PELOSI'S WINGS GET CLIPPED

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and a Congressional Committee were about to board an Air Force jet when they were informed that President Trump had canceled their trip.   “Due to the Shutdown, I am sorry to inform you that your trip to Brussels, Egypt, and Afghanistan has been postponed. We will reschedule this seven-day excursion when the Shutdown is over. In light of the 800,000 great American workers not receiving pay, I am sure you would agree that postponing this public relations event is totally appropriate,” Trump wrote.

I can imagine that three or four cases of toilet tissue were immediately delivered to the scene.

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Four freshmen congresswomen, including New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, chased Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell around the Capitol Wednesday in hopes of hand-delivering a letter aimed at persuading him to take up legislation to reopen the government.  “He seems to be running away from us,” Cortez whined.  As of writing this post, it is not known whether or not she and her left-wing, nutcase friends ever did catch up with McConnell.  My guess is that he thought all of the rambunctious cooing was coming from pigeons.

Two future Democrats, one 17 and one 18, were arrested in Texas for making a false police report.  They had reported they sold an item online and when the buyers showed up, they stole the item.  As it turns out, the "item" was pot.  

Someone is running around and selling "mini-pigs" as pets.  The "mini-pigs" quickly grow into 200+ pound real pigs and subsequently get dropped off at animal shelters.  My guess is that they'll make a law against that long before they build a border wall. 

They've found rain on Titan, Saturn's moon.  Now, they're saying this could be evidence of other life in our solar system.  Wouldn't it be something if there was actually an ancient God named Titan?  That is Chuck Schumer's middle name, you know. 

Does anyone know: where is Jeff Sessions?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"When President Trump canceled Nancy Pelosi's military flight, she hollered: 'Do you know who I am?' And the Sergeant at the gate got on his cell phone and asked headquarters for help: 'There's some old lady here who doesn't know who she is.'" ~ The Unknown Scribbler

MAY GOD DAMN THE DEMOCRATS!

Top Congressional Democrats flatly refused to attend a White House lunch yesterday to discuss the border crisis.  This is nothing but another blatant attempt to overthrow the will of the American people an it definitely rings of fascism.  It's time to do something:

1.  Agree to pass a two-week budget extension to put federal employees back to work
2. At the same time,  declare a National Emergency at the border to take effect in two weeks if the border crisis is not resolved
3. Close the southern border completely for two weeks starting immediately

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California's new Governor, Gavin Newsom, and his Democrat-controlled Legislature, are planning to impose a tax on all drinking water in the state.  Presumably, this will also require residents on their own well water to pay for and install a meter.  It is not yet known if the Governor also plans to  impose a tax on air.

Rep. Steven King has been stripped of his House Committee assignments over remarks that were not offensive to anybody until they were taken out of context.  In the meanwhile, Michigan Rep. Rashida Tlaib, who called the President a "Mother F****r" doesn't even get a slap on the wrist.  Oh yes... she's a Muslim Democrat.

Two bits says that neither Nancy Pelosi or Chuckie Schumer were ever, ever spanked for misbehaving as kids. 

New York City Mayor DeBlasio wants a new law that will enable him to seize apartment buildings from landlords.  It's 2019 in America and fascist socialism is on the march... bigtime.  

Surprise, surprise: Attorney General Nominee William Barr is a close, personal friend of Robert Mueller. 

TODAY'S QUOTE: 
"Fascism and socialism are like weeds.  They grow like hell and devour everything in their paths."  ~ The Unknown Scribbler
 

ONE NAVY COMMANDER AND TEN HOOKERS

A U.S. Navy submarine commander has been demoted after admitting to paying for female prostitutes while stationed in the Philippines.  He allegedly ordered 10 women up to his hotel suite.  From my perspective, any man who can handle ten girls in the sack should be promoted to Chief of Staff.

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If there is any Democrat out there who is not running for president in 2020, please raise your hand.
 
Scientists have said alien life may exist on a giant super-Earth some 30 trillion miles away.  The out-of-this-world planet has been named after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who is also far out in space. 

