Hillary Clinton has canceled all Christmas parties and
events.
COMMENTS:
She’d like very much to get into Santa’s sleigh, but she can’t
manage to get off the skids.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. My sister says UPS and FedEx deliver far more Christmas
presents than Santa Claus and all of his reindeer put together. Is that correct? (Mindy ~ Summerland ~ California)
A. Technically, yes.
But, Santa doesn’t take returns and both UPS and FedEx do, so that’s why
they ship more Christmas packages.
Q. I want to send a letter to Santa Claus this year, but mom
says I should send an Email instead. She
says postal, workers are much too busy with packages, catalogs and fruitcakes
to be dealing with letters to Santa.
Does Santa have an email address?
(Brucie ~ Searchlight, NV)
A. Yes. It’s
Hillarylost@hotmail.com
Q. Does Barack Obama believe in Santa Claus? (Donald ~ New York, NY)
A. No. He believes he’s
the only gift the world needs.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“The reason Santa is so fat and chunky is that he’s full of cookies
and milk.” ~ The Unknown Scribbler
TODAY’S VIDEO: A great, last-minute gift for guys.
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