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Friday, December 30, 2016
Thursday, December 29, 2016
E.P.A. DESTROYS MILLIONS OF DOCUMENTS
A loophole in federal law allows Environmental Protection
Agency (EPA) employees and other federal workers to delete millions of official
records created using cellphone text messaging, according to government
transparency experts and a report by CONSERVATIVEBYTE.COM.
COMMENTS:
I’d be willing to bet there are some former Clinton staffers
involved in this.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Just how much red tape and regulations have Obama and his
minions added to our government during the last eight years? (Viola ~ Orland, CA)
A. He’s added so much that it costs the average person
$2,500 more per year; note that I said per
person, not household. The 2016 Federal
Register will contain more than 90,000 pages of new regulations. Just think about how many sheets of toilet
paper that could create.
Q. Did I hear that Spain went 300 days without any government? (Julie ~ San Gabriel, CA)
A. Yep, due to contested elections. And no one
seemed to notice; the economy boomed, tourism soared and restaurants were
packed. There was no rioting in the streets
or shopping malls, either. Of course, they don't have Michael Moore over there, either.
Q. Do you really think there was outside interference in our
election process? (Rudy ~ Centralia, WA)
A. Yes. I think it
was God, responding to millions of prayers.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“I am not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I’m a billionaire.” ~ Howard Hughes
TODAY’S VIDEO:
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
MORE MYSTERIOUS RADIO SIGNALS FROM SPACE
Scientists are reporting another wave of radio signals
coming from deep space has been detected.
NEWSMAX says the fast radio bursts, or FRBs, only last milliseconds
but can generate as much energy as the Sun in one day. The signals have caused
some head scratching and theories that intelligent beings are trying to communicate with
us.
COMMENTS:
It could be a call to Carrie Fisher to come home. It could also be Barack Obama’s reptilian ancestors
sending Christmas greetings. It first
has to be determined whether or not they originate in nature or are artificially
generated. Hopefully, they’re not the
mating call of the Cling-on Dragon.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Netanyahu says he has ironclad proof that Obama
originated the recent U.N. resolution against Israel. Obama insists he had
nothing to do with it. What do you
think? (Norma ~ Piedmont, CA)
A. The U.S. has always stood firmly behind Israel when it
comes to U.N. votes. This time we
abstained, thereby allowing the resolution to pass. Obama’s track record of telling the truth
about anything leaves much to be
desired. Obama is a bitter foe of Israel
and Netanyahu in particular. I’d believe
Pinocchio before I’d believe Obama.
Q. Jill Stein just won’t shut up. Now, she’s asking Loretta
Lynch to investigate our country’s election system? (Kirsten ~ Paducah, KY)
A. Jill Stein’s biggest fault is that she thinks she’s
relevant.
Q. What’s your opinion of the United Nations? (Vance ~ Ft. Collins, CO)
A. Another great Democrat idea that went horribly wrong.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“The Jew is upset because the nations of the world, the
United Nations, lash him, brand him as racist and evil, hate him and openly
demonstrate their desire to destroy him.” ~ Meir Kahane
TODAY’S VIDEO:
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
OBAMA TRIES TO SHOVE GUN CONTROL IN LAST DITCH EFFORT
Barack Hussein Obama, our beloved president, has sent to the
Senate his signed treaty with the United Nations which would force gun control
on Americans.
COMMENTS:
That, my friends, was his Christmas present to you. But, fear not; the GOP-controlled Senate is
not likely to ratify that treaty. Even if they did, as some future liberal Senate might, it would be
unconstitutional and, with a conservative Supreme Court under Trump, most
likely would be so ruled against. Thank
God Trump won, or we’d be in deep beetle juice.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. California is so left-wing liberal in the legislature,
courts and Governor’s office, but most of the people I know are not. What gives?
(Hester ~ Meadow Vista, CA)
A. The three major metropolitan areas of the state, Los
Angeles, San Francisco and Berkeley, are infested with left-wing radicals who,
because of their overwhelming voting power, control all of the state
politics. Alas, there is no possibility
that someone will come along and “Make California Great Again.”
