Friday, March 20, 2015

E.P.A. TACKLES COW FARTS



The Environmental Protection Agency has been relentlessly pursuing its year-long research into methane gas emissions from cows with an eye toward taxing such emissions or outlawing them altogether.  Obama’s “Climate Action Plan” would require the dairy industry to reduce methane emissions by 25 percent by 2020. The Agriculture Department, Energy Department and Environmental Protection Agency are set to put together a “Biogas” roadmap to reduce methane emissions. 

COMMENTS:
When you go driving into the countryside and observe cows with their sides puffed out while floating five feet above the ground, you’ll know that E.P.A. regulations are in effect.  The next thing you know, they’ll be requiring cows to be hooked up to fuel intake systems on tractors.  If they discover your cow is emitting methane, they’ll send in a SWAT team wearing gas masks.  And we’re paying these lunatics?   

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. Is Brian Williams finished?  (Caleb ~ Mesa, AZ)
A. Brian who?  Americans are forgiving, but Williams has a mountain of work to do to regain any semblance of integrity.  He should go to work for Obama. 

Q. Obama says it’s easier to buy guns than carrots in some neighborhoods.  He’s trying like hell to convince the country that we need gun control.  Is he making any headway?  (Flo ~ Sparks, NV)
A. The far-left liberal agenda continues to make headway on all fronts including gun control, because Americans are two busy sending text messages to each other and playing video games to give a hoot.  The statement is ridiculous; when is the last time you had to provide identification and pass a background check to purchase a carrot?  Yes, you can easily buy guns in the criminal world, but not the responsible citizen world.  So, what’s the justification in making the responsible citizen give up his guns?  Obama’s ammunition is stale. 

Q. What about Trey Gowdy’s accusation that there are months and months of gaps in Hillary’s email documents, including Benghazi?  (Paul ~ Galveston, TX)
A. There’s a simple explanation: All emails sent during those periods were personal emails and she conducted no business at all during those periods, so she should refund to the treasury the pay she received from the taxpayers during those times.  Can you buy that? 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Men won’t read any email from a woman that’s over 200 words long.” ~ Douglas Copeland

TODAY’S VIDEO: (Don’t miss this)

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