Friday, November 14, 2014

PELOSI IS CLOSER TO GRUBER THAN YOU THINK



Nancy Pelosi recently claimed she had never even heard of Jonathan Gruber, the architect of ObamaCare who calls Americans stupid dummies.  “I don’t know who he is. He didn’t help write our bill.”  Interestingly enough, she also said on her website in 2010, “An analysis of the House bill by noted MIT health care economist Jonathan Gruber concludes that the bill would result in lower premiums than under current law for the millions of Americans using the newly-established Health Insurance Exchange, including those who are not receiving affordability credits to help them purchase coverage.”

COMMENTS:
And the illustrious Democrats in the House of Representatives are going to reelect her to House Minority Leader.  Remember that in 2016. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. What do you say to a jerk like Jonathan Gruber?  (Celeste ~ Modesto, CA)
A. “Pardon me Mr. Gruber, but your fly is open.”

Q. There’s another big ruckus about gun control, this time in Buffalo?  (Ervina ~ Richmond, CA)
A. The cops there are taking the position that when a gun-owning resident dies, his pistols must immediately be turned over to another lawful and permitted gun owner or be confiscated.  Can you imagine a copy showing up at graveside and saying, “Pardon me, but….?”  Now, they say that this is to keep guns from falling into the “wrong hands.”  This is what gun registries lead to: the possibility that the cops might show up at 2:00 AM and demand to inventory your weapons to be certain none are missing and that you haven’t somehow acquired some non-registered guns. 

Q. Will illegal immigration climb after Obama declares his new amnesty program?  (Will ~ Bremerton, WA)
A. It already is.  Border Patrol agents say illegals are coming across the border “in droves.”  I don’t know about you, but I would sure as hell love to have a $1 for every one of them who has made it here already. 

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“I must have good genes from my parents, because I feel no slowdown of energy, enthusiasm or even memory.” ~ Nancy Pelosi

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