A 6-year-old boy has been found carrying a gun onto a school campus.  He should be ashamed of himself; any responsible gun owner knows that it's against the law to carry a gun onto a school campus.  I wonder if he had a concealed carry permit?  Well, if he was an illegal alien, nothing will come of it.

Democrats gave the nation a huge "up yours" when they left 350 million Americans at the mercy of drug cartels and illegal aliens while they vacationed in the Caribbean.

There are whispers about it already in the media: The nation could have its first Muslim president by 2030. 

Since Beto O'Rourke broadcast his teeth cleaning at his dentist's office, Joe Biden may be thinking about inviting the TV cameras in for his colonoscopy...

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The next Supreme Court Justice should be an illegal immigrant." ~ Maxine Waters... A Democrat

SCIENTIFIC REASON FOR SCHUMER'S AND PELOSI'S OBSTINANCE

The major reason neither Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer will conduct themselves like the public servants they are supposed to be, and the main reason the two of them have switched from being for a border wall to being 100% against the border wall has been discovered.  Scientists have determined that the earth's magnetic field is shifting, moving the magnetic north pole away from Canada and toward Siberia.

Since we all know that both of the above individuals has a mixture of iron and lead in their butts, the shifting of the magnetic pole explains the shift in their own positions... and why they are magnetically joined at the hip.   

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Democrats are in a hissy because Mark Morgan, who was the chief of the U.S. Border Patrol under former President Obama, has come forward to fully support President Trump's proposed border wall.  “If you look in the past, you don’t have to go too far back in history, that bipartisan legislation Secure Fence Act in 2006 and 2012, bipartisan legislation passed where they built the wall or fence or physical barrier, whatever you want to call it, it’s a wall. It works.” Ewww... he's not going to be making any guest appearances on CNN or MSNBC very soon...  

Rod Rosenstein has said he will leave his fiefdom at the Department of Justice right after (1) Mueller's investigation is complete and (2) a new Attorney General is confirmed.  So, don't expect Rosenstein to leave before the end of President Trump's second term in office.  

If Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburgh dies, resigns or retires before the end of President Trump's second term, expect a huuuge sewer backup in the Democrat toilets.  Maybe they'll keep her artificially alive in an obscure basement closet underneath the Capitol? 

A recent article suggests Robert Mueller is investigating whether or not Manafort shared presidential polls with the Russians.  Wow!  I wonder why the Russians just didn't pick up a copy of the New York Times?  


TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"Has it occurred to anyone that the Dems are pushing the country toward civil war on purpose?" ~ The Unknown Scribbler 

SAN DIEGO ENACTS A SANE LAW?

The City of San Diego voted yesterday to ban the use and distribution of styrofoam within the city, a move bound to tick off small restaurant owners' wishes.  Restaurants dish out tons of food in styrofoam cups and to-go containers.  “Expanded polystyrene has far-reaching human health and environmental consequences which continue to pose risks to our region. We must prioritize our health and the integrity of our environment over the convenience of Styrofoam,” council member Barbara Bry’s office said in a statement.

Well, they're absolutely correct.   In my day, paper cups were adequate and brown paper bags held food in light cardboard containers.  We also did not have a landscape or ocean full of plastic styrofoam that will never disintegrate.  For once, a liberal city has come up with an idea I endorse.

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Message to new California Governor Gavin Newsom:  It'll be a cold day in hell before I pay California taxes for California to use to pay for health care for illegal aliens.  If you don't care for that attitude... stick it.

America's new sweetheart, Alexadria Ocasio-Cortez, has her bowels in an uproar because people are fact-checking what she says.  How dare they...

A drunk woman showed up at the Jet Blue counter in Florida the other day.  When agents denied her boarding because she was intoxicated, she went into a total melt-down tirade, slinging epithets and demanding she get boarded.  Rumor has it she's a registered Democrat. 

Why not ask the family of Kate Steinle or Ronil Singh whether or not Trump is a liar about the wall.  

