The great “nanny state” Democrats in Philadelphia have
decided that sugary soft-drinks are bad for your health and have therefore
enacted a special tax on them to force citizens to be more healthy. As a result, sales at Pepsi have dropped 40%
and they are laying off 100 people employed in the city.
COMMENTS:
That's probably why their motto is "Let Brotherly Love Endure." Those Democrats really know how to think things through, don’t
they? They really oughta try taking some
of those “genius pills” for sale on the Internet; maybe they could increase
their I.Q.s from 35 to 36.
TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:
Q. I just read that Colin Kaepernick will actually stand for
the national anthem during the 2017 football season. What made him change his mind? (Blaze ~ Helena, MT)
A. Well, the 49rs cut him loose, so he’s now a free agent
searching for a job. The NFL lost
ratings last season because of Kaepernick, so most teams don’t want to even
consider him as a “team player,” pardon the play on words. So, he came out with this ridiculous
statement saying his stance last year served its purpose and he’s now back to
being a full, red-blooded American.
Anybody can see through this except, of course, himself.
Q. I still don’t get why all of those female Democrat Senators and
Representatives were wearing white dresses during Trump’s speech the other
night. (Rochelle ~ Box Elder, SD)
A. They were honoring their ancestors, who were members of
the Ku Klux Klan.
Q. What do you think of Paul Ryan at this stage of the
game? (Brittany ~ Sparks, NV)
A. He’s not a team player; he’s a closet Progressive who is
pretending to get along with Trump while secretly trying to undermine him. Out west, we refer to such people as “snakes.”
TODAY’S QUOTE:
“Self-love forever creeps out,
like a snake, to sting anything which happens to stumble upon it.” ~ Lord Byron
TODAY’S VIDEO: (On the mount)
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