ve been buzzing our drones in the Middle East as well.  It seems to be that the Cold War has returned.  It’s going to be a long winter. 

Q. Do I hear right, that government-paid scientists are refusing to turn over their records and data to Congress regarding claims of global warming?  (Lola ~ Salem, MA)

A. Yes, yet another government agency in Obama's lawless administration is flipping the big one to Congress.  We have every right to know what data they have collected and what they base their conclusions on, especially since we’re footing the bill.  I think the temperature is definitely going to rise at least on The Hill. 

Q. I haven’t heard much about ObamaCare in the news lately.  What, if anything, is up?  (Manny ~ Redding, CA)

A. The ninth individual state exchange has just folded, in South Carolina.  Only 14 of the cooperatives still operate, many on the verge of shutdown.  The vanishing co-ops will leave loads of consumers with fewer choices and potentially higher prices.  The shuttering of these start-ups amounts to what could be a loss of nearly $1 billion in federal loans provided to help them get started.  You won’t read about this in the liberal Obama media. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“You can’t pay for healthcare if we’re sending a trillion dollars a year to dictators.” ~ Brian Schweitzer

TODAY’S VIDEO:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4586373570001/sen-tim-scott-on-why-he-will-vote-against-the-budget-deal/?intcmp=hpnav&playlist_id=938973798001#sp=show-clips

HOLY COW! CLIMATE CHANGE MAY KILL YOUR KIDS!!!

If we don’t stop climate change very soon our children will die.  So warns the American Academy of Pediatrics in a policy statement “urging pediatricians and politicians to work together to solve this crisis and protect children from climate-related threats including natural disasters, heat stress, lower air quality, increased infections, and threats to food and water supplies.”  (BREITBART.COM)

COMMENTS:

I would imagine that Planned Parenthood is just chomping at the bit; think of all the fresh new fetuses they’ll be able to dissect and sell. 

 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. What did you think of the debates this time?  (Paul ~ Sandy, UT)

A. I didn’t watch them; I was busy watching the World Series.  I mean, would you rather watch an artful fast pitch from a baseball pitcher, or a clumsy curve ball from a politician? 

Q. Do you think the South Carolina school cop should have been fired for using muscle to extract that student from the classroom?  (Chelsea ~ Snohomish, WA)

A. I’m not privy to the whole set of circumstances, but based on what we’ve been told I would have asked for backup first, and then removed the student from the classroom.  I would have told her up front that if she didn’t cooperate, she was going to be forcibly removed, charged and detained.  I’m wondering if the whole thing wasn’t a setup, since other students had cell phones in their possession and were taking video of the incident. 

Q. Why haven’t you apologized or retracted your story about Chris Christi raising a ruckus on that train the other day?  (Maurice ~ Saginaw, MI)

A. Christi is claiming it never happened the way it was reported.  Some news folks are saying that the story was fabricated by a blogger, but there has to be some truth to it; I’ve heard no agreement from the train’s conductor that he did NOT have to deal with a recalcitrant Christi.  I choose my sources fairly and objectively and have no reason at this point to question them. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“The truth is incontrovertible.  Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end… there it is.” ~ Winston Churchill

TODAY’S VIDEO:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4584778146001/is-the-republican-party-really-unified-behind-paul-ryan/?intcmp=hpnav&playlist_id=2114913880001#sp=show-clips

GOP FINALLY DOES SOMETHING

The House of Representatives has introduced a resolution to impeach IRS Commissioner John Koskinen for “making false statements” under oath and failing to comply with a subpoena for evidence. 

COMMENTS:

Good God, could it be that those jerks have finally gotten the message that we, the people, are sick and tired of their endless banalities and lack of inertia?  Could the ominous presence of Donald Trump and Ben Carson at the top of the polls finally have given them the message that we want new, non-politicians in Congress as well as the White House?   The prospect of those jerks coming to their senses and doing something positive for a change has forced me to go straight to the liquor cabinet.   

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. Do you think the FBI will nail Hillary Clinton?  (Bobbie ~ Half Moon Bay, CA)

A. No.  If the Justice Department was going to allow anybody to be nailed, it would have been Lois Lerner.  Now, I don’t know what the rules are in the Democratic Party, but let’s assume we get down to June or July and Hillary is about to officially become the party’s nominee and out of the clear blue, the FBI and the Justice Department come out with criminal charges against her.  I don’t know whether or not, under party rules, they would have to go ahead with Sanders or if they could substitute Biden for Hillary.  But, in any event, I currently don’t think that Obama would allow the Justice Department to proceed with charges. 

Q. I hear San Francisco has a huge problem with human waste in the streets?  (Tonya ~ Albuquerque, NM)

A. “Every time you get between the cars, you can look and see crap, piss, throw-up, whatever,” San Francisco resident Rick Crecy told the Chronicle. “I’ve seen people banging heroin, sleeping, having sex, everything. And it’s much worse now than it ever was.”  But, they deserve it… they’re a “Sanctuary City,” you know... one big, gigantic cesspool.   

