Wednesday, March 25, 2015

U.S. GESTAPO GOES AFTER YOUR SNACKS



The government has spent $240,000 to study how to slow down vending machines that dispense “unhealthy” snacks.  “This project tests whether a novel snack vending machine system that uses brief time delays to reduce the immediacy of reward from unhealthy snacks will improve the healthfulness of snack choices,” according to the project description. 

COMMENTS:
Think of all of the paper and trees the government could save if they required Americans to revert to the use of corn cobs instead of toilet paper. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. President Barack Obama signed an executive order last week to slash the federal government’s greenhouse gas emissions, which the White House said is the equivalent to taking 5.5 million cars off the road.  Is that possible?  (Sully ~ Pueblo, CO)
A. Let’s hope and pray that the 5.5 million cars have license plates that read “U.S. Government,).  They can get rid of a lot of bad emissions by simply closing down Congress for six months.  Frankly, I think the chances of this actually being successful are slim and none. 

Q. ICE says there are 167,000 criminal illegal aliens on the loose in this country.  Why are they not in prison where they belong?  (Kelly ~ Santa Rosa, CA)
A. Because Obama doesn’t want them in prison, and that’s a true fact. 

Q. Glenn Beck has been really ripping the Republican Party lately.  I thought he was a Republican?  (Todd ~ Edmonds, WA)
A. He’s a Conservative, but that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s a Republican.  In fact, he says he has quit the party and will no longer donate to them.  Well, he’s exactly four years behind me.  The Republican Party should be dissolved.  They’re worthless, just as Beck says.  That don’t stand up for anything and they don’t back their words with actions.  They might as well merge with the Progressive Democratic Party.  

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“If I have to lay an egg for my country, I’ll do it.” ~ Bob Hope

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