California's new genius Governor, Gavin Newsom, wants a law that limits purchases of guns to once a month.  I can go out on the streets in his beloved San Francisco and get any gun I want within 30 minutes.  So, what's the point?  Nobody obeys laws in California anymore; that's why we have sanctuary cities.  

It's a fact: If we closed down the government entirely, there wouldn't be anyone around to print and sign Congressional paychecks.  What a sad, sad state of affairs that would be. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"We are being choked to death by the amount of plastic we throw away.  It's killing our oceans.  It's entering into our bodies in the fish we eat." ~ Kevin Bacon

MATTIS: TRUMP WAS CORRECT

I've been mulling the firing and resulting backlash over the President's firing of Defense Secretary Mattis.  I've reached a conclusion contrary to my original thoughts.  Although the optics were not good, to say the least, anybody who's been in the military must agree with me when I say that whether or not you agree with your commanding officer's orders, you take them and execute them with precision.  You may disagree with him in private, but when he issues the orders... you obey without hesitation. 

You don't subvert his authority by going out in public and telling people you disagree with the orders.  Frankly, that amounts to insubordination.  I don't much care how qualified the General is; for Mattis to do what he did and in the manner which he did should provoke instant rebuke, as it did.

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Lovely Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who solemnly promised New York voters before the midterm elections that she would not, under any circumstances, vote for Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House... did exactly that last Thursday.  So much for honor and integrity.

Organizers of the January 19th Women's March in New Orleans have abruptly decided to cancel the event.  It seems that no one is contributing funds and few, (if any), advance sign ups have been made.  I am so, sooo sorry.

There could be some truth to the rumor that the Nobel Peace Prize could go to Mitt Romney this year.

Will somebody please... please come up with a viable, working alternative to Facebook?

Do you suppose, if Elizabeth Warren happened to be elected President, she would ride her pinto pony onto the White House lawn while sporting a feathered headdress and carrying a tomahawk?

Ocasio-Cortez wants to increase income tax rates to 70% on wealthy Americans... Congressional Representatives excluded?  The new darling of the Democrat Party is just so, sooo sweet. 

Pssst: Ocasio-Cortez and Rashida Tlaib might... just might... be having a raging love affair.  Unlike CNN, MSNBC and the New York Times, I won't report it as being a fact... yet.  Isn't this just so cool? 

Fomenting Violence: Supporters of the new Dem Dingbat took to Twitter over the weekend to suggest that the guy who shot Rep. Steve Scalise should have had better aim and someone should "kick his cane." 

It's time people in the country come to grips with the cold hard facts:  We are no longer united; it's now us vs. them. 


TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Insurrection of thought always precedes insurrection of arms." ~ Wendell Phillips

41.9 MILLION CHILDREN BUTCHERED TO DEATH IN 2018

That's a horrible, sickening and disgusting fact.  They were murdered by abortion and that figure only includes the abortions that we know about.  What in the hell have we allowed our world to become, where we wantonly butcher the unborn innocent and fight like hell to keep convicted murderers alive?    

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Some of the toughest anti-gun laws in the country resulted in over 530 murders in Chicago during 2018.

You didn't see this on 95% of TV stations, but Times Square officials put a ban on umbrellas for New Years Eve due to safety concerns.  CNN hosts Sandy Cohen and Anderson Cooper got into a huge pissing match with an official off-scene, obviously under the continuing impression that rules do not apply to them.  Eventually, the official told them that if they did not comply, CNN'a press passes would be revoked for next year's event.  Now, I presume the Times Square officials have become racist bigots. 

What would the Dems do if President Trump actually does shut down the southern border?  I think sales of Preparation H would skyrocket.  But, we would at least be safer. 

Utahans must be terrifically proud of their votes for Mitt Romney... another left-wing Democrat in sheep's clothing.   Remember that he begged for President Trump's endorsement when he decided to run for Utah's open Senate seat; now, he's trashing the President to no end, proving beyond all reasonable doubt that he's a poisonous snake.  Someone should get him a nice warm baby bottle full of Ex-Lax to suck on.