Q. Why all of the big negative stuff about hot dogs, sausage and bacon these days?  They’ve been around for centuries and I haven’t heard of any deaths attributed to any of them.  (Sandy ~ Mukilteo, WA)

A. The Muslims are now in charge of the USDA. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“There are three kinds of men.  The one that learns by reading.  The few who learn by observation.  The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” ~ Will Rogers

TODAY’S VIDEO:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4575054428001/could-clinton-testimony-aid-fbi-investigation-on-emails/?intcmp=obnetwork#sp=show-clips

PACK YOUR GUN TO LUNCH

A restaurant owner in Indianapolis is offering a 25% discount to anyone with a concealed-carry permit who is packing a gun while eating. 

COMMENTS:

That’s a very smart and shrewd idea.  No potential robber or criminal in his right mind would ever consider trying to do anything in that place.    

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. What’s this about a real nightmare on Elm Street?  (Cat ~ San Leandro, CA)

A. ‘Twas a sunny afternoon on Elm Street in Mission, Texas when workers unearthed a coffin in the back yard of Deedee Oliveira.  Once they removed the coffin and got it open, they found the bones of the previous homeowner’s cocker spaniel.  How disappointing; it at least could have been the body of a werewolf or a liberal zombie. 

Q. What do you think about Quentin Tarantino calling cops “murderers” of innocent blacks?  (Milo ~ Port Angeles, WA)

A. He should be jailed and charged with inciting violence.  And if the Obama administration Department of Justice refuses to do so, they should be hung by their family jewels. 

Q. I’m concerned about the Supreme Court.  I think it is vital for Hillary to lose the race for the presidency; if she should win, she’ll be able to name an additional liberal to the bench, and then I think the country really would be toast.  (Mary Ann ~ Tallahassee, FL)

A. You’re right on the mark.  Ginsberg will surely retire soon, as will possibly Kennedy and Scalia.  Ginsberg already is a left-wing liberal, while the other two are leaning conservative.   The Court is pretty much split 4 left and 4 right, with Kennedy being very often the decided vote in predominantly 5-4 decisions; he tends to lean right.  If the composition of the Court were to change to 6-3 liberal, this country would be toast; the left-wingers could continue to do as they please.     

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, DC.  This wasn’t for any religious reasons.  They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” ~ Jay Leno

TODAY’S VIDEO:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4579231835001/russian-subs-operating-near-vital-us-undersea-data-cables/?intcmp=hpnav&playlist_id=2114913880001#sp=show-clips

CHRIS CHRISTIE GETS THE BOOT

Governor Chris Christie was on an Amtrak train headed back to New Jersey after appearing on “FACE THE NATION” in Washington, DC.  He was in the “quiet car,” making cell phone calls to the annoyance of fellow passengers, who complained.  The conductor then had the temerity to tell him to shut down the phone calls or move to another train car.  Christie, upset because he couldn’t have his favorite seat, evidently blamed the problem on his security detail.  He kept repeating ‘frickin’ ridiculous’ and ‘Seriously?! Seriously?!’”

COMMENTS:

He’ll make a great president.    

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. The term “illegal alien” is now hate speech?  (Jerald ~ San Clemente, CA)

A. Rep. Joaquín Castro of Texas has introduced the Correcting Hurtful and Alienating Names in Government Expression Act. The bill would remove the term “illegal alien” and replace it with “undocumented foreign national” and keep all executive branch agencies from using “alien” or “illegal alien” in signage or any literature.  Well, Joaquin, if your illegal friends would stay home where they belong, they wouldn’t be exposed to our “hurtful” language in the first place.  And if you or your friends don’t like it when I call them “illegal aliens,” that’s your problem, not mine. They’re illegal, they’re aliens and they do not belong here.   

Q. I understand Michelle Obama is in the middle of a major scandal?  (Terrance ~ Shelton, WA)

A. Well, it may be major to some people, but I don’t think so.  We all know that Barack lies and lies.  We know that whatever he says about statistics is also a lie.  Michelle had a snit fit when the CDC produced a study showing that childhood obesity had actually not declined all that much as a result of her school lunch program and other initiatives.  She sent them off a blistering email and they changed their story as a result, after which Michelle went on TV to congratulate herself on her anti-obesity program.  Actually, I think somebody here is a fat head. 

Q. I think the money that the House Select Committee has spent investigating Benghazi is outrageous, especially considering that they have never gotten to the bottom of it.  (Glenda ~ Spokane, WA)

A. Have I got news for you.  The amount of taxpayer funding that has gone toward the investigation is less than the amount the federal government has invested in “Origami condoms” and studies on why lesbians are obese.  Talking about fat heads…..

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam, that guy is pork.  Roast pork unless he changes his point of view.” ~ Dick Morris

TODAY’S VIDEO:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4577333533001/eric-shawn-reports-joshua-wheeler-an-american-hero/?intcmp=hpvid1#sp=show-clips