Tuesday, March 7, 2017

IF OBAMA DIDN’T ORDER TRUMP WIRETAPS; GUESS WHO DID


Obama stopped short of saying he didn’t know anything about the Trump wiretaps; he simply denied that HE ordered any such wiretaps.  Former Attorney General Michael Mukasey conjectures that Loretta Lynch gave the order. 


COMMENTS:

Which would mean that Obama knew about it and did not stop it.  This blatant misbehavior, using the power of office for political purposes should result in jail time for Lynch and emasculation for Obama… but odds are that it won’t. 

TODAY’S QUERIES & ANSWERS:

Q. I know you think UFOs exist, but do you have any hard evidence?  (Reggie ~ Lockwood, NV)
A. Well, they just asked former President George W. Bush if he had gone through UFO documents when he was president and he refused to answer; so, he did not deny it.  The news is also out that John Podesta had email communications with former astronaut Edgar Mitchell about "the next steps in extraterrestrial disclosure for the benefit of our country and our planet" and "the difference between celestials in our own solar system and their restraint by those from the nonviolent contiguous universe."  Besides, if you don’t believe in the existence of extraterrestrials, then tell me where Nancy Pelosi came from. 

Q. Both Iran and North Korea have recently illegally launched missiles.  What do you think Trump is going to do about it?  (Zoe ~ Canby, OR)
A. Well, I don’t think he’s going to be drawing any red lines in the sand.  It’s a tough position that Obama left this country in: If we put our foot down, we’re going to be accused of war-mongering and if we don’t, the whole world will know we are nothing but sissies.  We could start by rounding up a bunch of wild boars and shipping them to both countries. 

Q. What do you have to say about Barbara Streisand claiming Trump’s Presidency is making her gain weight?  (Kylie ~ Germantown, TN)
A. Trump has only been President for about six weeks, but Miss Piggy has been gaining weight for ten years.   

TODAY’S QUOTE:

“I think the only thing worse than dying in the electric chair would be… being married to Maxine Waters.” ~ The Unknown Scribbler

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