Even Nancy Pelosi's own daughter can't stand the witch, saying Nancy "will cut your head off and you won't even know you're bleeding."

There's big trouble brewing in New Jersey, where a ban went into effect December 11th against the possession of "high capacity" magazines and making such possession a felony.  Not a single magazine has been turned in to authorities.  Oh, and by the way... off-duty cops are prohibited from such possession as well.  If they get called in on an emergency, they'll have to drive to the station to retrieve their high-capacity magazines first.  Will authorities now start doing house-to-house searches and confiscations? 

We have now reached the point in our "civilization" where it's quite acceptable to threaten to kill conservative talk show hosts.  Ask Michael Savage. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"When we hang the capitalists, they will sell us the rope we use."  ~ Joseph Stalin

 

ANTI-RELIGIOUS DEMOCRATS COME OUT

Trump judicial nominee Brian Buescher and his ties to the Knights of Columbus, a charitable Roman Catholic organization, have caused top Democrat leaders to go on a pure hissy fit.  Sens. Kamala Harris, D-Calif., and Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, recently raised concerns about Buescher's membership as part of the Senate Judiciary Committee's review of his nomination by President Trump to sit on the U.S. District Court in Nebraska.

That brings back memories of the holy hell that was raised when John F. Kennedy ran for President.  Frankly, their attitude is obviously bigoted at the least and smacks of the fascist beliefs they espouse.   If it was up to me, I'd put them on trial for violation of the 1st Amendment rights to freedom of religion and freedom of association.  They and their despicable Democrat associates are as anti-American as you can get.

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Why would I want to invest in stocks?  At this point, I see absolutely nothing to get excited about in 2019, and I mean nothing.  This New Year  isn't going to change a thing... It'll just be more of the same old refried Washington bullshit, only it'll be two feet thicker and much more smelly. 


The millions of Americans contributing to the GoFundMe Campaign to build the border wall are wasting their time and money, according to the nation's two top Democrats who insist they will never, ever allow a wall to be built regardless of what Americans think, want or do.

Another cop has been killed by an illegal alien... this one in  Stanislaus County, California.   Blame it on the Democrats who invite and welcome these illegals into our country.

NFL players are not only continuing their anti-American, anti-Star Spangled Banner protests, but they're now griping because they're not getting enough TV coverage of their actions.  You'd think they were related to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, or something. 

Saddened to hear that Bre Payton, a bright and energetic 26-year-old conservative writer and sometimes guest on Fox News... died last week, possibly from meningitis and a strain of flu. 

Democrat prima donna Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has her skivvies in a snot because outgoing Sen. Claire McCaskill has been criticizing her, publicly shaming her and making her feel like a puppy that needs housebreaking.  Well honey... if the shoe fits, wear it.  Be a sport; wear it proudly. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"Children should be seen and not heard." ~ Old English Proverb

LET THE RANCOR END

ABOLISH CONGRESS

AND

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS! 

I'LL BE BACK JANUARY 2ND

WATCH OUT FOR SOME PISSY NEWS TODAY

President Trump did a double reversal Thursday when he found out that Americans were frothing at their mouths over the prospect that he and the Congressional Republicans were going to cave in on the border wall.  He was stuck between a rock and a hard post: if he shut down the government, he might lose the 2020 election; but, if he allowed the border wall to be scuttled, there would be no chance... zero chance... that he'd get reelected in 2020.  

Well, today marks the start of the Christmas holidays.  There's going to be very little, if anything, done in the remainder of this Congressional session.  So, expect some half-baked cram-down answer that we are going to be very angry about... and they will expect that, as usual, we'll get over it before the holidays end. 

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Can there be any doubt?  The next two years are probably going to go down as being the worst in our government's history.  The only thing that can jar Members of Congress into acting together responsibly would be a nuclear strike against us and I'm not even sure that could accomplish the job.  