Q. The recent affidavit unsealed in the Clinton-Weiner
laptop probe shows clearly that the contents of the laptop posed extreme
“damage” to national security; unauthorized disclosure of the 65 “secret” level
emails could cause “serious damage” to national security, and unauthorized
disclosure of the 22 “top secret” emails could cause “exceptionally grave
damage” to national security. So, why
didn’t Comey bring charges against her? (Herbie ~ Willows, CA)
A. Because Barry Obama and Loretta Lynch told him he’d
damned-well better sit down and shut up.
And regardless of his golden-boy reputation, he saw fit to do just
that.
Q. I cannot believe the hole that the Democrats continue to
dig themselves into. Are they finished
as a party? (Buck ~ Lander, WY)
A. We can hope that the sides of the hole will cave in
and totally bury them. Good riddance;
just look at what they have managed to do to this country.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“I don’t play golf and I don’t have a mistress.” ~ Kellyanne
Conway dissing Bill Clinton and Barack Obama while explaining how she manages
to get so much work done.
TODAY’S VIDEO:
Friday, December 23, 2016
HILLARY CANCELS CHRISTMAS
Hillary Clinton has canceled all Christmas parties and
events.
COMMENTS:
She’d like very much to get into Santa’s sleigh, but she can’t
manage to get off the skids.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. My sister says UPS and FedEx deliver far more Christmas
presents than Santa Claus and all of his reindeer put together. Is that correct? (Mindy ~ Summerland ~ California)
A. Technically, yes.
But, Santa doesn’t take returns and both UPS and FedEx do, so that’s why
they ship more Christmas packages.
Q. I want to send a letter to Santa Claus this year, but mom
says I should send an Email instead. She
says postal, workers are much too busy with packages, catalogs and fruitcakes
to be dealing with letters to Santa.
Does Santa have an email address?
(Brucie ~ Searchlight, NV)
A. Yes. It’s
Hillarylost@hotmail.com
Q. Does Barack Obama believe in Santa Claus? (Donald ~ New York, NY)
A. No. He believes he’s
the only gift the world needs.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“The reason Santa is so fat and chunky is that he’s full of cookies
and milk.” ~ The Unknown Scribbler
TODAY’S VIDEO: A great, last-minute gift for guys.
Thursday, December 22, 2016
OBAMA TURNS MORE CRIMINALS LOOSE ON AMERICANS
President Obama has pardoned 78 people and commuted 153
sentences, the most ever granted in one day by a U.S. president.
COMMENTS:
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet… Wait until he releases the
remaining prisoners from Gitmo and closes it down. He makes the Grinch look like Prince
Valiant.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I can’t believe that Megyn Kelly is being inundated with
offers from other networks when her contract expires at FOX NEWS. (Phillip ~ Tucumcari, NM)
A. Neither can I; she’s lost all touch with reality. I hear the ratings for her FOX show have
actually gone up while she’s been on vacation.
Q. Do you really believe that Obama warned Putin that the
U.S. might respond militarily if Russia tried to hack or influence our
elections? (Cora ~ Visalia, CA)
A. Yes. He probably
said, “I’m drawing a red line and if you cross it, we’re going to nuke you.” In my part of the country, we refer to him as
a limp-dick.
Q. With the costs and all of the problems associated with
ObamaCare, I have trouble believing they insure 20 million people. Do
they? (Angelina ~ Tukwila, WA)
A. Researchers found that just over 14 million people gained
coverage from the end of 2013 to the end of 2015. Of those 14 million, 11.8
million gained their insurance through Medicaid and 2.2 million through private
coverage. But, if Obama says it’s 20
million, it must be 20 million; otherwise, you’re a racist.
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Christian virtues unite men. Racism separates them.” ~ Sargent Shriver
TODAY’S VIDEO:
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