Thursday, June 8, 2017

NEW HISTORICAL FIND UPSETS SCIENTIFIC THEORIES



Up until recently, the oldest human remains found in the world were 200,000 years old.  Now, a dig in the Sahara Desert has found 300,000 year-old, fossilized remains. 

COMMENTS:
Just stop and contemplate that… 300,000 years.  That’s longer than a Sunday church service.  It’s even longer than the NBA season.  What’s even more amazing is that no smart phones were found nearby. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. You haven’t had much to say about the Comey and the Senate intelligence hearings.  Why not?  (Charmaine ~ Vancouver, WA)
A. So much ado about nothing.  You may as well tune it out, because it is all of no consequence and a huge waste of taxpayer time and money. 

Q. Who is Christopher Wray?  (Dawn ~ Mt. Shasta, CA)
A. He's Lamp Wray's brother.  Trump’s nominee to be the new FBI Director was formerly an Assistant Attorney General, in charge of the Department of Justice’s Criminal Division.  Although he has an impeccable record, his nomination allegedly has the DOJ hierarchy ticked off, because they spent a few weekends interviewing candidates for the job and then Trump picked someone who wasn’t even on the list.   

Q. Uber has fired 20 or more employees over a sexual harassment investigation?  (Chum ~ Boulder, CO)
A. Correct.  Anybody want a ride?   

TODAY’S QUOTE:
“I get half a million just to show up at parties.  My life is, like, really, really fun.” ~ Paris Hilton

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