Meanwhile, up here in Burney, drug activity and street crime are running rampant; the sheriff's department, prosecutors and courts don't seem to give a damn.  It won't be much longer before citizens take  matters into their own hands.


TODAY'S QUOTE:
"There's absolutely no difference between a boneless chicken and a spineless politician." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

THE DEATH OF A NATION

After watching the shameful decision on the border wall, it is apparent that the voice of Americans has died.  

Merry Christmas (Not)

 

MR. AMERICAN DEMOCRAT

Meet Mr. American Democrat: Pittsburgh Mayor William Peduto (D) says he doesn't care what the Constitution or Pennsylvania State Law says... he's going to confiscate all guns and magazines in the city.  Nor does he care that the people who got shot to death in a Pittsburgh Synagogue were unable to have guns or to shoot back.  He's even suggested that congregations have no inherent right to defend themselves. 

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I don't know why nobody has ever thought of this but... instead of shutting down the government, why don't we shut down Congress?  I mean... Congress hasn't done a damned thing in 20 years worthy of mention, so why are we paying them? 

The Democrats are quick to say that if we feel they've been mean and nasty obstructionists... just wait until next year.  It is becoming evident to me that they intend to force this country into a revolution.  Merry Christmas.

Ponder this: If everyone who voted for Trump would kick in $80, we can build that wall and the Democrats can kiss our behinds.  

Yes, Paul Ryan did propose raising the Social Security retirement age to 70.  That way, I presume, more people will die before being able to collect benefits and the government can steal more money from the fund.  

Should President Trump cave on the border wall, or should he give in to demands for another huge spending bill, he can kiss 2020 goodbye.  Either move will be seen as his supporters as a sign he had become a member of the "establishment."  

TODAY'S QUOTE:

Once again we come to  the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." ~ Dave Berry

PGE IN DEEP DEEP DOO DOO

I alluded in my post last Friday to the possibility that PGE in California may have gone out to the Camp Fire site and shot up some transformers to make it look like the cause of the fire was vandalism as opposed to any failures by PGE to maintain a safe electrical line.  Little did I know what was coming. 

An investigation by the California Public Utilities Commission has determined that Pacific Gas & Electric Co. allegedly falsified data from 2012 to 2017 regarding its natural gas distribution lines because it lacked enough employees to find and mark them.  According to investigators, PG&E "had common knowledge among its supervisors that locators falsified data." And, I suppose, PG&E will want rate payers to cover that expense, too? 

*****

There is no truth to the rumor... at least at this point... that Joe Biden is going to pick Paul Ryan to be his running mate in 2020.  But, given everything that we know about both of them....???

A 39-year-old woman ended up hospitalized with a rapidly deteriorating mental status.  Earlier that day the woman had been performing a “soy sauce colon cleanse,” a dangerous internet fad which involves people drinking a liter of soy sauce in two hours.  She has since been declared brain dead, which leads me to believe that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has tried the same recipe... at least once. 

Tijuana residents are angry that hundreds of illegals, stuck with nothing to do and no place to go, have taken to burglarizing and looting homes and businesses.  These are the down-trodden, peace loving people Pellosi and her fascist friends want us to welcome with open arms into our country. 

ObamaCare has been ruled unconstitutional.  As Nancy Pelosi would put it, "What difference does that make?"

On behalf of all U.S. Veterans... thanks to those who lay Christmas wreaths on the graves of those who served before us. 

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"The Democrats are even trying to turn Christmas into a pile of crap." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

PELOSI WANTS PRESIDENT TRUMP IN HER BED?

After the now famous White House dressing down, Pelosi is said to have questioned Trump's manhood.  Is she inviting him to the sack, or what?

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President Trump has canceled the annual White House Press Christmas Party.  Good for him.  Why should he host an expensive party for people who despise him and want him dead?  Let them huddle in an alley someplace and scarf down a piece or two of crow.  They need to learn that what goes around must surely, eventually come around.


The recent break of a sewage pipe across the border in Mexico is allowing millions of gallons of sewage to flow into the Tijuana River... and eventually the Pacific Ocean... impacting coastal areas in California.  My advice to you: Don't drink the water.

The word from PGE, the electric company so far being blamed for the disastrous Camp Fire in northern California, is that they have discovered bullet holes in transformers and other indicators of foul play at the site where the fire started.  Now, we surely know that no one from PGE would have gone out there after the fire and shot at the burned-out transformer in order to alleviate PGE from the liability, right?  Just sayin'...

A human heart was desperately needed by a Seattle hospital for a transplant, but it was busy traveling around the west on a Southwest Airlines plane; crews had forgotten to unload it earlier when it was in Seattle from Sacramento.  Those things can only survive outside a human body for a matter of time and time was running out, so Southwest interrupted the flight and headed back to Seattle.  It is not known if the recipient was charged for the extra mileage or not.

California Democrat Ted Lieu wants to trash the Constitution.  He cried out Wednesday that he would “love to be able to regulate the content of speech,” but...he can’t do it because of the U.S. Constitution.  Presumably, rules of regulation would be written by the Democrats, because they... and only they... have the intellectual capacity to do so.

The Constitution also says you have to be at least 35 years old to become President.  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who is only 29, and her liberal-leftist cohorts want the Constitution changed.

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"It's not the idiots of the world who are dangerous; it's those who idolize them." ~ The Unknown Scribbler 

MUELLER TEAM WILL BE AROUND FOR AT LEAST TWO MORE YEARS

Now that Jerome Corsi has sued the Robert Mueller team and filed criminal complaints, they'll certainly have to stick around to defend themselves,  so that means for at least two more years they will have to stay in business.  Isn't that just lovely?

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Since illegal immigration costs US taxpayers more than $113 billion every year,we can close the border and we'll have enough money to build two walls... one along the Mexican border and one around the Barack Obama Clinton castle.

CNN and the rest of the media are salivating at the prospect Trump supporters will all end up in insane asylums after Pelosi and Waters get Trump impeached.

France is investigating whether or not Russia is behind the Paris riots.  Perhaps they should be looking at George Soros?

The Chicago Teachers Union has suspended its strike against private charter schools in return for a guarantee the none of the schools will participate in any manner in the deportation of illegals.  I presume this also means they can't suspend an illegal from school under any circumstance? 

Kamala Harris has her teats in a wringer at the prospect President Trump may charge $50 a person to process asylum applications unless the applications are presented at legal ports of entry.  Someone should send her a case of Kaopectate for Christmas. 

The country's top Democrat, Tom Perez, has virtually come out and said that we have to get rid of religion in this country.  He says messages from the pulpits are allowing dictates of the Democrat Party to fall on deaf ears.  Let there be no mistake: the sounds of the Gestapo and the thump, thump of SS boots are coming to the streets in your neighborhood soon.  

I'm sorry, President Trump, but as much as I admire you for how you are helping this country, I have to ask: If Rex Tillerson is "dumb as a rock" and "lazy as hell," why did you hire him in the first place?  For that matter, why did you hire Jeff Sessions?  You are the guy in charge, aren't you? 

Why was James Comey allowed to have a DOJ attorney by his side when he testified? 

Lindsey Graham says the House may be run by Democrats, but the Senate will get to the bottom of FISA abuse and other issues.   Why bother to BS the American public, Lindsey?  You guys have had two years to work on it already and have nothing... absolutely nothing... to show for it.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:  
"New Years on Capitol Hill means that soon it will be out with the old scumbags and in with the new ones." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

SO, YOU THINK CLINTON IS NOW GOING TO GET SOME JUSTICE?

Those of us who believe in justice appear to be ecstatic that a Federal judge has ordered a reopening of the Clinton Email investigation.  Well... do you remember the name John Huber?  He's the Judge from Utah that Sessions ordered to look into allegations of wrongdoing within the FBI about a year ago.  We haven't heard a peep about that issue since.  So, don't get your hopes up. 

*****

It's easy to see that President Emmanuel Macron is French.  When the going gets tough, the French go hiding.

Minnesota State University associate professor Eric Sprankle accused God of impregnating the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus, without her consent.  Further investigation reveals that it was actually Donald Trump who did that; if you don't believe me, ask any Democrat. 

There's a mysterious, cigar-shaped object coming through our solar system.  Scientists are absolutely certain that, whatever it is, it comes from a different solar system.   Scientists are extremely concerned that it might be an alien spaceship.  I mean, suppose the thing landed and 10,000 little Obamas came out?  

Many lawmakers carry guns for self-protection on Capitol Hill.  A group of Democrats is now trying to make rules against that.  Obviously, they would prefer to get shot as opposed to giving up on gun control.  That's how Democrats think, and they say they are smarter than we are?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:  

"They say that the only good Democrat is a dead Democrat.  The problem is that even dead Democrats vote." ~ The Unknown Scribbler

 

KATHY GRIFFIN AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS

Kathy Griffin has decorated her entire Christmas tree with hate-Trump ornaments.  She's even selling them on-line: https://store.kathygriffin.com/  I think that if you buy enough of her merchandise, you should get a free douche bag.

Doesn't anyone want to know where Dan Quayle was during the Bush funeral proceedings?

House Democrats plan to pass a bill making it illegal for you to sell or give away your guns, even to your children or siblings.  It doesn't matter to them that such a law would not have prevented mass shootings; they just want to stick it to you for voting for Trump.

Meanwhile, in California they pan to add a huge excise tax to the purchase of firearms, ostensibly to cover the cost of increased public education about the dangers of guns and ammo.  Criminals, who get their guns off the streets, naturally won't have to pay the additional taxes and will not be attending any gun safety courses.

Nebraska elementary school principal Jennifer Sinclair has banned a long list of Christmas-related items, including candy canes because... the 'J' shape stands 'for Jesus. 

A fellow in England picked up a jug in a flea market for about $5.00.  Some time later, he was informed by a friend that the pottery, which was being used as a toothbrush holder, was around 4,000 years old.  Yes... that's even  older than Justice Ginsberg. 

Given what is going on in Mexico these days, especially at the border, any American who visits down there must truly be considered as being "loco en la cabeza."  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
 "Old age is like everything else;  to make a success of it, you've got to start young." ~ Theodore Roosevelt

A NEW VOICE FOR CONSERVATIVES

Welcome news for conservatives:  A few years ago, Glenn Beck had one of the most popular shows on Fox News.  He seemed to hit the nail on the head on many issues of the day, but he eventually changed the format of his program and to some extent it started to have religious overtones.  Fox and Beck drifted apart and Beck eventually formed his own network, The Blaze.  It has been modestly successful. 

In the the meantime, several other conservative media types got together and joined Mark Levin in the creation of CRTV.  They include Levin, Michelle Malkin, Eric Bolin and others.  Now, the two networks are joining together in Blaze Media and this promises to be a breath of fresh air on the conservative front.  Keep a close eye on this new venue.

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It appears that Joy Behar has not been seeing her psychiatrist lately.  She and Meghan McCain got into a shouting match on live TV and they had to go to a commercial break.  Behar has demanded that the producers“get this bitch under control” or she's going to quit the show.  Meow.  

Ford may lay off 25,000 workers, according to a report yesterday.  Exact numbers are not known, but predictions are that the bulk of the layoffs will be in Europe with "some" occurring in the U.S.  

Over there in France, there have been riots in the streets over an increased gas tax.  The government has finally relented.  Maybe Californians should take a lesson from this and start rioting in the streets themselves over their new gas taxes?  

California's Kamala Harris, who is widely assumed to be a presidential candidate in 2020, has proclaimed that the 2020 race is "going to get ugly."  I guess the Kavanaugh hearings were merely the precursor of things to come.  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"A fool and his money are soon elected." ~ Will Rogers

RUISSIA POISED TO INVADE UKRAINE?

Breaking yesterday came news that Russia has for months been establishing missile launch facilities which could enable them to deploy S-400 surface-to-air missiles and that those facilities have recently been loaded with missile batteries.  In other words, there is strong evidence that the Russian seizure of Ukraine ships and sailors has been in the planning stages for weeks, if not months.  

This escalation in military posture and activity is mostly like the precursor to another invasion, similar to the one that Putin undertook against Crimea. 

*****

Somewhere around November 11th about miles off the shores of Mayotte, a French island that sits between Africa and the northern tip of Madagascar, seismic waves began to work their way around the planet; they went largely undetected.  It's features were uncommon, from its low-frequency ring to the way it spread.  Maybe Elton John has finally been learning how to play the piano?

Never walk into an Anchorage bar and ask, "What's shakin'?"

Remember that Stoneman-Douglas school shooting in Parkland, Florida, where the commanding officer froze while kids died?  Turns out the only reason she was hired was to fill diversity requirements.  Captain Jan Jordan, the commanding officer on the scene of the shooting, instead of instructing officers to rush into the building to find the shooter, evidently was focused on setting up a perimeter and directed emergency responders to “stage” outside.  And they're blaming your and my guns?   

I am shocked to discover that it is now legal in California for paid political campaign workers to go to homes and collect absentee ballots that were not mailed in and take them to polling places, effectively eliminating chain of custody controls by election officials.  Such workers were caught in the mid-terms completing or altering those ballots, and that doesn't appear to be against the law, either. 

An Air Force Lt. Colonel in charge of a B-52 Squadron has been fired for drawing pictures of penises inside the cockpit of his airplane.  I do not know if he is related to Bill Clinton or Anthony Weiner.  

Remember the days when you'd buy the lightest possible fold-over tissue stationery,  write your letter, pay a high price per half-ounce, mail it overseas and then expect it to be delivered in a couple of weeks... if it was sent airmail?  These days, you can hunt and peck on your keyboard and send your email over the Internet to arrive within seconds and it doesn't cost you anything.  No wonder the post office is in a sea of red ink.  Maybe they should reinvent themselves as dinosaurs?  

TODAY'S QUOTE:
"In war, events of importance are the result of trivial causes." ~ Julius Caesar
 

DAMNED REPUBLICANS

President Trump is threatening to shut down the government over the spending bill if he doesn't get money for the border wall.  Rather than climbing on the bandwagon and looking for ways to make it happen, Republicans are bellyaching that shutting down the government would be a mistake and make them look bad.  I'm sincerely sorry and disappointed that we elected the do-nothing cry babies.

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It's interesting to note that the Democrats and liberals would rather make mean-spirited remarks about the White House Christmas decorations as opposed to celebrating the joy of the Christian season.  But, then again, they don't believe in God or they wouldn't be behaving this way.  

Scumbag.  Nobody likes a scumbag or a blackmailer.  My guess is that Arizona Senator Jeff Flake is going to have to pack up and move from Arizona to Venezuela, where he belongs.  Even poisonous desert snakes run and hide when they see him approaching... 

Federal agents have raided President Trump's former attorney's office in Chicago. Edward Burke represented Trump during the building of a Trump hotel in Chicago.  Democrats and the media are salivating.  

Rosa Maria Ortega, is a green card holder who was born in Mexico and she voted illegally for ten years.  When caught, tried and convicted, she got sentenced to eight years in the pokey.  On appeal, her attorney claimed she mistakenly marked "citizen" on her application for voter registration instead of "non-citizen."  The original sentence was upheld... I mean, after all, what was she doing applying for a registration in the first place?  Ten bucks says she voted Democrat.   

Broward County Supervisor of Elections Brenda Snipes will get $130,000 a year in retirement, plus whatever the Florida Democrat Party gives her under the table... 

 TODAY'S QUOTE:
"And God said, let there be light, and all of the Democrats scattered like cockroaches." ~ The Unknown Scribbler